Phantos67: Everybody! We are about to go!
G Bloop: Coming!
Wacko: Coming!
Popple: I am coming, see?
(Popple dodges Thud while holding a suitcase and running down the stairs.)
Phantos67: Get in! We're going to be late!
(The crew enter the P67 Star Cruiser.)
Phantos67: BLASTOFF!
(They blastoff, and land in Bob-omb Battlefield a few minutes later.)
Wacko: Why are we here?
Phantos67: G Bloop, grab the first Bob-omb you see, a black one preferably.
(G Bloop obeys.)
Phantos67: Now, we are going to do an Interview with Plazmakidz!
Wacko: Oh yeah, I've seen his Interviews. They top yours.
Phantos67: ...
(They take off and “land” in the middle of nowhere in outer space.)
Phantos67: Any minute now...
(Another star cruiser is seen in the distance, coming closer and closer.)
Phantos67: Board his ship! That's Plazmakidz; we will be doing the Interview in there. Bring the Bob-omb, G Bloop.
Meanwhile...
Plazma: Why is there nothing on TV?
Bomb Boo: ‘Cause we get no channels out here in space.
(Suddenly Lord Crump comes out of the cockpit.)
Lord Crump: Plazmakidz, sir, there is something on the radar that is trying to board us. Should I let them?
Plazma: Yes, let them board us.
Lord Crump: Aye aye, Captain.
(After a few moments Phantos67, G Bloop, Wacko, Popple and Thud come aboard the star cruiser.)
Plazma: Welcome!
Phantos67: Hey, thanks for letting us interview with you.
Plazma: Do you have the Bob-omb?
Phantos67: Yes, a black one too.
Plazma: Well I guess we should get this started then. Bomb Boo, Topmaniac, and Dry Bones, see if you can get the TV running.
Bomb Boo, Topmaniac, and Dry Bones: We'll try.
(The trio go to the Interview room to interview Bob-omb.)
Phantos67: So if you don't mind I would like to start off the first question. Question number one, what is the first game you appeared in?
Bob-omb: Super Mario Bros. 2 and then a LOT of games afterwards.
Phantos67: Ok, your turn to ask a question, Plazmakidz!
Plazma: Question two: What's the whole deal between the Black Bob-ombs and the Bob-omb Buddies in Super Mario 64?
Bob-omb: Well, one day we just walked into their meadow to ask if we could share the land for the time being, but Big Bob-omb decided that because they didn't have any mustaches that they were a bunch of weaklings. So he took over the meadow and turned it into a Battlefield.
Phantos67: But you don’t have a mustache.
Bob-omb: But we were his type so he let it slide.
Plazma: Why did you follow his decision?
Bob-omb: We have no choice, if we don't follow him, he'll make us self-destruct.
Plazma: I see.
Phantos67: Q3: Why did Bowser make you if you would blow up and then never be used again?
Bob-omb: Bowser doesn't value life at all, even mechanical life. He sees us more as a weapon than an enemy.
Thud: THUD HATE BOWSER!
(Bowser moves out of the way just before Thud squashes him.)
Bowser: Yikes, I'm outta here!
(Bowser runs out of the cruiser, forgetting he's in space.)
Phantos67: YOU IDIOT! He’s going to be in space forever unless he hitches a ride.
Plazma: Awkward, but on with the Interview. Question 4: Why is your fuse already lit in some of the games?
Bob-omb: Well when Bowser created us, he designed our fuse to light when we caught any sight of Mario, so we could have a chance to at least hurt him a tiny bit.
Plazma: Do you realize when the fuse lights?
Bob-omb: What to you mean?
Plazma: Like, can you feel it?
Bob-omb: Yes, and it feels like someone has lit your brain on fire. That’s why we run around REALLY fast in Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga.
(Suddenly Dry Bones comes in.)
Dry Bones: I wonder what that feels like.
Plazma: Dry Bones, NO!!!
(Suddenly Dry Bones explodes, then re-forms a few moments later.)
Dry Bones: OOOWWW!!!
Phantos67: This is too funny! Anyways, Question 5: How did you feel about your absence in Yoshi's Island and Yoshi’s Island DS?
Bob-omb: MISERABLE! If I was there, Yoshi would have eaten me, and then I would have blown him up. Nintendo is SOOO cheap!
Phantos67: I sympathize.
Plazma: Audience questions, but since we're in space, let’s go to the phones!
(Ring Ring!)
Plazma: Who is it?
Toadette: Me, Toadette. Do you know why the Bob-omb Buddies are a reddish-pink color?
Bob-omb: That's probably because they don't like to fight and they've held in they're explosions so that they turned a different color.
(Ring Ring, Ring Ring!)
(Phantos67 picks up the phone listens, for a second, and then hangs up.)
Phantos67: It's unimportant. It was Lemmy. So just for fun...
(Phantos67 spits a fireball and ignites the Bob-omb.)
Phantos67: HASTA LAVISTA, BOBBY!
(The Bob-omb blows up.)
Plazma: Well then, what will we do now, since there's no Bob-omb left?
Phantos67: I don't know.
Thud: THUD WANT BOB-OMB!
(Thud then starts to Thwomp everyone in the studio.)
Phantos67: Stop, Thud! Well then, I guess I'll just be going.
Plazma: Well, cya later then! Oh, and can you spare some fuel so we can get back to Earth?
Phantos67: Sure, here you go. That’ll be twenty bucks, just kidding.
(Phantos67 uses telepathy to hand Plazmakidz some fuel, then leaves. Plazmakidz then goes to the other room to see if the TV got fixed.)
Bomb Boo: I think this just goes here...
Plazma: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE TV?!
Bomb Boo, Dry Bones, and Topmaniac: Ummm... We took it apart to see if that would work...
Plazma: ... Well just fix it. I finally got some fuel so we can get home.
Bomb Boo, Dry Bones, Topmaniac, and Lord Crump: Finally!!!
(The camera zooms out to see the star cruiser blasting off and going back to Earth.)
End Transmission
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