(Ckday and Yoshi are setting up their Interview Show Studio at their new location.)
Yoshi: All right, seven rows, three columns of Audience seats, interviewer chairs, interviewee chair, TV, Wii… All set, Ckday!
Ckday: Good. Now just set these up… Okay, done. So now I use this computer and… okay, and finally, the neon sign… Perfect!
(3 hours later…)
Ckday: Welcome to…
Audience: Ckday’s Interview Show!
Ckday: Correct. Today, we come to you from…
(The camera zooms out.)
Ckday: -the top of the Shine Gate!
(The camera zooms back in.)
Ckday: Of course, in order to get up and down, we’ve installed escalators that we’ll take down after the Interview. And now, here’s our guest, STROLLIN’ STU!
Audience: What?
Ckday: You know, those Goomba replacement things from Super Mario Sunshine.
Audience: Oh…
Strollin’ Stu: Thank you, thank you.
Ckday: First question. What the **** are you?
Strollin’ Stu: We’re simply Goombas that have been genetically altered to adapt to the sun on Isle Delphino.
Yoshi: Cool. Next question. In Pinna Park there was a Strollin’ Stu that was, like, 3 times larger and had smaller Strollin’ Stus on top of it. Which were normal Strollin’ Stus, the big one, the small ones, or both?
Strollin’ Stu: Both. The small ones were normal Stus, and the big one was a larger Goomba first.
Ckday: Why is there only one Stackin’ Stu (the one with the big Strollin’ Stu and the tiny ones on top) in the world?
Strollin’ Stu: There just aren’t enough huge Goombas anymore to make them.
Yoshi: Last question before audience questions. Why do Swipin’ Stus (the flying kind in Pinna Park) steal Mario’s hat?
Strollin’ Stu: They want to impress the ladies, and vice versa.
Ckday: …
Yoshi: Audience questions!
(Ckday looks at the 21 audience members.)
Ckday: Not a lot of seats, seeing as how every seat is taken. Seat I’MINSANE!
Slim: Are Strollin’ Stus violent?
Strollin’ Stu: Not really.
Yoshi: O…k, ignoring that Shady Parakoopa reference, Seat NOBODYEXCEPTWALUIGI’STWINREALLYLIKESYOU.
Waluigi: Besides the hat thing, what’s the difference between a Swipin’ Stu and a Swoopin’ Stu (the kind in the first secret level in Sirena Beach)?
Strollin’ Stu: The difference is appearance and the levels that they’re in.
Ckday: Seat FLYINGPRINCE.
Prince Peasley: How long does it take for a Goomba to turn into a Strollin’ Stu?
Strollin’ Stu: 24 hours.
Yoshi: Seat I’MINNEARLYEVERYTHINGINLEMMY’SLAND!MUAHAHAHA!
Narrator: Is the red-and-white polka-dot thing on you pants or skin?
Strollin’ Stu: Pants.
Ckday: Seat IFI’MHERE,THENWHO’STHERE?
Strollin’ Stu: Did Kamek help Strollin’ Stus adapt?
Strollin’ Stu: Nope, not at all.
Yoshi: Final seat. Seat OHNONOTHIMJUSTGETHIMTOSHUTUP.
Morton: Would it be possible, ever happen, come to be–
(Ckday slugs Morton across the world and Morton lands back on his seat.)
Morton: Errr… Would it be possible for a Strollin’ Stu to turn back into a Goomba?
Strollin’ Stu: Nope; the lack of heat would kill us.
Ckday: That’s all the time we have. See you next time at *muted out location*. Goodbye. Now, Strollin’ Stu–
(The Sledge Bro from my last Interview trips again and 10 people plus Strollin’ Stu all fall off of the Shine Gate and die.)
Ckday: Errr… Never mind…
Lemmy: Glad I don’t have to pay for that.
Ckday: Yoshi! Say the ending quote!
Yoshi: Ok. GO, YOSHI!
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