(We see a note in a hand. The hand belongs to none other than Matt.)
Note: I'll be gone governing Ice Land and watching over my mansion that no one other than P.T. has bothered to mention, so interview or I'll burn your Koopaling votes somehow. -Lemmy
Matt: *%^&$&%&*%&%*(! I need to become a Super Koopa!
(Suddenly a figure crashes through the roof and hits the note.)
Note: NOOOOOOO!!! *dies*
Matt: Vad! Where were you last Interview?!
Vad: You know where I was! In your comic!
Matt: Oh yeah. Interview or die!
Vad: Fine.
Later...
Note 2: Welcome to...
Matt: JAVELIN THROW!!!
(Matt throws a javelin through Note 2, and it perishes.)
Vad: Was that needed? It just wanted a life!
Matt: I think it lived its purpose. You're interviewing Bowser now!
(Bowser pops up in the interviewee chair in a flash.)
Bowser: What happened?! I was just finally teaching Morton to shut up!
Matt: I did that. Interview first.
Bowser: Fine.
Vad: First off, in Super Mario Sunshine, why were you so big?
Bowser: Ludwig added a special potion that increased the size of the current King of the Koopas, so that's why it didn't affect Jr.
Vad: So that's why the pool was so dirty. Second, why do you hate Mario? All he's done is thwart your schemes over and over.
Bowser: Look, you try kidnapping the opposing ruler that's attacking you, and get defeated.
Matt: Now I know how you feel. I kidnapped King Sammer and tried to rule his kingdom. I lost.
Vad: Enough filler! Next, why don't you attack Mario first, then kidnap Peach?
Bowser: Well, th-
Matt: Anything about the universe, I'm using Chaos Spear on ya.
Bowser: Fine. It's in the Villain's Rules of Conquering Kingdoms: “Give heroes a chance!”
Vad: ... Idiot. Next, how did you get that hair? Is it a symbol or something?
Bowser: The King of the Koopas gets it when he becomes king. It grows immediately, so if a regular Koopa becomes king, he gets it. The king keeps it too, so if there's a new King, the old king still keeps it.
Vad: Okay, next question. Why do you use minions that can be used against each other?
Bowser: Koopas can take about two hits, and that's good enough for me!
Vad: Moron... Last one before the audience. After the last game they were in, why didn’t you use the Koopalings until New Super Mario Bros. Wii?
Bowser: Aside from them being used in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, I grounded them for eating the last cookies.
Vad: And Bowletta doesn't count. Audience! Seat NOTE3.
Note 3: Have yo-
Matt: CHAOS SPEAR!
(A spear is generated out of thin air and kills the note.)
Note 4: Noooooo…
Vad: ... Seat IAMINMOREMARIOGAMESTHANTHEKOOPLINGSHAHA.
Bowser Jr: Why did you tell me that Peach was my mama?
Bowser: I was hoping that you would help me against Mario. Boy, am I glad I did!
Matt: Interview's over! Out, now! Chaos...
Note 4: RUN AWAY!!!
Vad: Chaos Control!
Matt: Blast!
(Everyone disappears, and Matt destroys the studio room.)
Later...
Lemmy: I'm back from Ice Land and- OH MY DAD, WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!
(Lemmy sees the destruction that Matt caused using Chaos Blast. Vad teleports out of thin air.)
Vad: Please, don't ask. End Transmission!
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