NF: Hello everybody, and welcome to our Interview show! Today we’re interviewing a thief named Popple. He’s from the game Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga.
Fawful: Yes, he is a shadow type of thief.
Audience: Booooooo!!!
Boo: Yay! They love me! I have a lot of big fans.
NF: Get over with it. Lemmy told us to interview him anyways. I am SO going to kill Lemmy.
(Popple goes onstage as the audience is booing him.)
Popple: Boo I say! What’s with all this booing nonsense, see?!
NF: They don’t like you because you steal their stuff without asking them permission. That is not nice.
Popple: Pfft! Nice, I don’t have to be nice. Nice is dumb.
NF: Oookaaayyy… Let’s get started! Uh, the first question is how come you say “see?” at the end of almost every sentence?
Popple: Some people are too dumb to understand what I am saying! So, I say “see” at the end of every sentence sometimes so people would get what I am saying. Especially Mario- he was acting like a retard during the game. He was blabbing like an idiot, too. (Fat Italian plumber…)
Fawful: Since when did you start stealing things?
Popple: I started stealing when I was about five years old.
Fawful: Dang, you must’ve been stealing ever since you were in Kindergarten!
Popple: Yeah. I got kicked out and never went to school again. That’s when I could do anything I wanted!
Fawful: Wow. It’s your turn now.
NF: Why do you wear a purple bandana?
Popple: Eh, I think purple is meant to be a color of crime.
Fawful: What is that green thing on your head?
Popple: You mean this? That is a plant. I am also a plant, you know…
NF: I thought your species was a bean!
Popple: No! I am still the species of a bean. Just because I am a plant also, doesn’t mean I CHANGED my species. I’m still the same.
NF: Oh. Well, let’s get on to the audience questions now. Seat ILUVSTEALINGOTHERPEOPLESBODIES.
Doopliss: Hey Slick, what’s your best game?
Popple: Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga of course! That’s the only game I’ve been in. I freakin’ love my role!
Doopliss: Do you wish to be in another game?
Lemmy: Hey! There will be no asking two questions at the same time, which is against the rules of interviewing!
Doopliss: Shaddup!
Lemmy: Eep! Continue on, continue on.
Fawful: Seat BOOLADYGHOST.
Lady Bow: Do you wish to be in another game?
Doopliss: Hey, no fair! You asked the same question as me!
Lady Bow: Too bad! I get to ask. Please answer now.
Popple: Okay. Yes! I would love to make a comeback. I hope Nintendo will add me in the upcoming Mario and Luigi 3.
NF: Seat FAWFULSSERVANT.
Cackletta: What things do you like to steal?
Popple: Coins, Mushrooms, gold bars, and mostly everything in the game, but my most favorite was coins.
Fawful: Seat ILOVEPLANTS!
Larry Koopa: Who would you say is your favorite Koopaling?
Popple: You. I guess you could be a good thief and spy at the same time. We could become the thieves of this world!
Larry: I am glad that I am your favorite Koopaling!
Popple: No charge!
NF: Lakitu, how much time left do we have?
Lakitu: One more minute!
NF: I guess we should be ending transmission right now! Popple, thanks for coming with us, and you are part of my crew.
Popple: Yes! Finally I can join in!
NF: You too, Lady Bow and Doopliss. Okay, end transmission!
TRANSMISSION ENDED
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