Swiper: Hey, cats, and welcome to Swiper's Interview Show, dawg! Today, we will be interviewing Lakilester!
(Lakilester floats onto the stage, not noticing that Swiper pickpocketed him.)
Lakilester: Sup?
Swiper: Nothin', Dawg!
Lakilester: Whats with the surfer lingo?
Swiper: Do not question things you cannot understand!
Lakilester:...
Swiper: Question number one, dawg. Why were you helping Huff ‘N Puff?
Lakilester: To welch money off him.
Swiper: Question number 2, how come you joined Mario anyway?
Lakilester: Because I didn't need anymore money, and I was worried that Huff would find out about my scam. So I joined an idiot so that no one would figure out my scheme.
Swiper: Question number 3, is your cloud alive?
Lakilester: Yeah, it is.
Swiper: Ok. Question number 4, why do you have so much more HP than a normal Lakitu?
Lakilester: A Magikoopa's magic.
Swiper: Question number 5, dawg. Why do you insist on being called Spike?
Lakilester: Two things. Number one, I didn't want my family to read the newspaper and know that I did that. Number two, I got over that a long time ago.
Swiper: Audience questions. Seat 643.
Huff ‘N Puff: Why did you betray me?
Lakilester: Because I had gotten enough money from you. In fact, I have a million coins in my pocket!
Lakilester sticks his hand into his pocket to reveal...
Lakilester: Oh no! I must have dropped it!
(Lakilester leaves the stage and starts looking for his money.)
Swiper: Come on, one more question. Seat 83.
Larry: How did you get that job, anyway?
Lakilester: Ad in the newspaper. Help me find my money!
Swiper: *snicker* Oh yeah, END TRANSMISSION!
(Behind the stage…)
Swiper: How did I do, dawg?
Bandy Andy: Great, but next time, blow up the audience, all right?
Crumbler: Sir, we are interviewing Tutankoopa next, all right?
Bandy Andy: Sure, whatever. Time to really end transmission!
Ludwig: Don't do that, sir!
(Bandy shoots a rocket launcher into the audience. A Dry Bones throws a bone but it is blocked kung-fu style by Swiper.)
Ludwig: How come I didn't get any lines? Oh well, END TRANSMISSION! For real.
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