(We see Count Bleck talking to O'Chunks and Mimi.)
Count Bleck: Okay you two, go break Dimentio out of prison while I interview Daisy for Dimentio.
O'Chunks: Aye, why don't we just bail the lad out?
Mimi: We don't have enough money!
(O'Chunks and Mimi flip to the police station.)
Count Bleck: Welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show! Count Bleck: Well… that's a bit annoying. Anywho, please welcome the QUEEN of Sarasaland, Daisy!
(Outside of Castle Bleck we see a lot of people trying to get inside.)
Count Bleck: Hmm. It isn't as bad as when Peach was here.
Nastasia: When was that?
Count Bleck: Dimentio was too lazy to put that in so he says it is a deleted scene.
Daisy: I command you let my fans in.
Count Bleck: Let me think about it… No!
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(We see O'Chunks with a fake mustache going into the police station.)
O'chunks: Hello, I am Dimentio's father, er uhm, O'Chunks, and I would like to see him.
Police: Okay sir, just to check, what is Dimentio's last name?
O'Chunks: Uhm, I'm pretty sure it has a D in it.
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Daisy: Why is there no audience?
Count Bleck: Look, we wasted enough time, so question one: How does it feel to be Queen of Sarasaland?
Daisy: Not that great. Sarasaland isn't that big, and I want to rule something HUGE like the Mushroom Kingdom.
Count Bleck: Question two: Why does everyone stare at you?
Daisy: You just HAD to ask that question. Well it all started when Dave Phaneuf wrote an Interview about me. This is where the whole staring at my chest area began. I swear, that is SO perverted.
Count Bleck: Dimentio thinks that too except he says you are not as hot as Peach or especially Rosalina.
Daisy: WHAT?! (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~) (We go back to the police station, where Dimentio is running around in circles and O'Chunks is chasing him angrily. We then see Mimi with sunglasses and a new outfit go into the police station.) Mimi: Hello Oofficer. I am Dimentio's wife, uh, Demimi, and I would like to see him. Officer: All right Mrs. Dimensio, what is your husband's birthday? Mimi: Uh, Friday the 13th? (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~) Now back to Castle Bleck... Count Bleck: Question three: How do you feel about Luigi? Daisy: Oh, I JUST LOVE LUIGI! We understand each other and know how each other feels and we give each other respect. (Luigi then comes into Castle Bleck.) Luigi: Okay Daisy, I washed the car, balanced the checking account, and got the groceries. Anything else, my sweet? Daisy: Hmm. Why don't you do the laundry? Luigi: You got it! (Luigi leaves at the speed of sound.) Count Bleck: Okay, question four: Where do you live, in Luigi's Mansion or your castle? Daisy: I live with Luigi in his Mansion. MY castle isn't in great shape after the Tatanga attack. (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~) (We now go to the police station, where we see Dimentio running around in circles occasionally dodging a rupee. We then see Mimi holding down Dimentio as O'Chunks comes over.) O'Chunks: It is time for ye to pay, lad. Dimentio: I am sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to get you guys in prison. O'Chunks: Take this! Falcon Paunch! (Seconds before it hits him-) Dimentio: Wait, I can teleport. Ciao, suckers! (Dimentio teleports as Mimi takes the paunch. Luckily she was in her "true" form so she only lost 2 legs.) Mimi: OUCH! Wait, we can teleport too! Come on! (O'Chunks and Mimi flip out of prison.) (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~) Count Bleck: Question five: How do you feel about Peach? Daisy: I could care less about what happens to that ditsy blonde. One day I will rule her. HAHAHAHA! But other than that we are good pals. Count Bleck: Well I guess it is time for audience questions. Uhm, Timpani, ask a question. Timpani: Why are you a tomboy? Daisy: Well the death of my father led me to become strong. I am not just going to sit and wait for someone to rescue me while some bad guy tries to attack my land. Count Bleck: Ask a question, Nastasia. Nastasia: K, Count. Uhm, how do you feel about your brother, P.T.? Daisy: Well I am sad that my mom took him when they divorced. Still he can be annoying at times and I am just not good at handling people that are random. Count Bleck: Hmm… I need more audience questions. (He teleports in a random Goomba.) Count Bleck: Ask a question. Goomba: Do you want to star in your own game? Daisy: YES! Peach gets a starring role but do I get one?! NO! (Count Bleck makes the Goomba disappear and makes a Monty Mole appear.) Count Bleck: Ask a question. Monty Mole: How do you feel about Waluigi? Daisy: He may be rich and have his own Island, but does he have more money than Luigi and a Mansion AND his cute mustache? No, I don't thinks so. (Count Bleck makes a Bob-omb appear.) Count Bleck: Ask a question. Bob-omb: How do you feel about ghosts? Daisy: Well I don't like King Boo after he kidnapped me, but I do like Lady Bow's style. Count Bleck: Well that about raps it up. Thank you, Daisy, for being with us tonight. Daisy: Thanks, but I got to go make dinner. (Then Dimentio appears in front of Count Bleck.) Dimentio: And so I arrive like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarten picnic. (Then O'Chunks and Mimi appear.) Count Bleck: I did the Interview for you. Dimentio: Oh, good. I don't like Daisy that much. Count Bleck: Oh, and this is for you from Daisy. (Count Bleck hands him a package.) Dimentio: I wonder what it is. (Dimentio opens it and-) (BOOM) Dimentio: (weakly) Maybe I should end this before anything happens to me. Ciao! (END TRANSMISSION) Whoops! You're not logged in!
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