GIMB: Si.
Wacky: GIMB’s still speaking Spanish, we are doing the Interview outside because the interview building is in pieces thanks to Petey, and because GIMB is still speaking Spanish, I’ll be doing the Interview with someone else, so let’s give a hand for the owner of Lemmy’s Land, Lemmy Koopa.
Lemmy: I’m fine with doing this Interview, but what do I have a smiley face on my stomach?
Wacky: I tried to make it look more like GIMB.
Lemmy: But…
Wacky: Shut up! Anyway, unless you have forgotten whom we are interviewing today because of the long break, or if you have been living under a rock all this time, Patrick…
Patrick Star: Awwwww.
Wacky: You should know that the person we are interviewing is Petey Piranha, so let’s give a big hand for him.
Crowd: Eh.
Petey: CHEER!
Crowd: (overenthusiastically): WHOO-HOO!!! (Petey walks out onto the stage.) Petey: Thank you, thank you. Let’s get this Interview started. Wacky: I couldn’t agree more. So, how can you fly? Petey: I am part bird. My dad was a Piranha Plant and my mom was a Raven. Lemmy: Okay, what games have you appeared in? Petey: Well, I made my first appearance in Super Mario Sunshine as a boss. I made other boss appearances in Mario Pinball Land, Super Princess Peach, Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, New Super Mario Bros, and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. I made my first playable appearance in Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour. My other playable appearances were in Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, Mario Power Tennis, Mario Superstar Baseball, and Mario Strikers Charged. Wacky: Wow, Nintendo really likes you. Petey: Yeah, Super Mario Sunshine was a big break for some characters, like me and Bowser Jr. On the other hand, it was a breaking point for some characters, like Shadow Mario. He made his last appearance in Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, but he desperately wants to get in another game. Shadow Mario: Today the games, tomorrow THE WORLD! *maniacal laughter* (Shadow Mario then runs away.) Wacky: Why do we always get the fruit loops? Toucan Sam: Speaking of Froot Loops, try my new strawberry flavor. Wacky and Lemmy: What? GIMB: Que? Tony the Tiger: Humans, they’re *rip* GREAT! Human: Ow, my arm! Lemmy: Okay, what’s with Toucan Sam and Tony the Tiger? Cap’n Crunch: Count Chocula, you stole my recipe! Count Chocula: No I didn’t, I stole the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Chef’s recipe. Cinnamon Toast Crunch Chef: But I need that to make my new cereal, Butter Toast Crunch. Count Chocula: Never! Cap’n Crunch: Well then, I’ll look for Jean La’Foote. Jean La’Foote: Wi Wi, I have stolen your crunchy cereal. Cap’n Crunch: Get back here, you lazy #$%@! Snap: Hey kids, try our new Honey Krispies! Honeycomb Monster: ME WANT HONEYCOMB! Crackle: Oh my gosh, throw old Rice Krispies at ‘em! Buzz: They stole our honey, let’s get it back! Kid #1: We’ve got you surrounded, Lucky! Lucky: Not if I use all of the marshmallow powers. Go, Marshmallow Demon!!! Kid #3: Oh my God, take him DOWN! (All of the kids pull out Uzis and shoot the demon.) Axem Green: Oh dear Lord! Wacky: COM-MER-CIAL!!! Announcer: Eat cereal; well actually, I don’t think you should because some of those mascots are Crazeeeeee! Eat candy, it tastes better. (All of the cereal mascots are on the ground, unconscious, with tranquilizer darts in their necks.) Wacky: Those tranquilizer darts are costing me a fortune, but it’s well worth it. Hey, where did everybody go? Lemmy: They all left, except for… GIMB: Tres! Lemmy: Yeah, three people. Wacky: Let’s see, there’s a Toad… Toad: Whazzup! Wacky: Axem Black, and… Is that George Bush? George Bush: That there plant thang! Wacky and Lemmy: What? Petey: I’ll tell you later. Wacky: Axem Black, say something. Axem Black: That was definitely more disturbing than that cartoon I saw the other day. (Cookie Monster is in a white room, reading a book in bed. Three guys in white coats come in.) Guy #1: Bed check! (Cookie Monster gets out of the bed. Guy #2 pulls the sheets up and Guy #1 pulls out a plate of cookies.) Guy #1: What are these? Cookie Monster: I don’t know! Guy #2: What do you mean you don’t know? Cookie Monster: I don’t know how they got there! Guy# 1: Well I think you do know. Cookie Monster: No, no, no. Uh, Derek was in here earlier, he was making the beds, he probably put them there. I was in the bathroom. (After about a five second pause, the Cookie monster snatches the plate of cookies and runs out of the room.) Guy #3: Hey, get back here! (They go running after him.) Wacky: Really, I must have missed it. GIMB: ¿Qué miran tipos en la tele? Wacky: Uh, yeah, sure, why not? Anyway, back to the Interview. So Petey, what’s with George Bush? Petey: He always comes to my soccer games and bets all of the government’s money on my team to win. That’s why the gas prices have been going up. Lemmy: I thought that is was the war. Petey: That’s what they want you to think. Lemmy: That’s kind of funny. CIA Agent: He insulted the president. You are under arrest! Lemmy: I can’t go to prison; I have a website to manage! George Bush: GET HIM! (Lemmy runs away with the CIA agents and George Bush running after him.) Wacky: Poor Lemmy, but speaking of soccer, in your away entrance, what is that cracking noise? Petey: I’ll need a volunteer. Toad: Me! Petey: Okay, you just do this. (CRACK! SNAP! OUCH!) (The Toad falls to the ground, dead.) Wacky: GIMB, get rid of him. GIMB: Si, senorita. Wacky: Senorita means “miss”. (GIMB just smiles and walks away with Toad.) Wacky: I hate him. Let’s go to audience questions, um, Axem Black. Axem Black: Why do you always throw up? Petey: Digestion problems as a kid. Wacky: Interesting. Ask another question, Black. Axem Black: Uh, why do you wear a Speedo? Petey: It’s because... Cue music? Axem Green: Sure. (Axem Green starts playing a song on the radio.) Petey: Cuz it takes me to… FUNKYTOWN! Wacky: Creepy. We need another question… Lemmy? (GIMB and Lemmy both walk into the room.) GIMB: ¿Supo usted que Chihuahua’s tienen orejas realmente grandes? ¿También, no piensa usted que gatitos son adorables? ¿Sólo no quiere usted comerlos? Lemmy: Sounds like he said something about a Chihuahua. GIMB: Si, el stupido. Wacky: Never mind! So Lemmy, how did you get away? Lemmy: Well, I ran into the Burger Prince, and then I ran into the bathroom stall. They checked everywhere except for the stalls and then they went to McGoomba’s. I didn’t know how to get back, so I asked somebody how to get back to my Land, and then things got kind of creepy. (Flashback…) (Lemmy is hiding in a stall in the Burger Prince bathroom. All of the CIA agents and George Bush are looking around, outside of the bathroom.) CIA Agent: He’s not here. To McGoomba’s! CIA Agents: Hoo-Rah! (All of the CIA agents and George Bush leave.) Lemmy: *sigh* Wait, how do I get back? (Lemmy then hears grunting in a stall next to him. He then opens it and sees Cookie Monster with a portable oven, baking cookies.) Cookie Monster: C’mon, c’mon! (He looks up and sees Lemmy.) Cookie Monster: GO AWAY! (End Flashback…) Lemmy: And now I’m here. Axem Black, ask a question. Axem Black: I don’t have another question. Axem Green: ASK, DANG IT! Axem Black: Uhhhhhh, what do you eat? Petey: Koopas and Yoshis. Lemmy: Oh c’mon, not that joke again. Wacky: What are you talking about? GIMB: Yo no lo consigo. (A dark Yoshi and a pink Koopa walk by the area.) Pink Koopa: QUEE! *slap* Dark Yoshi: Balloons! (Petey then eats both of them.) Wacky: Jeez, so violent! GIMB: Remins mí del tiempo que mi tío consiguió realmente, realmente loco en mi tía. El empezó a chillar y maldecir; pensé que él iba a matarla, pero al fin, ellos tuvieron que conseguir un… (gong sound) Wacky: Questions and Answers! I’m sick of GIMB, and to make sure he’s out of the picture, I’m having him fight Petey! GIMB: QUE?! Wacky: *ding ding* FIGHT! Belly: Tengo hambre. Wacky: He said he’s hungry. FLY, PETEY, FLY! (Petey flies away.) Wacky: I guess that means you’re the winner. You now choose one of three prizes: a watering can, to be the next interviewee, or the mystery box. (GIMB points to the mystery box. Wacky opens it and finds a piece of paper.) Wacky: “You get one wish.” GIMB: ¡Deseo que pueda hablar inglés! (SHABANG! ) Wacky: Does it work? GIMB: Yes! Yes, yes! Yes, yes, Y-E-S! YES! Wacky: Good to have you back to speaking English! Lemmy: FREEDOM! (He runs away.) GIMB: Yeah, but I’m starving! Buzz: Ow, what happened? Pop: I had the craziest dream. (All of the cereal mascots get up. GIMB smiles hungrily.) Wacky: Go ahead!GIMB: LET THE FEAST BEGIN! GET IN MY BELLY!!! Toucan Sam: Oh my Lord! (After the gruesome feast…) Wacky: End Transmission! Whoops! You're not logged in!
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