Morton: People of the world, of this studio, and of this universe, it is I, Morton Koopa Jr, the all-time number one Koopaling, the master of masters, the biggest star of King Dad's kingdom, performing the greatest Interview of this world. Guess who I'm interviewing? He is the most fun, the happiest, and the best Koopaling to hang around with other than me. He is-
Bob-omb: Get on with it before I explode!
(The rest of the audience backs away.)
Morton: Right. Ahem. Give it up for LEMMY!
Audience: YAAAAAAY!
Lemmy: (rolling on his ball to his seat) Hi everyone! It's great to be back on my show.
Morton: So tell me, Lemmy, how did you like those two other Interviews before I came up on the big screen again?
Lemmy: Are you kidding me? They were awful; I had my studio blown up, me and the audience had to go to the hospital, and there was some illegal betting going on as well. The cameraman was lucky he didn't get banned as well.
Outside the studio, BlueKoopaBro cannot let in.
BlueKoopaBro: How come you won't let me back in?
Glitzville Security: I'm sorry, sir, but Lemmy was very specific about who was not allowed in his show anymore.
BlueKoopaBro: But these are my Interviews. Don't make me use my Koopa Bro moves on ya.
Glitzville Security: Don't think that just because I'm wearing a suit means that I can't whoop your little shell.
BlueKoopaBro: Bring it on! Give me your best shot.
(The security officer hits BlueKoopaBro with one punch, and BlueKoopaBro is covered in bruises with his shell broken in half.)
BlueKoopaBro: Okay... you made your point.
Back at the studio...
Morton: Do you like Wendy?
Lemmy: Yes, but it’s nothing like that. She likes me as a brother and friend, and I like her the same way.
Audience: Aaaaawwwww...
Morton: Why did you change your looks in our Wii game?
Lemmy: I didn't change that much. I just grew a yellow ponytail and switched to an orange shell. I figured that my old look might have got a little too old-school. if you know what I mean; but I'm still that fun-loving Koopa.
Morton: So where is your ball stash now? A few people have been wondering whether you keep them in your shell or in your magic wand or in your secret room or-
Lemmy: You're doing it again ... I keep most of my balls in my secret room in my castle. The rest I create with my wand and keep them there.
In the audience, Larry is writing down where Lemmy's ball stash is.
Larry: I'm going to find those balls.
Morton: Do you like Iggy's new haircut and that he's taller than before?
Lemmy: Well, his plant-like hair does have some sort of quality to it. Since we look much more different now, we stopped doing that twin talk, besides the fact that I've grown up more. One time Larry thought that he was wearing one of his plants on his head. *chuckle* Can you believe that?
Morton: HAHAHAHA! Now that's funny! So, do you still have your Freeze Gun?
Lemmy: I still have it; it's in my shell. You never know when you're gonna need it.
Morton: All right. So who are the people that you’ve banned from your place?
Lemmy: I don't think I should say their names. I-I don't wanna even talk about them anymore. They did some things that I don't wanna share with anyone.
Morton: Oh, ok. Let's go to the audience for some riveting and spectacular questions. Seat ICANTBELIEVEMORTONISSTILLTALKINGINTHEFIRSTPLACE!
WHYISHETALKINGSOMUCH?HE-
Lemmy: Wait a sec. Is there even a seat like that?
Bandit: Morton said something about Cool Points. What are those?
Lemmy: Something that Morton made up. It's nothing to worry about.
Morton: Seat VIPsONLY.
Lakitu Cameraman: How come I'm not getting paid for this Interview?
Lemmy: You bet Koopaling votes with BlueKoopaBro. Just be glad that you didn't get banned as well.
Morton: Seat 54,321.
Bowser Jr: How come I don't have my own section in Lemmy's Land?
Lemmy: You were born after my site was created in the first place. Besides, I don't have enough room for another section right now.
Morton: Seat 777.
Iggy: When will Luigi star in another game?
Lemmy: I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be asking Wendy those kinds of questions.
Wendy: But I'm on my break.
Morton: Seat BOWSER'SBROTHER.
Spiked Gloomba: I'm not Bowser's brother.
Lemmy: Just ask a question.
Spiked Gloomba: What's the difference between your green shell and orange shell?
Lemmy: First of all, obviously, their color. Second, the green shell had only two spikes. The orange one has seven. I couldn't spin my shell around with the old one without riding my ball, but the new one gives me free movement.
Morton: Last question before we end the show. Seat 0.
Shy Guy: What do you think about Roy popping your balls?
Lemmy: First of all, he's stupid, but he's not dumb enough to do such a thing, cuz he knows I'll come after him.
Morton: Well that's all the time we have. I will be replacing BlueKoopaBro from now on until further notice. Tune in next time on-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Morton: Great. Now that the show's over, how about ice cream? I always wondered if ice cream was always frozen or not. And how are we getting ice cream if we have no cows? Do we import it from Earth or-
Lemmy: Goodnight Plit, please.
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