We see a TV with a commercial for Super Mario Galaxy 2 playing. It also has a counter that says one thing: 'Times Watched: 189,764 and counting'. We zoom out and see Matt watching it and drooling.
Matt: The colors...
Lemmy (walking in): How many times have you watched this?
Matt: See the counter? Well, I'll interview after this one's over.
Lemmy: That's what you said 189,763 commercials ago! Interview!
Matt: Fine, I'll interview Mr. L. I've been playing Super Paper Mario lately.
Later...
Matt: Hello! Today, I'll be interviewing Mr. L!
Lemmy: How? He's Luigi again!
Matt: No problem.
Matt claps twice, and Mr. L appears... along with Luigi.
Mr. L: Huh? Why am I here? I was working on Brobot!
Luigi: And why am I here? Shouldn't I be him?
Matt: I'm interviewing Mr. L; and Luigi, I felt like bringing you along with him. I'm beginning.
Mr. L: Fine.
Matt: First, why are you called 'The Green Thunder' if you never use thunder?
Mr. L: We actually get nicknames when serving under the Count. I'm 'The Green Thunder', O'Chunks is 'The Scottish Killing Machine', Mimi is 'The Transformer', Dimentio is 'The Powerful Clown', and Nastasia doesn't have one because she gives them out.
Matt: Huh. Next, why didn't you use Brobot when you saw the heroes for the first time?
Mr. L: He was fueling up; battling in space requires lots of fuel.
Matt: Lame. Next, why reduce Brobot's health the second time around?
Mr. L: That was actually an earlier prototype of Brobot, hence 'Brobot L-Type'. He was weaker, and I only used him the second time I fought the heroes because Brobot was being repaired.
Matt: Okay. Why did you use giant robots?
Mr. L: I thought using giant robots would work. If fighting manually won't work, why not giant robots?
Matt: There's no exception to the rule; just look at Dr. Eggman in Sonic and Bowser's kid Ludwig.
Sonic: He's right, ya know.
Matt: Bad hedgehog! Back to your cage, now! You still owe me a Chaos Emerald!
Sonic: Fine, fine...
Lemmy: What was that about?
Matt: I have a history not fit to be posted in my Lemmy's Land bio... Next question, did you like any other minions of Count Bleck?
Mr. L: O'Chunks was weird, and I mean in a 'bad hygiene and accent' bad, Mimi just liked trying to deceive everyone, Nastasia was like a helper, and Dimentio was weird. Veerrrrrrrry weird...
Dimentio: I resent that!
Matt: Last before audience: Why did you need to be brainwashed to be, ya know, not Luigi?
Mr. L: When Dimentio killed me, I was sent to the darkest corners of Luigi's mind. Only by him being brainwashed could I come out again.
Matt: Audience! Seat REVENGE.
Omochao and Note 6: Die for killing our friends!
Vad: Proto Bomb!
(Vad chucks a bomb over there that sucks the duo into limbo.)
Matt: Okay... I want to end this now. So I'll say this: I've planted a bomb here that'll blow up the studio.
Lemmy: How did we get a new one?
Matt: Shut up. I planted it 23 hours and 58 minutes ago. Scram!
(Everyone leaves, and the bomb detonates as the last person leaves.)
Later...
Matt: Sweet! A letter!
Letter: Dear Matt, because you are the replacement for Mario, I've sent you this. I have enclosed a map of Rougeport, which I have heard contains a hidden treasure deep underground. Please come and help me locate this treasure, and make sure Bowser stays away from here! From, Peach.
Matt: I hate talking letters.
Lemmy: Is that a plot device?
Matt: Maybe... End Transmission.
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