Lord Crump: Yo JOHNNY, hasn’t it been ages, man, since we’ve done an Interview, dog?
JOHNNY: Yeah, guess zz got sick of us.
zz1666: No, I just… well… you know, got bored.
Mr. Salty: No they don’t.
Lord Crump: Yo, why do you backsass, dog?
Cod: Because he’s a midget!
Mr. Salty: Am not, I’m just vertically challenged.
zz1666: In similar terms, you’re short.
JOHNNY: Yeah.
Zeus: It would help if you didn’t walk hunched over.
Mr. Salty: No I don’t!
Lord Crump: Actually dog, I’ve noticed you kind of walk like a hunchback, dude.
Cod: You try to be shorter than you already are.
zz1666: Hey, we’re going off-track; go out and start the interview!
JOHNNY: Hey, I’m your captain!
Lord Crump: And I’m a gangster dog, you can’t beat that, man!
zz1666: Well I’m writing this, so go!
Amazee Dayzee: Took you long enough!
JOHNNY: We had a dilemma.
Lord Crump: Yeah, but at least we’re here, dog, so let’s start this Interview!
JOHNNY: Ok, so how did ye get so much stronger then Crazee Dayzees, and get a different color?
Amazee Dayzee: Well it’s kind of a side effect at birth, because if the seed we grow from gets too much sun and light, and not enough water, then we reflect the sunlight for a sparkle, which gives us extremely quick access to solar energy. This is unlike Crazee Dayzees, who have water to slow down the rate at which they pick up solar energy.
Lord Crump: Yo, so you’re like a mutant, dude?
Amazee Dayzee: Grrr, don’t call me that!
Lord Crump: Fine dude, how come you always flee if your lullaby does, like, so much damage, man?
Amazee Dayzee: Because it’s a waste of the sunlight, and since I hang out near Twilight Town, every bit of sunlight I get is very important. And wasting it fighting would make me vulnerable to other enemies.
Lord Crump: What about Flower Fields? That place is sunny, dude?
Amazee Dayzee: Because Flower Fields is, well… kind of like our retirement place. You see, the Amazee Dayzees there kind of enjoy relaxing, and just want to be left alone. The ones in Twilight Town like fighting, but it can be a big risk staying and fighting due to the lack of sunlight.
JOHNNY: What are your other enemies?
Amazee Dayzee: The Hyper Clefts, because they don’t have ears, so my attack is useless on them. They also camouflage themselves to try to eat me, so I have to constantly be on watch.
Lord Crump: How come Crazee Dayzees don’t flee as often, dog?
Amazee Dayzee: Like I said, we took in a lot if sunlight when we were seeds and rely a lot more on sunlight than Crazee Dayzees, and they don’t need as much sunlight so they don’t have to flee as much. But sometimes they have to, because they still need some sunlight.
JOHNNY: Is your lullaby different from the lullaby of a Crazee Dayzee?
Amazee Dayzee: No, they’re almost identical, except we can use it longer, thus dealing out more damage.
Lord Crump: Yo, so why do you guys hang around Twilight Town if you need a lot of sunlight, dude?
Amazee Dayzee: Well we are king of stuck there, because the only way to leave is by mountain, but there are way too many Hyper Clefts. Or we could use the warp pipe in town, but because we’re rare if someone sees us a whole mob will chase us, stopping us from escaping.
JOHNNY: Time for audience questions, seat-
Lord Crump: 12, dog!
JOHNNY: Hey, that was my turn!
Ludwig: Could you ever be mutated back into a Crazee Dayzee?
Amazee Dayzee: I’m not willing to bet on it, because that would take a lot of genetic engineering, so probably not.
JOHNNY: I get this one, seat-
Lord Crump: 31, man!
JOHNNY: Hey!
Lord Crump: Sorry, you can get the next one, dog.
JOHNNY: I better.
Kamek: That sparkle… Does it have any magical powers?
Amazee Dayzee: No, it’s just extra sunlight beaming from inside us.
JOHNNY: This one is-
Lord Crump: Mine, seat 6!
JOHNNY: I hate you, Crump!
Lord Crump: I know, I hate you too, man!
Yoshi: Can Yoshi hear a lullaby? Yoshi sleepy.
Amazee Dayzee: Certainly, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Audience: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
JOHNNY: No… Our audience… Curse *yawn* you, Crump…
(JOHNNY falls asleep.)
Lord Crump: No dog, falling asl- *yawn*
Amazee Dayzee: Finally those morons stop asking me stupid questions. End transmission!
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