Bandy Andy: Welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Bandy Andy: Where we will be interviewing a weird old babysitting Mgikoopa, Kamek!
(Kamek tries to teleport onto the stage but misses and lands in a pit full of Munchers.)
Kamek: Help!
Bandy Andy: Oh, you want help?
Kamek: Yes!
Bandy Andy: Well, Ludwig will help you.
(Bandy tosses Ludwig into the pit.)
Ludwig: Help!
Bandy Andy: NO!
Morshu: Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rupees!
Bandy Andy: No more Youtube poop characters!
Morshu: Awwww...
Kamek: Help! And I'm not a babysitter!
Bandy Andy: Then here is question number one, babysitter. Do you really babysit?
Kamek: No I don't.
(Bandy reaches into Kamek's bag and pulls out Babysitting For Dummies.)
Kamek: Do not question things you cannot understand!
Bandy Andy: Question number two. Are you yourself magical, or is it your wand?
Kamek: It's the wand.
Bandy Andy: Must... cause… violence...
(Bandy Shoots a rocket launcher into the audience.)
Dry Bones: Aggghhhhh!
Bandy Andy: Dry Bones! Come up here!
(The Dry Bones nervously comes up.)
Bandy Andy: Do you want to be my assistant and get paid a million coins?
Dry Bones: No duh.
Bandy Andy: Then sign this contract!
(The Dry Bones signs.)
Bandy Andy: Ha ha! You actually signed?
Dry Bones: Yeah, why?
Bandy Andy: Read the fine print.
(The fine print says that the signer will get a single coin a year and will be a slave forever.)
Dry Bones: @@@! @@! @! ##%$#$%%^%^^!
Ludwig: Get me out of here!
Kamek: The Munchers ate my wand.
Bandy Andy: Question number three. Why do you serve Bowser?
Kamek: Contract. Why do you interview people?
Bandy Andy: Magic. Also, what is your name, Dry Bones?
Dry Bones: It's Crumbler.
Bandy Andy: Ok Crumbler, what can you do?
Crumbler: Nothing special.
Kamek: But you’re my star pupil!
Crumbler: I Have Fury!
Bandy Andy: NOOOOO!
(Bandy grabs a rocket launcher and blows Crumbler to bits.)
Bandy Andy: That's better. Okay, question number four. What is your relationship with Kammy?
Kamek: She is a blithering idiot!
Bandy Andy: Audience questions! Seat 54.
Kammy: What did you call me?
Bandy Andy: Real questions, please.
Kammy: Fine. Are you still Head Magikoopa?
Kamek: No, Kamella took my spot. SHE MUST DIE!
Bandy Andy: Seat 342.
Wart: Why do the Toadies work for you?
Kamek: Magic.
Bandy Andy: Last question. Seat number 354.
Bowser: What exactly are Magikoopas?
Kamek: Normal Koopas with magic power.
Bandy Andy: Now that we are done with questions, we can do the Wheel of Death!
Kamek: Kool!
Bandy Andy: Spin the wheel!
(It lands on seat 368.)
Waluigi: Nooo! I'm scared of the Wheel of Death!
(The guards drag him out of the studio to the lava pits.)
Bandy Andy: Now to destroy the audience!
(Bandy throws a Rob-omb and destroys the studio.)
Bandy Andy: Fix my studio, slaves. Or die!
(Ludwig and Crumbler get to work.)
Bandy Andy: That is all the time we have today. Soo END TRANSMISSION!
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