Geno: Wait a minute, why am I still here? Was I supposed to leave after my me? And was most of your house supposed be in ruin?
DS Guy: Must be a plot hole or something. I don't know.
Geno: This is frustrating.
Roy: You know what else is frustrating? Japan gets to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl before we do. It just isn't fair.
DS Guy: Life isn't fair, in case if you haven't noticed. We just have to move on. Anyway, General Guy told me to see him today, so Geno has to interview *reads clipboard* Mr. E from Mario Party Advance.
Audience: Yay! Geno gets to stay longer!
DS Guy: And I'm leaving.
Geno: Okay, today in Lemmy's Interview Studio I am going to interview Mr. E. Come on in.
Mr. E: I'm already in.
E-Guy: Woah! When did you arrive?
Mr. E: I know the answer to that mystery. I came in hours before the Interview, you just didn't notice.
E-Guy: Oh.
Geno: Anyway, what are your hobbies?
Mr. E: I like to solve mysteries that have baffled us for centuries. The current mystery I am solving is who sent you to retrieve the Star Pieces.
Geno: I'll never tell.
Magical Pie: But you were about to answer that question during the last Interview.
Geno: I never said that.
Magical Pie: But you-
Mario: PIE! *gulp* Yummy!
Police Toad: You just ate a citizen. I should send you to jail-
Audience: YAY!
Police Toad: -but you won't be able to learn anything no matter what so I'll just have to let you go.
Audience: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mario: Yay Diplomatic Immunity!
Geno: Geno Whirl!
(Mario is blasted to Kingdom Come.)
Geno: That's better.
(Mario walks back in.)
Geno: What the...?
Mario: I have more than one life, you know.
Audience: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
()
(In Shy Guy's Toybox…)
DS Guy: (barging in) I got here as soon as I got the message General Guy and- HOLY GUACAMOLE!
(He sees many Shy Guys in a zombified state.)
Zombie Shy Guys: Brawl... Brawl... Brawl!
DS Guy: What is going on herrrrrreeee....
(He got pulled into a shelter by General Guy and Shy Gal.)
Shy Gal: Thank DAD you’re safe. (I don't know what I would do without you)
DS Guy: What is going on here, General Guy?
General Guy: It's terrible! My foot soldiers have been waiting so long for Super Smash Bros. Brawl that over 65 percent of them have turned into zombies! Now that the release date had been postponed to March 9th, things are getting much worse.
DS Guy: (to himself) This has "long day" written all over it.
()
Geno: Tell me, Mr. E, what is your full name?
Mr. E: My full name is Herbert Kelvin William Edward III, but because of my love of mysteries, everyone just calls me Mr. E.
Geno: Where do you live, Mr. E?
Mr. E: I live in Shroom City, but I do have a vacation home in Poshley Heights.
Geno: But only actors and actresses live there, right?
Mr. E: I have a cousin who lets me live in that house when I go on vacation. He makes 375,000 coins a year.
Geno: And who is your rich cousin?
Mr. E: My cousin is none other than the famous actor, Zip T.
Minh T: No way! Your cousin is Zip T? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chef Torte: OW! Try not to be so loud next time. Ze noise vas devastating to my ear drums.
Mr. E: Even I find it amazing.
Geno: Does he let you go into Koopawood Studios to see his movies get filmed?
Mr. E: No, the studio doesn't let any commoner in regardless of family or friends.
Mario: But they let me in.
Mr. E: O_O WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
()
General Guy: ...as you can see, if the Shy Guys keep getting zombified at this rate, the whole Toy Box will be completely zombified in 5 hours, 38 minutes, and 21 seconds.
DS Guy: (to himself) Am I the only sane Shy Guy left?
General Guy: I heard that! And where's Electro Guy?
DS Guy: He likes to be called "E-Guy", and he is at my house.
General Guy: He's a goner. If those Zombie Shy Guys get out of the Toy Box, we will be seeing a serious epidemic.
Anti Guy: And what is worse is that two of them are behind us. I probably should have mentioned that, huh?
Everyone Else: YES!!
Zombie Shy Guys 1 and 2: Brawl...
(They touch Anti Guy, thus turning him into a zombie.)
Zombie Anti Guy: Brawl... Brawl... Brawl...
General Guy: Oh my DAD! They can turn others into zombies just by touching them! Everybody flee!
(As the Shy Guys are fleeing, DS Guy turns into a Zeus Guy so he can fight the Zombie Shy Guys. But General Guy snatches him.)
General Guy: Don't be a hero, DS Guy!
DS Guy: I am so counting this as overtime!
()
Geno: So after 15 minutes of rage for realizing that your cousin doesn't let you see the movies get made, I thought we’d do some Audience Questions. Seat 389.
Toady: What's the greatest mystery you have ever solved?
Mr. E: The greatest mystery that I have ever solved is the mystery of Loch Dorrie. Though the monster was terrifying, it was kind of cool to see that monster. Seat 178.
Dorrie: I am that monster.
Mr. E: M-M-M-M-MONSTER! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Geno: Do you have a question or not?
Dorrie: Uh... No.
Geno: Pick another seat, Mr. E.
Mr. E: Seat ABSOLUTEZERO.
Flurry: Do you have any other relative that is as successful as Zip T?
Mr. E: Now that you mention it, I have a successful multi-billionaire for a brother. His name is Wealth E. Seat 1.
Lemmy: What's his full name?
Mr. E: George Robertson "Wealth" Edward is my brother's full name. But since he is so rich that he has a wallet for his wallets, people just call him "Wealth E" Seat FILTHYSTINKINGRICH.
Wealth E: Hello, Brother.
Mr. E: Wealth E! What are you doing in Toad Town?
Wealth E: Well I moved here and I saw that my new neighbor has an Interview studio so I became a member of his audience a few weeks ago. Anyway I was wondering, have you solved the mystery of why people are turning into zombies?
Mr. E: No, I haven't yet.
????: I have.
Geno: Now who said that?
(DS Guy, General Guy, Shy Gal, Lie Guy, and what's left of the Shy Guy Army barge in.)
Lie Guy: Everybody, run for it! People are turning into zombies because of the pre-Brawl boredom! Run while you still have the chance!
Roy: Yeah right!
Lie Guy: I'm serious! You gotta be-
(He notices a Zombie Shy Guy hand on him.)
Lie Guy: NOOOOOO OOOOOOOO!
(Morph!)
Zombie Lie Guy: Brawl...
(Another Zombie Shy Guy touches Roy.)
Roy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE WAIT WAS ALREADY BAD ENOUGH!
(Morph!)
Zombie Roy: Brawl...
(By the time all the Zombie Shy Guys come in, over half of the audience have turned into zombies.)
Zombies: Brawl... Brawl... Brawl...
DS Guy: This is bad! We're going to be next.
E-Guy: My dezombifier will stop them.
(He fires it up but it fails.)
E-Guy: Okay, maybe not.
Mr. E: No! I'm too young to have a game over!
Wealth E: And I'm too rich!
(A zombie touches him.)
Zombie Wealth E: Brawl... Brawl... Brawl!
Koopa Koot: Oh well, at least I had a good 124 years.... I WANT TO LIVE!
Zombies: Brawl... Brawl... Brawl!
DS Guy: This is not good at all!
Author: Will our friends get out of this unfortunate mess and cure everyone of this zombie curse? Or will they become one of them? Find out next time on Lemmy's Interview Studio. End Transmission.
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