Dr Shriod: Okay, who knows where this warp pipe goes?
Vector: Mars?
Master Hand: Mexico?
Crazy Hand: MR. FOO FOO'S LAND!
Aboo: CHINA!
Dr Shriod: Quiet, both of you! I see...
Crazy Hand: My sock?
Vector: You wear a sock?
Crazy Hand: Only on February 30.
Vector: ... Shut up
Dr Shriod: No, dimwits! I see light.
(They come out of the warp pipe... into thin air.)
Everyone sep' Xuy, Aboo, Master Hand, and Crazy Hand: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(They fall.)
Master Hand: After them!
On the ground...
Toad and Cream: Ready…
(Team Mario and Sonic are getting ready to run.)
Toad and Cream: GO!
(They run.)
Sonic: Hey Mario?
Mario: Yeah?
Sonic: Do you hear screaming?
Mario: No, why? Do yo- Oh no.
Sonic: What?
(Mario points at the flaming, screaming meteor headed for them.)
(BOOM!)
Later...
Dr Shriod: I said I was sorry.
Blaze: Sorry, can't repeat time.
Dr Shriod: Guys, we’ve got to do something to cheer them up.
Xuy: Why?
Dr Shriod: Because them being angry is making me feel all bad inside!
Master Hand: Why don't we let Team Sonic interview Team Mario in that large building?
Dr Shriod: But we need a camera.
(CP Got one!)
Xuy: Where did you get that?
(CP Um, I sto- I mean got it for free from that store there.)
(The clerk is unconscious with a black eye.)
Xuy: Works for me.
Dr Shriod: All right. *turns* Te-
Sonic: We heard you and would love to.
Dr Shriod: Great!
Later...
Sonic: Welcome to-
Dr Shriod: Dr- OW! What was that for?!
Amy: DON'T INTERRUPT MY SONIC!
Dr Shriod: All right, all right! Geez…
Sonic: So, I'll interview Mario.
Mario: So ask me a question!
Sonic: Okay, Mr. Yelly. Why do you like red?
Mario: It's my favorite color, and it makes me look hot!
(Sonic, The Author, and everyone but Peach try not to laugh, but fail.)
Peach: Stop laughing at my Mario!
Wario: And what'cha gonna do if we don't?
(Peach turns into The Hulk and pounds Wario. Everyone else stops laughing from fear.)
Sonic: O-Okay. Next, what's the M stand for? Marie?
Mario: Yes, it stands for Marie- IT STANDS FOR MARIO, YOU TWIT!
Sonic: All right, geez. How high can you jump?
Mario: At least five feet.
Tails: Wow.
Sonic: How old are you?
Mario: 33
Sonic: You’re old! HaHaHaHa!
Mario: Am not!
Sonic: Whatever, OLD MAN. Where were you born?
Mario: Technically, Yoshi's Island.
Sonic: Then why aren't you a Yoshi?
Mario: I wasn't supposed to be born on Yoshi's Island, Kamek attacked the stork that was carrying me and Luigi to our parents. He captured the stork and Luigi, but missed me, and I fell on Yoshi's back.
Yoshi: And even as a baby you were fat!
(Mario cries.)
Sonic: Have you ever been defeated?
Mario: Yes.
Sonic: How many times and by whom?
Mario: Six times, by Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, King Boo, Donkey Kong Jr, and the Shroobs.
Sonic: Audience questions. SEAT PINK!
Peach: Let's go on a date later!
Mario: YEAH!
Sonic: SEAT GREEN!
Luigi: Did you read my diary?
Mario: Maybe...
Luigi: Really?
Toad: I know he did.
(Luigi beats Mario with a week-old tuna fish.)
Baby Whale: I *slap* AM *slap* NOT *slap* A TUNA! *slap slap slap*
Mario: My face go ow…
(Mario faints.)
Sonic: Well, I guess this is the end, so-
Dr Shriod: End- OW! It's on now.
Bowser: Cut the feed!
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