Wendy: Oh, how I hate these shoes! I need new ones! Daddy!
Bowser comes up.
Bowser: Yes sweetie?
Wendy: I need new shoes!
Bowser: What's wrong with those ones?
Wendy: The heels are scraped, and they're just not cool!
Bowser: But you love pink.
Wendy: So does Roy, but he doesn't need shoes! And I do love pink, I just need a new style of it!
Bowser: Ok. I'll take you to the mall tomorrow to buy some shoes.
Wendy: Yay! Thanks, Daddy!
Bowser: Hmmhmm.
Bowser leaves. Morton walks in.
Wendy: Whadda you want?
Morton: Larry told me to ask you where the creamed corn is cause he's making a creamed corn plant so he-
Wendy: Third cabinet!
Morton: Thayanks!
Morton leaves.
Wendy: Anything to shut you up.
The next day at 6:30 AM....
Wendy: Daddy! Daddy! *psst* Daddy!
Bowser: Zzzzzz...
Wendy: DADDY!
Bowser: Zzzz...
Wendy: Lemmy set the castle on fire!
Bowser: Zzzz...
Wendy: Ludwig turned into a fish!
Bowser: Zzzz...
Wendy: I wet my bed!
Bowser: Zzzzz... *sneeze* Zzzz...
Wendy: DADDY!
Bowser: (sleep talking) I love cheesecake. Zzzz...
Wendy: DADDY!
Bowser: More than bratty Wendy. Zzzz...
Wendy: Bratty?! You think I'm bratty?!
Bowser: Stupid shoes. Zzz...
Wendy: DADDY!
Bowser: Zzzz...
Wendy: DADDY! Aw forget it!
Wendy leaves.
Bowser: Zzzz- What? Oh. Must be hearing things. Zzzzz....
Later....
Wendy: So Daddy, when are we going to the mall?
Bowser: Three-thirty.
Wendy: K.
Wendy leaves.
Bowser: Doo doo doo dee da- Hey! The mall's having a best looking Koopa contest. 1:30?! We gotta go! Wendy! Time to hit the mall!
Wendy: But I thought you said-
Bowser: Forget about what I said! Let's go!
Wendy: Okay!
At the mall...
Bowser: Aaahhh! Here we are!
Wendy: Uh, the shoe store is over there-
Bowser: Just buy any pair you want and put it in my name!
Wendy: But I wanna shop with you-
Bowser: It’s okay, you’re a big girl now! You can go yourself, sweetie!
Wendy: Ok.
Wendy walks away.
Bowser: Now to see what this is about.
Announcer: Welcome, all Koopas, to the handsome Koopa contest! Our judges: *drumroll* Toad!
Bowser: No!
Announcer: And Peach!
Bowser: Double No!
Meanwhile...
Wendy: Dad used me to get that dumb Peach! Ohh, I'll get him all right!
Wendy walks in the store.
Wendy: Oooh! These are pretty! *dong* I'll buy the store!
Cashier: Ok, that's one store and a pair of *mutter, mutter*. 3,000,000 coins.
Wendy: Put it under King Koopa!
Cashier: Ok, and here are your items. Have a lovely day, Manager!
Wendy: Thank you. And start wearing pink outfits!
Cashier: Oh no!
Wendy: And change your name to Pretty!
Cashier: AAAHHHHH!!!
Wendy: Stinks to be you!
Meanwhile again...
Bowser: Oh, I can't do this!
Toad: Next!
Bowser: Um... Hi.
Toad: I don't like you! Now it’s Peach's decision!
Bowser: Oh no...
Peach: Next!
Bowser: Hi Peach-
Peach: *gasp* Oh no! Please don't kidnap me!
Bowser: I'm not here for that!
Peach: Oh... Then why are you here?
Bowser: The contest.
Peach: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ooooohhhh!!! I've had my laugh of the day!
Bowser: Seriously!
Peach: Ooohh! Oooh my!
Bowser: Please!
Peach: Sorry! Too ugly!
Bowser: Man!
Bowser leaves.
Peach: But you’re funny, though! Try our comedians night!
Bowser grunts as Peach snickers.
Peach: For the contest! HahaHahah! Ooooh- Next!
Later…
Wendy: So how'd the contest go?
Bowser: Peach didn't take me seriously. Did you buy a shoe you liked?
Wendy: Yep.
A month later...
Bowser: Junk, junk, junk, credit card bill?
Dear Bowser,
You have purchased Deluxe Feet. That was 300,000 coins. Thank you for your purchase.
- Deluxe Feet.
Bowser: WENDY!!!
Later..,
Bowser: And don't EVER do something like that again!!!
Wendy is in the dungeon.
Wendy: *sniffle* Yes, Daddy.
Ludwig walks by.
Ludwig: Whadda ya in for?
Wendy: *sniff* Buying a store in *sniff* Daddy's name.
Ludwig: Why?
Wendy: If he didn't go to that stupid convention and had gone shopping with me I wouldn't have!
Ludwig: Convention?
Wendy: Some handsome contest! Peach was a judge, so you know he wasn’t going to win!
Ludwig: Oh. What did he do?
Wendy: Gave me a beating.
Ludwig: Woo!
Wendy: Shut up!
Ludwig leaves.
Wendy: Well at least I got my shoes.
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