(Baron von Bone is still looking for Anti Dude/Shayd in the Underwhere. Hey, I'm back here again? Crud.)
Baron von Bone: Yay! Company!
(Shut up.)
Baron: Fine.
(I know what happened to Shayd/Anti Dude!)
Baron: Yeah?
(Me and him were sucked into a void.)
Baron: I believe it's “him and I”.
(Hey, I'M the narrator!)
Baron: So you are.
(RANDOMIZE!)
Yux: That's my line! Fools! RANDOMIZE!
(A void appears and sucks Baron von Bone and I into it. Wasn't your line “I HATE YOU ALL!”?)
(We land in the Overthere. I like this music.)
Baron: This music is too old-fashioned! I shall eat it!
(He does, if that's possible.)
Baron: Now we must do something!
(He explodes.)
Baron: Now something else!
(He explodes again. Please, can we stop with the exploding running gag?)
Baron: No!
He... Do I have to say it? Grambi appears.
Grambi: Art thou troubled?
Baron: Possibly.
Grambi: Then INTERVIEWETH ME, OR I SHALL FEASTETH UPON THOU HEAD!
Baron: Gotcha. What purpose do you serve? We already have DAD...
Grambi: I AM DAD, FOOLS!
Baron: Stop yelling. Are you a Nimbi?
Grambi: Yeseth. Yes I am.
Baron: Why do you look like that?
Grambi: I am oldeth.
Baron: Why are you married to Jaydes?
Grambi: Becauseth.
Baron: Where do you get the name Grambi?
Grambi: GRAMpa and NimBI.
Baron: Do you have any real children?
Grambi: Bonechill, who used to beth Bonechillbi.
Baron: How original. When good people die, do they still go to the Underwhere?
Grambi: Yes. If you’re good, when you talk to Jaydes you go to The Overthere. The Underwhere is just default.
Baron: I can't think of any more questions.
Grambi: ...eth.
Baron: How did you say that, and how did you build something on clouds?
Grambi: This isn't the Real World, you knowest.
Baron: ...
(Think of more questions.)
Baron: I'm trying. Do you have godly powers?
(Lighting strikes Baron von Bone six times, Koopa's Tycoon Town vanishes and reappears, and everyone becomes all warped.)
Grambi: Does that answer your question?
Baron: Yes. Could you please unwarp us?
GrambI: Yeseth.
(He does.)
Baron: Is this place the same as Sky Land?
Grambi: Nopeth.
Baron: Why are your eyebrows so big?
Grambi: Why don't you have any eyebrows?
Baron: Touche.
Touche: Yeah?
Baron: Go back to Joshua. We don't need another idiot.
(Touche leaves.)
Baron: Why do Nimbis speak in old English?
Grambi: Why notest?
Baron: Final question: Deal, or No Deal?
Grambi: No Dealest!
(Ask a real question.)
Baron: Fine. How old are you?
Grambi: OVER NINE-THOUSAND!
Baron: Could you, say, transport us to where the majority of the others are?
Grambi: Five bucks.
Baron: Deal.
(A void appears AGAIN and sucks the Baron and I in. Wait, this is the 14th Interview! There's bound to be an incredibly large plot twist soon! HELP ME!!!)
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