''Someone'': Bah! Who came up with the idea to have a cannon in ALMOST EVERY WORLD?!(Suddenly the door's kicked open by a person resembling Mr. L.)
Person Resembling Mr. L: CALVIN!
Calvin: What is it?
PRML: Lemmy wants us to do an Interview!
Calvin: Well that's just great. I play NSMB Wii, er, ''peacefully.'' AND YOU SLAM THE DOOR TO THE FLIPPIN' GROUND! That'll take hours to fix, Shadoo! HOURS!
Shadoo: Well, excuse me if we have no interview crew!
Calvin: True. Guess we should round up the next three people- er, have job interviews! Yeah, job interviews!
Shadoo: I'll take the first choice.
Calvin: GOOD.
Later...
Calvin: All right, you four are going to do what I say now. Shadoo.
Shadoo: Yes?
Calvin: You're going to be interviewing, too.
Shadoo: Got it.
Calvin: You, the Koopatrol.
Koopatrol: Yes?
Calvin: You'll be security.
Koopatrol: Roger. And my name's Christian.
Calvin: 'Kay. You, the Fishin' Boo.
Fishin' Boo: Yessss...?
Calvin: You're the cameraman.
Fishin' Boo: Yesssss Bosssss... My name'sssss Robert...
Calvin: Whatever. You, the Goomba.
Goomba: You called?
Calvin: You'll just exist. And sometimes interview.
Goomba: 'Kay then, Boss.
Calvin: Then let's ambush the next guy we see on the street!
Later...
Christian: I've got him, sir!
Petey Piranha: HALP!
Calvin: Okay, set him down on the interview chair!
Robert: Yesss ssssir...
Calvin: So, how come an unused character select icon was found for you in Mario Kart Wii?
Petey: I signed up for the Championship, but got sick at the last minute. I was replaced by Baby Daisy.
Calvin: NOW I know why she first appeared in that game. Like Toadette in Double Dash.
Shadoo: Were you created by Bowser Jr?
Petey: No, I'm a shroobified Piranha Plant.
Shadoo: That explains why you appeared in M&L:PIT.
Calvin: Do you work for Bowser?
Petey: If he pays me enough.
Shadoo: Audience Question time!
Calvin: Seat UNUSEDENEMYINPAPERMARIO!
Dark Paratroopa: How do you spit sludge?
Petey: That was from Bowser Jr. That's why I couldn't do it in M&L:PIT.
Shadoo: Seat RANDOM!
Max the Lakitu Cameraman: Do you like Bianco Hills?
Petey: Yes, that's why I'm only encountered there in Mario Sunshine.
Shadoo: Seat TREEONHEAD!
Pianta: How did Bowser Jr. make you spit sludge without creating you?
Petey: He went inside me and put an infinite amount of sludge in my lungs using his paintbrush.
Calvin: Would you like to become a member of the interview crew?
Petey: Sure!
Shadoo: Then...
The Interview Crew: END TRANSMISSION!
Max the Lakitu: And live long and prosper!
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