Fawful: Man, when I played Paper Mario, his prophecies stunk.
Boom: He was the only one who fell for our “free gasoline” trap.
Merlon: Why are you guys interviewing someone on the side of the highway?
Fawful: Boom blew up our studio.
Boom: Hey Merlon, What are you?
Merlon: I’m a Shaman. We are a species only seen under a cloak. If you take off our cloak, you’ll see a Ninji with psychic powers.
Fawful: Why do you wear a cloak?
Merlon: When I started to only use my psychic powers, the rest of my body got weak. This cloak is a magical form of protection.
(Fawful tries to steal it, but Merlon zaps him.)
Boom: Where do you currently live?
Merlon: I started off in my house in Toad Town, but traveled on a pilgrimage to Rogueport to see the Thousand-Year Door. After that, I was sucked into Flipside when experimenting with my powers.
Fawful: What is your role in the games?
Merlon: In Paper Mario, I was a fortune teller. In TTYD, I could upgrade Mario’s partners’ powers. In Super Paper Mario, I just stood in my house and was part of the plot.
Boom: Sounds degrading. You went from the function of a fortune teller to a Shine Sprite cashier to a useless NPC.
Merlon: It was…
Boom: What is my fortune?
Merlon: You will tell random people driving by to ask me questions.
Boom: That’s right, it’s time for…
Everyone on Plit (excluding Jon Stewart): Drive by questions!
Fawful: Yo, you, with the Mazda, come and pull over.
(A Goomba comes over.)
Merlon: Ask me a question.
Goomba: Where’d you find Tippi?
Merlon: She fell out of the sky unconsciously, much like Peach did.
(Goomba drives away.)
Boom: Hey you, with the Lamborghini!
(A rich-looking Koopa comes over.)
Koopa: Merlon, where’d you get that crystal ball?
Merlon: A party decorations store. It doesn’t do anything, but it sure looks cool.
(Fawful kills the Koopa.)
Fawful: Here’s our ride to the construction site of the new studio.
Merlon: Hey, wait! You forgot me!
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