(Last time on the Spiker Interviews... Spiker took over James’s Interview show but was kicked out of James’s home. Now Spiker, Light Blue, and Last Goomba are in an old abandoned Mushroom inn.)
Spiker: Yep, still hating this...
Light Blue: Shut up! Maybe some famous person will find us
Nintendo 4vr: Hi, I'm visiting a friend here who told me that he lives here.
Ghost Toad at the front desk: His... name...?
Nintendo 4vr: Spiker Koopa, and he told me he has a couple of friends with him too.
Ghost Toad: I think... he is at the breakfast buffet... located right down the hall...and make... a left and.... you'll see a door labeled... Breakfast...
(Nintendo 4vr walks down the hallway. She opens the door and sees Spiker and his friends eating breakfast and Light Blue stuffing her face with jelly rolls.)
Nintendo 4vr: Why are you guys here?
Light Blue: Because...James is a moron.
Spiker: I'm getting a mob to get James! For now we need to find an interviewee. Say 4vr, you are an artist, correct? Can you draw a picture of Dark Koopa so we can interview him?
Nintendo 4vr: Yeah.
(Nintendo 4v’s painting of Dark Koopa comes to life but then finds an eraser and accidentally erases himself.)
Spiker: Well... What now?
Nintendo 4vr: How about-
(Vivian comes into the inn with a really fat version of Dark Koopa.)
Spiker: Wow... Who is the fat dude?
Vivian: A friend. Meet Fat Dark Kooper, he likes the name F.D.K.
Spiker: Woah, that name came out in so many wrong ways...
F.D.K.: Well sorry for being born-
Spiker: Well thank you for apologizing! You know, now we need Blue and Last Goomba to apologize!
Blue and Last Goomba: HEY!!!
Spiker: Anyways, question one! What do you look like?
F.D.K: Well, unless you mean me, we’re purple-shelled Koopas with glasses and a collar, but I’m a fat Koopa with no collar and nerdy-looking glasses-
Spiker: Okay, I get it, I get it!
Nintendo 4vr: Okay... Question 2, what games did you appear in?
F.D.K: None-
Spiker: Nobody cares about what games YOU weren’t in! You have to tell us what games Dark Koopas were in, NOT YOU!!!
F.D.K: (crying) Well *sniffle* all the Paper Mario games, and *sniffle* you don’t have to be so mean!
Spiker: Well excuuuuuuuuse me!
Link: That’s my line!
Spiker: Well excuuuuuuuuse me!
Link: ...
Spiker: Anyway, question 3, how come you weren’t in Super Paper Mario?
F.D.K: Well, we were, but Count Bleck found us and turned us into a perfect black color so we were like evil Koopas, because a lot of people said Shady Koopas looked more like a Dark Koopa, so all the Dark Koopas said we should be a shadow color
Nintendo 4vr: Well question 4, in Paper Mario 1, how come you had some kind of special move where you spun yourself around and attacked Mario?
F.D.K: Because we as Dark Koopas thought that we needed to kill Mario with some special move that would actually hurt him, so a whole bunch of Dark Koopas met down at the Mushroom sewers and decided what kind of move would hurt Mario, and so the spin attack for Dark Koopas was born. I was happy when that happened!
Spiker: You sound excited. On this Interview show, you are NOT supposed to be happy! We have to pay the author to make expressions! >=[ Oops!
F.D.K: *quiet and sad voice* Okay.
Spiker: Hmm... You did it again. Anyway, audience questions! SEAT S.D.K!
Skinny Dark Koopa: How come we lost our special move in Paper Mario 2? That made me sad-
Spiker: GRRAAGGH! I said no feelings!
F.D.K: Well when Mario beat us up in the first Paper Mario, Bowser played through the game at his castle and saw we made a special attack without his permission, so he took the move away and made us weaker. Man, I was ang-
Spiker: WHY DOESN’T ANYBODY LISTEN TO ME?!
Blue: I dunno. Seat-
Nintendo 4vr: It’s my turn! SEAT CUTEDINO!!!
Yoshi: Yoshi cute! And Yoshi wondering why you guys only stayed in the Flopside sewers in Super Paper Mario?
F.D.K: One, we as Dark Koopas love sewers, and two, COUNT BLECK TOOK ALL DARK KOOPAS AND TURNED THEM PURE DARK AND PUT US IN A SEWER!!!
Spiker: Jerk! Anyways SEAT GIGA!!!
Giga Bowser: BLAAAAAAAAARG! (Why do you wear shades when you guys are in sewers?
F.D.K: It’s because Bowser wanted all of his Koopa Troops to wear glasses in Paper Mario as there were a lot good Koopas in Paper Mario without glasses, and ‘cause glasses are Da Bomb! Contacts are for losers!
Spiker: Grrr... SEAT B.L.U.E!!!
Blue: Do YOU like Yoshis?
F.D.K: I guess?
Blue: Splee!!! You guessed correctly!
Spiker: Hmmm... That didn’t work. SEAT NINTENDO 4VR!!!
Nintendo 4vr: Umm... I already asked a lot of questions, guys, just beat him up yourself or something
Spiker: Okay! SEAT SPIKER!!!
(SPIKER): Can I not have no permission whatsoever to not unbeat you up?
F.D.K: Umm... Yes?
Spiker: Okay!
(Spiker beats up F.D.K and then a brick knocks him out.)
Spiker: Well, that was weird. Anyway, END Trans-
Blue: Say, what about our studio?
Spiker: Allllllllll will be reveaaalllled... on the next Interview! END TRANSMISSION!
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