Toad: I am so bored!
Peach: Can't you go do something?
Toad: The only things I do are panic to Mario about you being kidnapped, and curse.
Mario: I take those very seriously!
Toad: Oh, eat my %#$@!!!
Mario: Fine, be that way!
Luigi walks in.
Luigi: Ay-a, Toad-a! I have-a somathing to do for you!
Toad: What?
Luigi: Go around the town with one dollar. Try and make the most of it!
Toad: Okay!
Toad goes to the inner Mushroom Kingdom.
Toad: What to do, what to do... Oh, look!
Guy: Videogames, one dollar each!
Toad: No! I need to save this for when I really need it!
Guy: Trade for 1 cent!
Toad: Oh! If only I’d brought a game! %$#@&^!!!
Guy: Too bad!
Toad: (stomach grumbling) And I'm hungry, and it's only eleven AM!
Koopby's Lady: Free breakfast!
Toad: Ooh!
A crowd of Mushroomers rush into Koopby's.
Lady: Suckers!
The lady plants a sign that says "1 DOLLAR PER FOOTSTEP". The Mushroomers whine worriedly.
Winsworth: What?! That's outrageous!!!
Toadette: How do I get outta here?!
Toad: I can't afford that!
Toad super leaps out of the restaurant.
Toad: That was close! Well, gotta go find some use for this dollar.
Toad get into a cab.
Toad: How far can I get with this?
Driver: You can get out.
Toad: Fine! Be that way!
Driver: Ah, who needs ya?
Toad: Go poot on a sandwich!
Toad exits the cab.
Toad: I really regret taking that bet.
Somehow Wendy and Larry randomly walk by.
Larry: Give me my lip chap!
Wendy: No!
Toad: Well that was weird...
Mushroomer: Hey everyone! Toadie's is offering a 99-cent lunch!
A crowd of Mushroomers, and a Yoshi, rush into Toadie's.
Toadies Lady: And that's not all! Free drink and side!
Toad: Wow! What a save!
Toad walks into Toadies.
Toad: One hamburger with onion rings and Krite please.
Cashier: Okay, that will be one dollar and seven cents.
Toad: What?!
Cashier: One dollar and seven-
Toad: No no, I heard you! But I thought it was 99 cents!
Cashier: Everything in life you purchase always has tax. Heeyaw!
Toad: Oh pooty mctootie!
Random Toads snicker and whisper.
Toad One: *snicker* He ain't got no money!
Toad Two: Haha, he broke! *giggling*
Toad Three: *snicker* Holdin' up the line!
Toad: I can hear you!
The Toads run away.
Toad: %$#@*&^!!!
Toad walks out of the restaurant.
Toad: Oh, if only I could use this dollar.
Toucan Sam: Well now you can!
Nephews: With the ultra fruity taste of the golden-
Toad: Oh hush up, you dumb pelicans!
Toucan Sam: But we're toucans!
Toad: Who gives a fast flyin’ fenuchii?!
Nephews: Well fine! We'll just take our golden Fruit Loops for a dollar with no taxes elsewhere!
Toad: What did you say?
Nephew 1: Oh no! You don't give a fart fissin’ bikini!
Nephew 3: No, he said fast flyin-
Toad: I want to buy a box!
Toucan Sam: Well if you don't care-
Toad: Just give me the box, parrot!
Toucan Sam: Toucan! We are Toucans!
Toad: Give me the box!
Toucan: Fine! And take your dollar!
Nephew 2: You probably used it as toilet paper!
Toad: And if you don't scram I'll be calling Downy and telling them the new red robin-
Koopa: Yum!
Toad: -toilet paper hurts my bottom!
Toucan Sam: On WHAT planet do I look like a red robin?!
Koopa: Yum!
Toucan Sam: Here! Just take the stupid box, I don't want it anymore!
Toad: Gimme this! Hey! There's nothing in here!
Toucan Sam: ‘Cause you said you wanted the box! You should've asked for cereal!
Toad: Well what were you doing with an empty box?!
Toucan Sam: Because I knew that a scumbag like you would come along and badmouth me!
Toad: #&$%@!!!
Toucan Sam: Now do you want the cereal or not?!
Toad: Just give it!
Toucan Sam: Oh go jump off a bridge!
Later...
Peach: So, how did it go?
Toad: Terrible! One of the worst days of my life!
Luigi: Well at least he was descriptive.
Mario: And why was it so bad?
Toad: Well if I had brought a video game, I could've done a one-coin trade! But I didn't! Plus the fact every restaurant had some scheme so I couldn't eat! Then the worse part was when the stupid seagull and his cousins or whatever messed with me over a stupid Froot Loop box!
*ring*
Toad: What?!
Toucan Sam: Toucan!!!
*slam*
Luigi: Oh, this is good. Hey Toad, did you spend the dollar?
Toad: No! The stupid blue jays-
Toucan Sam: Toucans!
Toad: I thought I hung up on you!
*click*
Toad: Anyway! They thought I used the dollar as toilet paper!
Mario: Hahahahahahahahahahah!!!
Toad: Shut it!
Mario: Eat my cheese!
Toad: No!
Luigi: So where is the dollar?
Toad: In my pocket!
Peach: You don't have a pocket.
Toad: ... AAAAHHHHHHH!!! You did this to me!
Luigi: Eat my @$$%&#! If you didn't want to take the challenge you didn't have to!
Toad: !!!
Luigi: Boohabula!
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