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SWIPER interviews LAKILESTER
 
By Bandy Andy

Swiper: Hey, cats, and welcome to Swiper's Interview Show, dawg! Today, we will be interviewing Lakilester!

(Lakilester floats onto the stage, not noticing that Swiper pickpocketed him.)

Lakilester: Sup?

Swiper: Nothin', Dawg!

Lakilester: Whats with the surfer lingo?

Swiper: Do not question things you cannot understand!

Lakilester:...

Swiper: Question number one, dawg. Why were you helping Huff ‘N Puff?

Lakilester: To welch money off him.

Swiper: Question number 2, how come you joined Mario anyway?

Lakilester: Because I didn't need anymore money, and I was worried that Huff would find out about my scam. So I joined an idiot so that no one would figure out my scheme.

Swiper: Question number 3, is your cloud alive?

Lakilester: Yeah, it is.

Swiper: Ok. Question number 4, why do you have so much more HP than a normal Lakitu?

Lakilester: A Magikoopa's magic.

Swiper: Question number 5, dawg. Why do you insist on being called Spike?

Lakilester: Two things. Number one, I didn't want my family to read the newspaper and know that I did that. Number two, I got over that a long time ago.

Swiper: Audience questions. Seat 643.

Huff ‘N Puff: Why did you betray me?

Lakilester: Because I had gotten enough money from you. In fact, I have a million coins in my pocket!

Lakilester sticks his hand into his pocket to reveal...

Lakilester: Oh no! I must have dropped it!

(Lakilester leaves the stage and starts looking for his money.)

Swiper: Come on, one more question. Seat 83.

Larry: How did you get that job, anyway?

Lakilester: Ad in the newspaper. Help me find my money!

Swiper: *snicker* Oh yeah, END TRANSMISSION!

(Behind the stage…)

Swiper: How did I do, dawg?

Bandy Andy: Great, but next time, blow up the audience, all right?

Crumbler: Sir, we are interviewing Tutankoopa next, all right?

Bandy Andy: Sure, whatever. Time to really end transmission!

Ludwig: Don't do that, sir!

(Bandy shoots a rocket launcher into the audience. A Dry Bones throws a bone but it is blocked kung-fu style by Swiper.)

Ludwig: How come I didn't get any lines? Oh well, END TRANSMISSION! For real.

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