(The X-Nauts and Bandanas are gathered at a local football field.)
Lord Crump: Yo dogs, this is a very important game, dudes.
A.V: Is there a reward?
Lord Crump: Oh… Yes dog, if we beat the Bandanas then JOHNNY said he would give us…
O’Keil: What?!
Lord Crump: A pack of his sour apple Trident gum, dog!
Too Tall: Wow. If you want a piece of that so badly just ask Yellow for one, he always has gum.
(Lord Crump gets all red and furious.)
Lord Crump: (in a very loud voice) Yo, you dog are going to pay, now that I got you surrounded… Hand over a piece of that gum, dog.
Yellow: Fine.
Lord Crump: Yo, you can’t get better gum than this, man.
A.V: Can we ask JOHNNY if we can change the bet?
Lord Crump: JOHNNY!
JOHNNY: Yes.
Lord Crump: Yo, let’s change the bet, dog.
zz1666: Let’s make it lacrosse gear!
Mr. Salty: Let’s make it salt!
Cod: How about video games?
Zeek: No, let’s make the reward Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
Everyone: Yeah!
JOHNNY: Fine, the losing team buys the winning team Brawl, deal?
Lord Crump: Done and done, dog. Let’s roll!
JOHNNY: Fine. zz, cornerback; Cod, linebacker; Salty, wide receiver; and Zeek, tight end. I’ll play quarterback.
Lord Crump: Too Tall, wide receiver; O’Keil, tight end; Yellow, cornerback; A.V, bench, dude!
A.V: No, then I won’t get to play!
Lord Crump: Yo, if you don’t play then that means we’ll have a chance to win, dog!
Yellow: Yeah, don’t you want Brawl?
O’Keil: Yeah, don’t ruin it for us!
Too Tall: If you take this one for the team you get first play on Brawl.
A.V: Deal, good luck!
Chargin’ Chuck: Wait!
JOHNNY: What?!
Chargin’ Chuck: I want to be interviewed!
Lord Crump: Why, dog?
Chargin’ Chuck: Because I want to express my feelings and reveal my secrets.
JOHNNY: Too bad, we’re playing an important game of football.
(A huge crowd gathers around them.)
Crowd: In-ter-view! In-ter-view! In-ter-view!
Lord Crump: Yo dogs, fine! But why do you like our Interviews? They’re not even that good, dog!
(The three clear the area.)
JOHNNY: Welcome, this is an unexpected and unwanted Interview that we are doing, but remember this: we don’t want to do this, because we want Brawl.
Chargin’ Chuck: Everyone does!
Lord Crump: Yo, today we will be interviewing my number 7,910 homie G skittles biscuit, Chargin’ Chuck!
Chargin’ Chuck: Hey, I deserve to be ranked better then that!
Lord Crump: No you don’t, dog, you @* %^@$^( @%!
JOHNNY: Hey, we don’t allow swearing, it’s bad enough everyone hates our Interviews. Just last week this guy beat me up and threatened me to stop my horrible Interviews, so now he probably is going to kill me if he sees I interviewed another person!
Lord Crump: Hey dog, I heard a swear in that sentence.
JOHNNY: Whatever, let’s just get this over with so I can die. First question, are you really strong, or just a Koopa with football pads on?
Chargin’ Chuck: We’re just Koopas that play in the KFL, but Bowser thought we would be tough foes for Mario and made all KFL players join the army or they would get killed.
Lord Crump: Are all of you guys named Chuck, dog?
Chargin’ Chuck: No, the original one of us was named Chuck, so we kept that name for all of us in his honor. My name is actually Adam, but don’t call me Chargin’ Adam, call me Chargin’ Chuck.
JOHNNY: How did you gain the power to multiply into three of you, and still be the exact shape and size?
Chargin’ Chuck: Who told you of our special power?!
JOHNNY: Well it’s kind of obvious; everyone knows you guys can do that.
Chargin’ Chuck: Curse you, Kamek and your bug mouth! Anyway, we gained that power because Kamek thought if one of us was something for Mario to fear, then more would be killer to him, so he cast a spell on some of us so that when we see Mario two new Chargin’ Chucks are formed.
Lord Crump: Yo, do those Chargin’ Chucks stay alive, or do they disappear, dog?
Chargin’ Chuck: They vanish after a day or two, as they’re not complete Chargin’ Chucks.
JOHNNY: How aren’t they complete?
Chargin’ Chuck: Here is the catch: after Mario or someone else beats us, we don’t die; our pads break and we are back to normal Koopas. However, since the multiples are already in uniform, they are kind of all uniform and no Koopa, so once they die, they die, unlike us, where we stay alive as Koopas.
Lord Crump: Yo dude, what happened to the KFL now, man?
Chargin’ Chuck: Unfortunately, until Mario is defeated all the players in the KFL will remain in the army.
Lord Crump: Ouch dog, so you’re stuck in the army forever?
Chargin’ Chuck: Yup.
Bowser: Hey, what do you mean? I will defeat Mario!
JOHNNY: *cough, cough*
Bowser: You are so dead!
JOHNNY: Man this is taking forever, so these audience questions better be quick. Seat 37.
Booster: Why aren’t all the Koopas Chargin’ Chucks?
Chargin’ Chuck: Because it would be a costly, time consuming process, and the other Koopas don’t have the football experience to use our moves.
Lord Crump: Yo, seat 4!
Dark Crawl: What did you guys do after Super Mario World?
Chargin’ Chuck: Well, most of us fled the army and became small village Koopas, but the ones that stayed still attacked Mario, but never were put back in any games.
JOHNNY: Seat 48.
King Boo: Are you one of those “incomplete” Chargin’ Chucks?
Chargin’ Chuck: Nope, I’m normal.
Lord Crump: Yo, last one, seat 21.
Mario: I’ll be the judge of that!
(Mario goes up and starts beating up Chargin’ Chuck. His pads come off, revealing a pathetic Koopa.)
Chargin’ Chuck: Smooth.
JOHNNY: Yes, time to play football!
Yaridovich: Not so fast! I told you not to do another Interview, now prepare to die!
JOHNNY: Ah, that hurts, stop it, stop it!
Lord Crump: Ha! You dogs have to forfeit! We get Brawl!
Bandanas: @(%*^@$(^*%(@!
Too Tall: See A.V? By sitting out, we won!
O’Keil: What are you saying? We didn’t even play.
Yellow: We still win, and you get first play, A.V.
A.V: Sweet!
Lord Crump: Yo dogs, end transmission.
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