James: Hello! And welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!!!
Light Blue: AHEM!!!
James: Oh yeah, here is the sub-interview partner for my friend Blue, Light Blue. Please welcome her as if she was my friend Blue and blah blah blah.
Light Blue: Well, anyway, let’s roll that dice!
(James rolls the dice and it picks Spiker Koopa.)
James: I think its Spiker?
Light Blue: How?
Spiker: Yahoo!!! I get to be famous!
James: Take it back, you mean dice!
(The dice then shows a picture of Spiker interviewing other people with the words “Next Interview…”)
James: Spiker gets to have my show?! Grrrr… Then what do I get to be?
(The dice shows a picture of James as a host for another show called Whose Line Is It Anyway?!)
James: Yes! I’m going to be popular! Anyway, let’s start my maybe-to-be last Interview!
Light Blue: Question one, how much do Sledge Brothers weigh? And how are you a Sledge Brother?
Spiker: I don’t know, about 6-20 tons, maybe. And I’m a Spike Koopa! But I once was a Sledge Brother in Mario Bros. 3.
James: Question two, what are a Sledge Brother’s attacks?
Spiker: We can make the ground all shaky and stuff, and we can throw hammers, and I guess if you touch us, you die. Of course that’s what happens with all Mario baddies.
Light Blue: Well, question three, how can a normal Hammer Bro become this fat thing called a Sledge Bro?
Spiker: Two ways, one, if you go to Giant Land and find a Mushroom there, you can become it only in that world, or if you have worked for Bowser for more than two years and have killed Mario five times in any Mario game, you can stay a Sledge Brother. But I myself am more like a fusion of a Spike Koopa and a Hammer Bro.
James: How come you don’t weigh 15 tons?
Spiker: Forgot, if you don’t want to be a Sledge Bro anymore, you can always go back to being a Hammer Bro.
Light Blue: Hmm… Okay, time for audience Qs! SEAT YOUSHOUDAINTERVIEWEDMEALOOONGTIMEAGO!!!
Luigi: Well you should have! And how come Sledge Bros. weigh so much?
Spiker: Ugh… Bowser believes that bigger Hammer Bros. can throw better hammers, so he made Sledge Bros. to throw the big hammers. That, and he wanted someone else to weigh more than himself.
James: SEAT TOADWILLSUEYA!!!
Toad: I’ll Sue this Interview! And how come you guys can only throw hammers? You guys should have thrown boomerangs too, and because you didn’t, I’m going to sue this Interview!!!
Spiker: Well, there is only enough room in our shells for one special weapon, so Bowser picked us to only hold hammer- err… sledges.
Light Blue: Last seat, SEAT CRYBABYKOOPA!!!
Bowser Jr: Hey! What are your weaknesses?
Spiker: Basically our weak points are the same as a Hammer Bro’s weak spot, only we are bigger and a little harder to get to.
James: That’s all the time on my maybe last Interview!
(A car drives into the interview studio and a Monty Mole comes out.)
Mack the Monty: Hiya, James, it’s time for your new show!
James: So my dice was telling the truth? Nooooooooo!!!
Mack the Monty: Well, at least you are going to be on a famous show now. Spiker might have it harder, so get into the car!
James: You can’t make me!!!
(Mack shoots James with a tranquilizer gun and makes James fall asleep, then Mack drives away from the studio with James.)
Spiker: So now I get this castle?!
(Another car drives in and a Bob-omb comes out.)
Bob Da Bomb: Well, this belongs to James, So get out before we leave you to the suing devil, Toad!
Spiker: Fine. Light Blue? Let’s get out of here…
(Spiker and Light Blue leave the castle and head into an abandoned Toad inn.)
Light Blue: … I hate the magic dice now…
Spiker: Greeeaaaaat… This must be how Dark Koopa started out.
(Last Goomba plays the harmonica.)
Spiker: How did you get here?
Last Goomba: I have no life, so I belong with you two now. Soo… mind telling me where we are going to be now?
Spiker: Here until someone finds us…
Light Blue: You know what? END TRANSMISSION!!!
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