One day, all is fine in the Mushroom Kingdom. Toad is shown cleaning the microwave.
Toad: Who puts a lamp in the microwave?
Toadsworth: I do.
Toad: Why?
Toadsworth: I was... testing something.
Toad: Testing what?
Toadsworth: To see how long a lamp would last in a microwave.
Toad: How did that turn out?
Toadsworth: Weren't you there that day?
Toad: Yeah, but I was on the other side of the castle.
Toadsworth: Lies. Docking your-
Toad: My pay, I know.
Toadsworth: ...
Toad: It's obvious you want me to do some crazy task, so go and say it.
Toadsworth: You're going to have to go and save Peach from Bowser.
Toad: When did Peach get stolen?
Toadsworth: When I was putting the lamp in the microwave.
Toad: So you left the princess unguarded?
Toadsworth: Yeah, having Toads guard Peach totally does the job.
Toad: Were you being sarcastic?
Toadsworth: Isn't everybody?
Toad: *sigh*
Toadsworth: So, go get to it.
Toad: I can't fight, Bowser!
Toadsworth: You see, that attitude will get you nowhere.
Toad: Wait, what about, Mario! He can do it!
Toadsworth: He's on a vacation.
Toad: What?
Toadsworth: He works very hard; when was the last time he got one?
Toad: Super Mario Sunshine.
Toadsworth: That is so years ago, Toad.
Toad: You never do anything, all you do is just sit around and be lazy and watch TV all day! I'm getting sick of you not doing anything about these situations, you just make me do it because you're too lazy! I've had enough of this!
Toadsworth: ...
Toad: ...
Toadsworth: Fine, I'll come, Toad, I hate to see a grown Toad beg.
Toad: I-
Toadsworth: Enough chit-chat, Toad, an adventure is just what I need anyway. What a capital idea!
Toad: All right then.
Toadsworth: Onward to Bowser's Castle then!
Toad and Toadsworth exit the castle
Toadsworth: Look out, Toad, it's very dangerous out here...
Toad: It's a town... full of Toads... It's just Toad Town.
Toadsworth: You never know when something might strike...
Just then, a Random Toad trips and his pot hits Toad
Toad: Ow!
Random Toad: Sorry!
Toad: No you're not!
Random Toad: You're right, I'm not.
Toadsworth: Toad, you're going to blow my cover!
Toad: Where are you?
Toadsworth: In these bushes.
Toad: All we have to do is walk to the castle.
Toadsworth: Toad, you do not make a good spy.
Toad: Whatever.
Toad and Toadsworth continue their journey to Bowser's Castle, but then get stopped by a... Koopa Troopa!
Koopa: Are you guys heading to Bowser's Castle?
Toad: Why?
Koopa: I'll have to beat you up then.
Toadsworth: Yes, we are heading there.
Koopa: Well then, I'm going to beat you guys up!
Toadsworth: Good thing I brought this haystack!
Toadsworth hides in a haystack
Koopa: Where did he go... Oh well, I'll just beat on you!
Toad: This is unfair.
Koopa beats up Toad
Koopa: I'm now going to leave, because I have to pick up some milk at the store.
The Koopa leaves
Toadsworth: You can't even disguise yourself well, Toad! How useless you are! Plus, you can't even fight!
Toad: I think some of my bones are broken.
Toadsworth: Stop being a girl and get up.
Toadsworth brings Toad to his feet and Toad falls back down
Toadsworth: Toad, you're bringing the team down.
Toad: Ugh...
Later, Toad and Toadsworth make it to the castle
Toad: Since when did they get guards for the front door?
Toadsworth: Time to put on my disguise of... Lemmy!
Toad: It'll never work.
Toadsworth: Look, Toad, stop being so negative.
Toad: I'm just saying.
Toadsworth: Yeah, well maybe nobody cares.
Toad: That was kinda hurtful.
Toadsworth: Put this on.
Toad: Fine.
After a moment…
Toad: Why am I wearing a Luigi costume?
Toadsworth: They ran out of Koopaling costumes at the store.
Toad: They're going to beat me up if I go up to them!
Toadsworth: Go, Toad!
Toadsworth pushes Toad in front of the guards
Hammer Bro: Hey, that's Green Guy!
Dry Bones: Isn't he always with, Mario?
Hammer Bro: They're brothers or something.
Dry Bones: Let’s beat on him!
Toad: No!
Dry Bones: "No!" what?
Toad: Don't beat me up!
Hammer Bro: You know what, let’s not beat him up with our fists... but with these hammers and bones!
Toad: H-how many hammers are you going to throw at me?
Dry Bones: He doesn't know, he's just being an idiot.
Hammer Bro: Hey, I'm not an idiot!
Dry Bones: You're just trying to look cool in front of Mr. Greenie here.
Hammer Bro: Nobody has to look cool in front of Green Guy here, everybody already is cooler then him.
Dry Bones: Whatever, now where were we?
RING
Dry Bones: Lunch break.
Hammer Bro: You stay right here... Greenie.
The Hammer Bro and Dry Bones go inside the castle
Toadsworth: They left the door open; nice job, Toad! You're not so useless after all!
Toad: Gee, thanks.
Toadsworth: Just take the compliment, Toad.
Toad and Toadsworth head inside the castle
Bowser: Lemmy! I've been looking for you! Why are you with that Green Loser?
Toadsworth: I'm not actually Lemmy, I'm Toadsworth!
Toadsworth takes off his Lemmy disguise and Toad's Luigi disguise
Toad: Why did you do that? He's going to beat us up now!
Bowser: What do you shrimps want?
Toadsworth: We've come for Peach!
Bowser: Where's Mario?
Toad: Vacation.
Bowser: What? That's so unfair, I don't get vacations.
Toad: What are you going to do to us?
Bowser: Nothing, I guess, I was hoping for Mario to come.
Mario: It's-a-me, Mario!
Toad: Mario? What are you doing here?
Mario: I was bored!
Toad: You forgot where the vacation spot was, didn't you?
Mario: Perhaps, but I must save Peach!
Bowser: Yeah, well... I'm not letting you! I've thought of this massive evil plan!
Mario: You always have a big evil plan. Why can't I have an evil plan?
Toad: Mario, you're the good guy.
Mario: Still...
Bowser: I've planted a Bob-omb here, and this castle will explode any minute now!
Toad: You... don't have any idea how stupid that is, do you?
Bowser: I thought it was genius.
Toad: Your whole castle is going to explode.
Bowser: ... Oh yeah... Didn't really think about that.
Toad: Plus, why are you still here?
Bowser: I was waiting for Mario.
...
Bowser: All right, I'm outta here.
Bowser runs out of the castle
Mario: I'm- -getting out of here!
Mario runs out of the castle
Toadsworth: Wait for me, old bean!
Toadsworth and Toad start to run out of the castle
Toad: Ow! Toadsworth, you hit me-
BOOM
Toad and Toadsworth fly back to Peach's Castle
Toadsworth: Good thing I brought this parachute!
Toadsworth, using the parachute, has a safe landing
Toad: Unfair.
Toad lands on the grass outside the castle
Toad: Ow...
Toadsworth: See what happens when you're not prepared?
Toad: Shut up.
Toadsworth: That was a little mean.
Peach: Where have you guys been?
Toad: I thought you were stolen?
Peach: No, someone locked me in my room.
Toad: What?
Toadsworth: Whoops!
Toad: But Bowser stole you!
Peach: He was just saying that for Mario to come. Also, why do you have black ash on you?
Toad: For the fun of it.
Toadsworth: Were you being sarcastic?
Toad: Uh...
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