(Phantos67 goes up to his mailbox.)
Phantos67: Bill, bill, bill, another bill, letter from Lemmy, invitation from James Issac Koopa, bill... Wait! An invitation from James Issac Koopa?! It says he wants to interview with me. I'd better head over.
(Phantos67 brings Thud and they head over and ring the doorbell.)
James: Oh boy! That must be my three large pizzas and a Koopa Kola!
(James happily runs to the door to answer it.)
James: Oh, it’s you. Did you bring any Koopa Kola?!
Phantos67: Koopa Kola?! Well... No. I was thinking an Interview, not a party.
Thud: THUD BRING KOOPA KOLA!
Phantos67: You're prepared for everything, aren't you?
Thud: THUD COME PREPARED!
James: Thanks! I love Koopa Kola, and I’m not saying this just because they pay me.
(Two Koopas in black shells give James a thumbs up.)
James: Before we start the Interview, where is my partner, Blue the Yoshi?
(Blue can be seen eating James’s pizzas out in the front of the studio.)
James: Anyway, let’s start this Interview!
Phantos67: Wart! Come on in here!
(A frog with a crown comes in.)
Wart: What do you want?
Phantos67: A million bucks, but I'll settle for an Interview.
Wart: *grunt* Fine, but I’m not really in the mood for an Interview.
Phantos67: Don’t make me have Thud squash you. I'll let James ask question number one.
James: Ok then. Not to ask the most common question, but number one, what games did you appear in?
Wart: Well I appeared only in Mario Bros 2, and the Japanese version of that game.
Phantos67: Doki Doki Panic, yeah, I know about that game a little. Q2: Why did you blow those bubbles out of your mouth?
Wart: Those were crystal balls. I thought it was a good attack.
Phantos67: Pitiful, just pitiful.
James: Yeah, I know. I want to sic Blue onto you, but I won’t. Q3, why were you only blowing bubbles instead of jumping down to kill Mario with your own two hands?
Wart: That was because there was a switch under me. If I got off of it I would have let Mario go into the room to release the fairies out of the jar.
James: Not so smart to put a switch there.
Phantos67: Yeah. Q4: I know everybody probably knows this, but for the people who don't, how did you get turned into a frog?
Wart: Bowser had Kamek put a spell on me to turn me into a frog since I was next in line for the Dark Land throne.
Phantos67: Your turn, James.
(James can be seen with half of a pizza and a wooden bat.)
James: Oh, sorry, Q5: What is the deal with Susan?
Wart: She’s my daughter.
Phantos67: But, she is a Koopa and you, umm... are a frog.
Wart: Before I was turned into a frog I got married and had a girl, and I named her Susan. Then Bowser turned me into a frog.
Phantos67: What is your wife’s name?
Wart: Natalie Koopa, but she isn’t in any games, and neither is Susan, since I thought it best not to show them to Mario. I want to keep them safe from Mario and his pesky friends.
James: Ok, I guess that’s acceptable. I think it’s time for audience questions.
Phantos67: Yeah! Seat GOOEY NERD!
Gilbert the Gooey: What happened after Super Mario Bros. 2?
Wart: I lay low and haven't been heard from since.
Phantos67: Scaredy frog.
Wart: Excuse me?
Phantos67: Want me to say it louder?!
Wart: No.
James: Seat B.L.U.E!
Blue: Do you like Mike Myers-
James: ASK SOMETHING ELSE, BLUE!
Blue: Well, do you ever feel like you'll be in another Mario game soon?
Wart: Not really, because Nintendo says that I was the "wart" of Mario games. In other words, I was a really bad character.
James: HAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, you were. Who goes around blowing bubbles at people, I mean crystal balls?
Wart: Sic him, Thud.
Thud: WART GOES THUD! THUD HATE WART, NOT JAMES!
(Thud squashes the pimple, I mean the wart, oh, whatever you want to call him.)
Phantos67: Well, I guess we can't ask anything else. So END TRANS-
James: Yes we can, don’t turn this off yet! I have some questions for his ghost.
Wart: I’m back! As a ghooost!
James: See? Well my final question is-
Blue: Do you like Mike Myers?
Wart: Ummmm, yeah?
Blue: YAY! DIE!!!
(Blue beats Wart's ghost to a bloody pulp- Wait, how does he do that?)
James: 0_0 Woah, scary. Now I can say I'm gonna go sneak in the Phantos67 Castle and steal the Beanstar!
(Later everyone except Phantos67 is in James’s new and slightly bigger studio watching The Simpsons.)
Blue: Where’s Phantos67?
James: He went to get some stuff for me.
Blue: You locked him in a closet, didn't you?
James: Yep. Thud, pass the Koopa Kola please.
Thud: HERE.
Phantos67: LET ME OUT OF HERE! THAT BEANSTAR IS MINE!!!
James: Now it’s mine. Blue, you can let him out after I’m a safe distance away.
(James leaves to get the Beanstar. Wat will happen?! Tune in to next time’s Interview, I guess.)
Thud: BLUE, YOU END TRANSMISSION!
Blue: Ok, END TRANSMISSION!
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