Name: Mr. Salty
First Appearance: LORD CRUMP AND JONATHAN JOHNNY JONES interview CORTEZ
Species: Bandana Red
Ht: 4’2” (midget)
Wt: 70 lbs
Favorite Food: Salt (duh), bread, honey mustard
Favorite Color: Red
Favorite Koopaling: Lemmy (short like him)
Likes: Salt, spelling, salt, sailing, salt, playing the Wii, salt, 4-square, salt, JOHNNY, salt, soccer, salt, his crewmates, and did I mention salt?
Dislikes: Fruit, baseball, vegetables, people taking away his salt, people bragging that they’re taller then him
IQ: High

The name hides nothing; this guy is WAY too addicted to salt. He puts it in his water, soda, on his pizza, and he LIKES it. Mr. Salty also brags too much that he can spell every word quicker and better then you. Mr. Salty manages the band on the ship, though he is also the laziest of the crew. But when the times get tough, Mr. Salty rides them out, and when he actually does work, he does it well.