G.G: WASSUP!!!
(Lemmy jumps on G.G. and squishes him.)
Lemmy: How many times have I told you to stop taking six-month vacations?
G.G: Well excuse me! What has the world come to when a Goomba can’t be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl without being yelled at by a lazy-eyed Koopa?
Lemmy: You were in Brawl?
G.G: Yup, I was one of the Goomba enemy guys. I was the one that was in the Ferris wheel part of the jungle level in Subspace mode.
Lemmy: No kidding...
G.G: Yup. Of course I had to shave my head and take off my shades because Bowser said I would stand out too much.
Lemmy: So you have been gone for six months just to be an easy to kill bad guy in Brawl.
G.G: Hey, I KOd Fox one time, and someone even turned me into a trophy. So I thought I would give myself a long vacation to celebrate becoming an awesome famous star.
Lemmy: You know, this ego you have about yourself will be the end of us all someday. And where is your crew.?
G.G: They decided to take a 12-month vacation. I would have joined them but I felt the need to interview some people and, you know, let them stand in the presence of awesomeness.
Lemmy: Well in that case we’ll need to find someone who can interview with you.
(Blaze crashes through the ceiling and lands on the floor.)
Blaze: I’m okay!
Lemmy: That was one of the strangest entrances I’ve ever seen…
Blaze: I suppose skydiving isn’t the safest sport… especially when you don’t know where the drawstring is on your parachute!
Lemmy: *slaps forehead* You’re not even WEARING a parachute.
Blaze: … Oh… well… Where IS my parachute?!
(The parachute falls through the hole in the ceiling and hits Blaze in the head.)
Blaze: *rubs head* Ah! There it is!
Lemmy: …
Blaze: So what’s goin’ on here?
Lemmy: You’re going to do an Interview with this so-called superstar Goomba.
G.G: What?! I have to do an Interview with a girl? No way.
Blaze: WHAT?! GIRL?! I'M A DUDE!
G.G: A dude, huh? What kind of guy names himself Blaze? That’s a girl’s name. You should have a more awesome and cool name like mine. Then again no one can surpass my awesomeness now that I’m a Brawl superstar.
Blaze: For your information, I got my name because I can do THIS!
(Blaze blows fire at Lemmy.)
Lemmy: OW! HOT! What was THAT for?!
Blaze: What else was I supposed to demonstrate on?
Lemmy: Him? *points to G.G*
Blaze: *shrug* So who are we interviewing anyway?
Lemmy: Geno.
Blaze: Geno?! Why not Doopliss or somebody?!
Lemmy: Uuuuuuuuh...
(Doopliss is in a washing machine.)
Doopliss: GET ME *glug* OUTTA HERE!!! *glug, glug*
Popple: Better you than me, see?
G.G: All right, bring out the stupid doll.
(Geno makes his appearance.)
Geno: For your information I’m a lot more bad to the bone than you'll ever be, and I’m a possessed doll. Now that’s saying something.
G.G: Were you in Brawl?
Geno: No.
G.G: Then you’re not awesome. BUT I SURE AM!!
Geno: But I was gonna be in it.
G.G: The key word of that sentence is "gonna be", but you were not so therefore, in conclusion, you are a noob like this female Koopa thing.
Blaze: All right! Enough of that! Now then, if you wanted to appear in another game besides RPG, what would it be?
Geno: Brawl! What else?
Blaze: BESIDES Brawl!
Geno: Super Mario Galaxy. I'm really a star, after all. It would've fit me just fine. Why was I not in that game?! Why was I not in Brawl?! Why, Nintendo?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY-
(A stagelight falls on Geno.)
Geno: OW!
Blaze: Thank you, Shy Guy. Lighten up already, twinkle toes!
Geno: TWINKLE TOES?! WHY I OUGHTA-
(Another stagelight falls on Geno.)
Geno: OW! CUT THAT OUT!
Shy Guy: Why? I get paid for doing this!
Geno: ...
G.G: Why do I feel like that Shy Guy has a better job than me? Anyway, why did you choose to possess a doll of all things?
Geno: Because this doll was a lot different from the others. It had a lot more strength and such so it was perfect for my awesome power.
G.G: Then why didn't you just possess something useful, like a G.I. Joe or a nuke or something?
Geno: Because those things don’t exist here, Einstein.
G.G: Darn it, I got the obvious pointed out to me by a doll.
Blaze: It's better than having the obvious pointed out to you by... say... a suitcase.
Stuffwell: HEY!
Blaze: So, who did you get along with and not get along with in Mario's party?
Geno: Well, Peach was nice.
Blaze: Big surprise...
Geno: And Mallow was okay. But I couldn't STAND Bowser! He was always making fun of me because I'm a doll! Why did he have to be so mean?!
Bowser: One, I'm a bad guy. What'd you expect? Two, because you're a doll. You answered that yourself!
Geno: ...
(A Koopa Troopa runs across the stage with a Ptooie chasing him.)
Koopa Troopa: GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
Ptooie: Come back here, my sweetie pie!
Blaze: ... Okay... That was weird...
G.G: Like your face! Oh, score one for the awesome guy who was in Brawl! So you use magic, right? What kind of magic can you use?
Geno: Well I can raise peoples’ attack and defense, create giant energy balls, and shoot blasters from my arms.
Blaze: Care to demonstrate?
Geno: Okay!
(Geno blasts upward and hits a speaker box, which falls on Blaze's head.)
Blaze: Owie...
(The speaker box plays music.)
Speaker Box: Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort. Suffocation. No breathing. Don't give a-
(Blaze smashes the speaker box with a giant hammer.)
Geno: Hey! I like that song! Why'd you smash it?!
Blaze: Because I prefer Yellowcard.
G.G: Yellowcard is for noobs that are not in Brawl, unlike myself.
Blaze: Hey! Yellowcard owns and you know it! Next question, who're your favorite and least favorite Koopalings?
Geno: Iggy rocks, Morton stinks!
Morton: What?! I don't stink in fact I'm the coolest Koopaling of them all because I'm the strongest and I look like Paul Stanley from KISS and by the way I love KISS because KISS rocks and KISS is my favorite band because- PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! ... Oops...
Blaze: Woah... Someone's been eating beans!
Geno: Like I said, YOU STINK!
G.G: (under his breath) Fart jokes are also for noobs not in Brawl. (in clear voice) Ok then, audience time. Seat 21.
Paratroopa: Why did you have a forest named after you?
Geno: It wasn't named after me, people just refer to it as Geno Forest because the tune of it is usually considered my themesong.
G.G: Oh, I remember that song. It goes like, do do do do do DO DO DO DO do didy do didy do do do.
Blaze: Seat 143!
Blaze (the Cat): Do you have a rival?
Geno: Hmm... Can't think of one, besides Bowser! Such a meaniehead!
Bowser: And that's such a babyish name to call someone, but I guess that's normal... for a DOLL!
Geno: Stop it!
Blaze: Hey, wait, that girl in seat 143! She has my... *turns to G.G and sighs* Here we go with the name insults again...
G.G: Hey, what are you talking ab- GIRL!!! Now then, last seat, seat 67.
Goomba: Now then, if your as awesome as you claim to be, why haven't you made an appearance in any recent games, excluding Superstar Saga?
Geno: Well the same reason why I was not in Brawl, I am owned by Square Enix so I’m not a Nintendo-licensed character.
G.G: And because you’re a doll.
Geno: Not listening.
G.G: Well that’s about it for today. How did it feel to be in the presence of awesomeness, Koopa girl noob?
Blaze: Not listening.
(Another speaker box falls on Blaze's head.)
Blaze: OW! Why'd you just do that?!
Shy Guy: It slipped! Uh... Do I still get paid?
Blaze: Grrr...
Speaker Box: ‘Cause this is MY United States of Whatever!
Blaze: Ugh... Just end the stupid transmission already!
G.G: That ending is also for noobs wh-
Lemmy: Ok, we get the point already, sheesh.
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