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BARON VON BONE interviews GRAMBI
 
By Fillet-O-Fish

(Baron von Bone is still looking for Anti Dude/Shayd in the Underwhere. Hey, I'm back here again? Crud.)

Baron von Bone: Yay! Company!

(Shut up.)

Baron: Fine.

(I know what happened to Shayd/Anti Dude!)

Baron: Yeah?

(Me and him were sucked into a void.)

Baron: I believe it's “him and I”.

(Hey, I'M the narrator!)

Baron: So you are.

(RANDOMIZE!)

Yux: That's my line! Fools! RANDOMIZE!

(A void appears and sucks Baron von Bone and I into it. Wasn't your line “I HATE YOU ALL!”?)

(We land in the Overthere. I like this music.)

Baron: This music is too old-fashioned! I shall eat it!

(He does, if that's possible.)

Baron: Now we must do something!

(He explodes.)

Baron: Now something else!

(He explodes again. Please, can we stop with the exploding running gag?)

Baron: No!

He... Do I have to say it? Grambi appears.

Grambi: Art thou troubled?

Baron: Possibly.

Grambi: Then INTERVIEWETH ME, OR I SHALL FEASTETH UPON THOU HEAD!

Baron: Gotcha. What purpose do you serve? We already have DAD...

Grambi: I AM DAD, FOOLS!

Baron: Stop yelling. Are you a Nimbi?

Grambi: Yeseth. Yes I am.

Baron: Why do you look like that?

Grambi: I am oldeth.

Baron: Why are you married to Jaydes?

Grambi: Becauseth.

Baron: Where do you get the name Grambi?

Grambi: GRAMpa and NimBI.

Baron: Do you have any real children?

Grambi: Bonechill, who used to beth Bonechillbi.

Baron: How original. When good people die, do they still go to the Underwhere?

Grambi: Yes. If you’re good, when you talk to Jaydes you go to The Overthere. The Underwhere is just default.

Baron: I can't think of any more questions.

Grambi: ...eth.

Baron: How did you say that, and how did you build something on clouds?

Grambi: This isn't the Real World, you knowest.

Baron: ...

(Think of more questions.)

Baron: I'm trying. Do you have godly powers?

(Lighting strikes Baron von Bone six times, Koopa's Tycoon Town vanishes and reappears, and everyone becomes all warped.)

Grambi: Does that answer your question?

Baron: Yes. Could you please unwarp us?

GrambI: Yeseth.

(He does.)

Baron: Is this place the same as Sky Land?

Grambi: Nopeth.

Baron: Why are your eyebrows so big?

Grambi: Why don't you have any eyebrows?

Baron: Touche.

Touche: Yeah?

Baron: Go back to Joshua. We don't need another idiot.

(Touche leaves.)

Baron: Why do Nimbis speak in old English?

Grambi: Why notest?

Baron: Final question: Deal, or No Deal?

Grambi: No Dealest!

(Ask a real question.)

Baron: Fine. How old are you?

Grambi: OVER NINE-THOUSAND!

Baron: Could you, say, transport us to where the majority of the others are?

Grambi: Five bucks.

Baron: Deal.

(A void appears AGAIN and sucks the Baron and I in. Wait, this is the 14th Interview! There's bound to be an incredibly large plot twist soon! HELP ME!!!)

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