Bill Nye: Science!
Dark Koopa: Still stealing my thunder!
Mr. L: The Green Thunder!
Birby6: Wow. Three idiotic comments and the Interview hasn’t even started yet.
Ella: You can say that again.
Blueytroopa: Yup.
Birby6: *looks at audience* Oh! I completely forgot! Viewers out there, I’d like to introduce you to my crew! Why don’t you guys introduce yourselves?
(Ella; Hi! I’m Ella, the baby pink Yoshi, and- Wait a minute… Aren’t I supposed to be backstage?!)
Birby6: You do know we’re on television, right?
(Ella looks at the camera for a few seconds, then faints.)
Blueytroopa: She has stage fright.
Birby6: And this is Blueytroopa!
Blueytroppa: I’m a blue Paratroopa, a rare species! *notices the camera* O_O Hello! I’d like to thank…
(He pulls out a long list that goes over Ella’s fainted body then all across Plit.)
3 hours later...
Blueytroopa: …my great grandfather, my cousin Ed, my mom, my uncle Freddy, my…
Birby6: Enough!
(Birby6 pulls out a flamethrower and burns the list. Where he got it from and how he’s holding it is a mystery.)
Inspector Pennington: There’s a mystery to solve!
Birby6: *anime sweatdrop*
Blueytroopa: Aww. I had 10,000 more to go…
Birby6: You’re starting to sound like Morton.
Morton: Yeah. You’re starting to sound like me. Come on. There can only be one me. No clones. No copies. No….
(Morton gets attacked by a mob of angry farmers.)
Birby6: That’ll shut him up. Today I interview a Paratroopa.
Blueytroopa: You mean me?
Birby6: No! Him!
(A Paratroopa comes in looking confused)
Paratroopa: I like onions!
Birby6: Would you like to answer the first question, Blueytroopa?
Blueytroopa: Boy! Would I! My question is in most games, like Super Mario Bros. 3, why do you jump a lot?
Paratroopa: What did you say about onions?
Blueytroopa: I didn’t say anything about onions.
Birby6: *grabs a megaphone* She said “WHY DO YOU JUMP IN MOST GAMES?”
Paratroopa: Oh. Secretly we had springy shoes on our feet, allowing us to jump uncontrollably!
Birby6: Good. Now another question! Why are you Bowser’s main minions?
Paratroopa: Because he’s a Koopa himself and because our shells have good defense.
Blueytroopa: Can I please ask a question?
Birby6: Knock yourself out.
Blueytroopa: Ok!
(Blueytroopa grabs a baseball bat.)
Birby6: Not literally! I meant ask a question!
(Blueytroopa puts the baseball bat down.)
Blueytroopa: OH! You should’ve said beforehand! My question is, is your species related to turtles from the human world?
Paratroopa: To tell you the truth, our species are mutated turtles from the human world! The turtles fell in a bowl of radioactive waste that mutated them.
Birby6: What are you? A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
Paratroopa: Well I used to work for them.
Birby6: What made you retire?
Paratroopa: Onions!
Birby6:-_- I can see… Anyway, I have a question. Why does your species have wings?
Paratroopa: We evolved over time, like Goombas! Only some of us evolved though.
Birby6: Ok. Since I can’t think of any more questions I’m going to have to ask a random person.
(The Eyeless Goomba walks by)
Birby6: He’ll have to do. BLUEYTROOPA!
(Blueytroopa gets in a chicken suit and does the chicken dance while dancing in a bowl of applesauce that is so obscure it gets the Eyeless Goomba onstage.)
Birby6: Thank you, Blueytroopa. (to the Eyeless Goomba) Listen here, bub. Ask a question or I will force Lemmy to put you in one of Dark Koopa’s Interviews! You don’t want that to happen, now, do you?
(The Eyeless Goomba nervously shakes his head no.)
Birby6: Good. Now ASK A QUESTION!
Eyeless Goomba: Ummmmm… Why did you wear shades in Paper Mario?
Paratroopa: It was really sunny so we HAD to wear shades.
Birby6: Interesting. Now I have a question. I heard your counterparts, Dark Paratroopas, were going to appear in the game Paper Mario. What caused them to not appear?
Paratroopa: They evolved in the sewers. Their wings eventually came off. *notices the fainted Ella* Is that roadkill?
Birby6: No. She fainted.
Paratroopa: That means she’s fresh! Yummy!
(Paratroopa starts biting Ella’s arm. Ella wakes up and notices Paratroopa biting her.)
Ella: OW! OW! OW! What do you think I am? Roadkill?
Paratroopa: Yes. Yes I do.
Ella: Get off me!
(She tosses him into the Eyeless Goomba.)
Eyeless Goomba: Why me?!
One trip to the hospital later...
Birby6: Thanks a lot Ella. Now we have to be IN A STUPID HOSPITAL!
Ella: We didn’t need to interview him, we could’ve interviewed… *looks around and sees the Eyeless Goomba* the Eyeless Goomba!
Eyeless Goomba (in a full body cast): Mmmmpth!
Birby6: Sorry. He’s too accident prone!
Ella: It’s true…
Birby6: Ok. Time for audience questions!
Ella: But we’re at the hospital!
Birby6: *anime sweatdrop*
Ella: I’m also going back to the studio so I don’t have to be with this weird, one-eyed freak!
(Ella leaves and slams the door.)
Blueytroopa: Umm… *looks at camera* Send get well cards!
(Roy then bursts in.)
Roy: Ha! Found you! Time for a beating for sneaking into the Sports Hall that one day!
Flashback...
(We see birby6 trying to get in Roy’s Sports Hall.)
Roy: Ticket please!
Birby6: Ummmm… Look, pancakes!
Roy: Pancakes?! Where?!
(Roy looks away, allowing birby6 to sneak in.)
End of flashback...
Birby6: Uhhh… Activate the knockout gas!
(Gas soon takes over the whole room. Everyone except Birby6 and Blueytroopa gets knocked out.)
Blueytroopa: How come we’re not knocked out?
Birby6: Uhh… End transmission!
(Birby6 notices Goombario is knocked out.)
Birby6: Great. What an ending.
Navy Commander: I want a sub sandwich!
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