(After the events of JALVO THE SLIME AND YOUR TWIN THE FOURTH interview PARAKARRY, YTtF is running away from the scene.)
Mini-Jalvo: Let go of me!
YTtF: No way! It was an honest bet!
(Suddenly a plothole appears right in front of him!)
YTtF: OH DARN! Uhh... Look, a potato!
(He throws MJ into another plothole as he falls through the first one.) JOHNNY: Potato? Where?
(JOHNNY starts searching for a potato.)
JOHNNY: Lies! I want my potato now!
YTtF: Uhhh... Where am I?
JOHNNY: In the interview studio.
YTtF: Then... I'll give you a potato if you interview with me!
JOHNNY: Interview? I love interviews. Now if only Crump was here.
YTtF: Forget Crump, I'm better than him.
JOHNNY: Seeing as your IQ is higher than that of an average shovel, I will agree with that statement. What idiot are we going to interview this time?
Dark Bones: I'm not an idiot!
JOHNNY: Silence, you fool!
Dark Bones: I-
JOHNNY: Did I give you permission to speak? Didn't think so. So who are we interviewing?
YTtF: It's Dark Bones.
Dark Bones: ... Stinks.
JOHNNY: Shut and let's get going.
YTtF: All right JOHNNY, ask the first question.
JOHNNY: Why me?
YTtf: Bec-
JOHNNY: Oh yeah, I forgot it's me we’re talking about, since I'm so awesome. So, first question: where do you guys get all the bones you throw?
Dark Bones: We just rip off a piece of ourselves and throw it, and the bone we ripped off regenerates. That's how we're sometimes able to revive ourselves once we die.
JOHNNY: I wish I had that ability...
YTtF: Why do they call you Dark Bones if you're blue?
Dark Bones: I guess the programmers were lazy and didn't know a better name.
JOHNNY: Well what do you want to be called?
Dark Bones: Blue Bones would have been more accurate...
JOHNNY: It has a horrible ring to it, so no. Now, why do you guys have more HP than all the other Dry Bones?
Dark Bones: Simple. Dry Bones are dead skeletons of Koopas. We are dead skeletons of Dark Koopas. As you know, Dark Koopas are significantly stronger than regular Koopas, so it's only fitting we'd be stronger than them.
YTtF: Dark Koopas aren't blue, so why are you?
Dark Bones: It's a kind of mold that grows over us as we decay, making us blue.
YTtF: Ew.
JOHNNY: You're disgusting.
Dark Bones: Yeah well you're... dumb.
JOHNNY: What a great comeback.
Dark Bones: ...
JOHNNY: So, why do you guys only hang out in the Palace of Shadows?
Dark Bones: Simple. When we were Dark Koopas, we liked dark places. Palace of Shadows was the darkest place we could go and live in peace.
YTtF: That's dumber than your mold "skin". Why are your eyes red?
Dark Bones: We're creepy enough for it.
YTtF: No. As a matter of fact, from what we've heard, you seem pretty disgusting.
Dark Bones: No.
YTtF: ... Take this!
(He opens the Hillbilly Pit below Dark, and leaves him dangling down a shriveled-up rope.)
Dark Bones: AAHHH!! OK, OK, FINE!
YTtF: Good.
(JOHNNY pulls Dark Bones back from the pit.)
JOHNNY: I find this Interview unusually disgusting. All we're talking about is mold and dieing.
Dark Bones: Sounds cool.
YTtF: You're one disgusting creature.
JOHNNY: He is.
Dark Bones: Shut up.
JOHNNY: I will. In fact, I'll shut up so the audience can figure out what a disgusting creature you are. Let's start off with seat 8.
Bowser: If a Dark Paratroopa died would it become a Dark Parabones?
Dark Bones: No. Seeing as Parakoopas don't have wing bones, when they die their wings just decay into mold and gook.
Bowser: I think I'm going to puke...
YTtF: Stop it, darn it!! Seat B4.
Elder Princess Shroob: JOIN ME OR DIE!
Dark Bones: No way, stalker.
JOHNNY: That was a pretty dumb question. How about seat 36?
Flavio: Why are there no Dark Bones in the Pit of 100 Trials, where the Dark Koopas are?
Dark Bones: Because there aren't any. Just accept it!
JOHNNY: No.
Dark Bones: Fine, it's because we get bored of being stuck in a pit.
YTtF: Seat CANCERBERUS.
Underchomp: How did you die?
Dark Bones: I was overexposed to toothpaste and soap.
YTtF: I'm not surprised.
JOHNNY: Seat 55.
Count Bleck: Why are there so many fewer Dark Bones than Dark Koopas?
Dark Bones: Dark Koopas have a long lifespan and take a long time to die. Dark Koopas are a relatively new species, so not too many have died.
Cortez: Why were you commanding those Dry Bones in the Palace of Shadows?
Dark Bones: Because I am significantly stronger than them. And I bribed them. With moldy cheese.
YTtF: ... Ok, that's it! Stop it or you'll be thrown into the Hillbilly Plothole!
Dark Bones: ... Plothole?
YTtF: Obey and you won't have to find out.
JOHNNY: Well, I'm all out questions, and it looks like the audience is too.
Dark Bones: Because you’re all intellectually inept.
JOHNNY: Stop using big words to try to sound smarter than me. YTtF: So... OVERKILL!!
(He throws a cleanness bomb at Dark Bones.)
Dark Bones: AHHHH!!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNSSSSSS!!!
(He dissolves and explodes.)
JOHNNY: Eh, at least we won't deal with him again.
YTtF: Ok. C-ya!
(He jumps through another plothole.)
JOHNNY: ... Well at least everything went smoothly today.
Meanwhile...
MJ: Ahh... No YTtF! Happiness!
YTtF: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! And I'm still not sure of what to do with you yet!
MJ: Aw... Stinks.
Back in the studio with JOHNNY…
JOHNNY: Where did everyone go?
(JOHNNY looks around to see no one else besides him is in the studio.)
JOHNNY: AHH! I'm alone! I'm scared of being alone! Ah! End Transmission, I need to get out of here!
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