(Somewhere, past the treacherous mountains-)

Fawful: Whoop! We finally got that clip deleted!

Boom: Mmm… Podoboos are so delicious.

Roncor: Well, there goes our interviewee and interviewer.

(Boom!)

(Boom's corpse is seen. Kamek enters.)

Kamek: I'll revive him for five bucks.

Fawful: What's a buck?

(generic studio laughter)

Roncor: As you see, our audience died long, long ago.

(Fawful is seen pummeling Kamek)

Fawful: Buck is slang for punch.

(generic studio laughter)

Podoboo: (sarcastically) Ha. Ha. Ha.

(Kamek revives Boom.)

Kamek: Nice doing business with– Oof!

Fawful: And stay out!

(generic studio laughter)

Boom: Start the Interview already! … Why are you all looking at me?

Boom: You read the title again, didn't you?

(Stop talking in separate sentences! It wastes Lemmy's valuable space! I quit!)

Roncor: Wow. I guess I'll take up the job.

Podoboo: INTERVIEW ME!p>Fawful: How many times have I heard that?

Boom: One. (to Podoboo) What are you? Which do you prefer, HD or Blu-ray? What is the circumference of the world? Will I stop asking stupid questions? Where's your favorite vacation spot? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAH!

Podoboo: I'm a fireball and I can't hold a remote, calculator, or crystal ball; my favorite vacation spot was Thwomp Volcano until the Marios came and ruined it. Now I like to chill in castles. I have no idea what that last question meant but I don't think it was a question since it had no question mark.

Boom: You answered them? Noooooooo!

Roncor: Boom dies, again. Kamek re-enters.

Kamek: I'll revive him for five bucks.

Fawful: What's a buck?

(generic studio laughter)

Roncor: Fawful is seen pummeling Kamek.

Fawful: Buck is slang for punch.

*generic studio laughter*

Podoboo: (sarcastically): Ha. Ha. Ha.

Roncor: Kamek revives Boom.

Kamek: Nice doing business with– Oof!

Fawful: And stay out!

(generic studio laughter)

Boom: (to Fawful) You're wayyy too lazy. That was just copy and paste, wasn't it?

Fawful: Not all of it! If this actually gets in, I will question the sanity of Lemmy-

Roncor: It's already been done.

Fawful: -again.

Boom: What's the difference between Lava Bubbles, Embers, and whatever you are?

Podoboo: Ranking. We are at the top, Embers in the middle, and Lava Bubbles down there.

Boom: Why?

Podoboo: The only way Mario could beat us was with a Starman, and in Paper Mario, Embers are stronger than Lava Bubbles.

Fawful: Don't misuse the word "then".

Boom: But you typed it!

*generic studio laughter*

Roncor: Japanese music starts to play.

Random Japanese People: Wii™ would like to play.

Boom: Darn, out of ammo.

Roncor: Chicken nuggets!

Boom: What?

Roncor: CHICKEN NUGGETS!

Boom: WHAT?!

Roncor: Toad's not sharing... *sob*

Wario: Mwahaha!

Boom: That has to be in every Interview, right?

Fawful: Yup.

Boom: Tape-recorded questions time!

Tape Recorder: Why do you hop out of lava in castles?

Podoboo: Ummmm... CHICKEN NUGGETS!

Roncor: Podoboo and I devour Toad.

Tape Recorder: Answer ME!

Podoboo: Since when do you have a mind?

Tape Recorder: Since now.

Podoboo: Too cool off. Those puddles can burn even a Podoboo!

Tape Recorder: How do you live if you're a fireball?

Kamek: ME!

Podoboo: It's true.

Boom: BOOM!

Podoboo: ?

Tape Recorder: Trend ansmission.

Roncor: The screen goes black.

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