Wario and Waluigi are watching videogame reviews in their living room.
Host: This time, we will review the game called Super Wario Bros.
Wario: Hey! That’s the game I made!
On this particular program, the videogame that gets reviewed will earn the creator $1,000,000 if it is good enough for their standards. (If you live in Canada, the dollar exchange makes the prize worth $856,621.)
Host: Let’s see… The creator is named “Wario”. It can be bought for $20.00 at any store, but I personally think that this piece of garbage should be worth $5.00.
Wario: WHAT?!
Host: The sprites are ripped off; the Captain Falcon voiced is ripped off; the music is horrendous, and the main character can’t jump. No “Bro” should have that bad of a jumping ability.
Wario: Hey! No editorials!
Host: Yes, anybody who buys this game has been completely ripped off.
At Bowser’s Castle, Iggy is watching the same show.
Iggy: I think I just made a poor decision on which videogame to buy.
Back at Wario’s house…
Host: And Wario will now be arrested for copyright infringement. Goodbye!
Waluigi: At least you finally got what you deserved.
Host: Oh yeah! The best high score gets shown on the site! High Score by: Waluigi, with a score of 2. Congratulations! You won $2.00!
Waluigi: Yay!
Wario: How’d you beat my high score of one?!
Waluigi: Pure skill.
The show ends.
Wario: Is it 6:00 yet?
Waluigi: Yeah, why?
Wario: My show’s about to be broadcast.
Waluigi: Since when did you have a show?
Wario: Ever since yesterday.
TV: Welcome! Live! From Wario Studios: The SUPER WARIO SHOW!
Waluigi: How is the show “live” when you broadcast yesterday?
Wario: Nobody has to know.
TV: And here’s our host, Wario!
Wario: That’s me!
Waluigi: I can’t believe you made your own show.
Wario: Shut up. It’s starting!
TV Wario: Hello! It’s me! Wario! Anyway, have we got a show for you! Don’t ever leave; the commercials advertise random garbage made by me!
Waluigi rolls his eyes.
TV Wario: First things first; the “Ask Wario” segment. Our first guest: Toad!
Waluigi: This is such a ludicrous show.
TV Toad: Why are you so fat?
TV Wario: Why, it’s because I eat a healthy portion of garlic cloves every day and never exercise!
Waluigi: The truth speaks for itself.
TV Wario: Now for our next guest, Bowser!
TV Bowser: Why are you so fat?
TV Wario: Why, it’s because I eat a healthy portion of garlic cloves every day and never exercise!
Waluigi: Um, why did he ask the same question?
Wario: To add effect.
TV Wario: And the last guest, Waluigi!
Waluigi: When was I at this studio?
TV Waluigi: Why does your stomach stick out so much?
TV Wario: Hey! That’s not the question we rehearsed! Um, now we will see the Cheeseland Report, brought to you by, Cheese! Uh, I mean Luigi!
Waluigi: Why am I watching this?
TV Luigi: Ah, first item on the list… It seems that the Cheeseland supermarkets are giving away free food today as long as I say the hypnotic password… um, Wario, what was my line again?
TV Wario: (whispering) I want my food-a free!
TV Luigi: I want to take a pee!
TV Wario: Idiot!
Waluigi: How in the world did you almost get free food from the Cheeseland stores?
Wario: Magic.
TV Luigi: Uh, Wario, your “get lots of food quick” package isn’t working!
TV Wario: That’s because… oh, we’re still rolling. Now, the weather!
TV Lakitu: It appears to be raining.
It is a beautiful day outside, around 30 degrees Celsius.
Waluigi: It’s not raining.
Wario: That’s because you don’t believe!
TV Wario: And for the final segment of the show: Wario At Home! First, let’s see Waluigi snoring!
Waluigi is shown snoring.
Waluigi: I hate you.
TV Wario: Next, me eating!
Wario is shown eating some garlic.
Waluigi: That was cool.
Wario: It is, isn’t it?
Waluigi: I’m being sarcastic.
TV Wario: And last, but not least, me sleeping!
Wario is shown sleeping.
Waluigi: WHY?!
Wario: To add effect!
TV Wario: Anyways, thanks for tuning into the SUPER WARIO SHOW! Here’s a preview for the next episode!
Wario is shown sleeping.
TV Wario: And that’s all for today! Bye bye!
??? on TV: Wario! You’re under arrest for making a copyright infringing videogame! Put your hands up!
TV Wario: AHH! The police!
TV Police: This show must be shut down, as well.
TV Wario: I hate life.
Waluigi turns off the TV.
Waluigi: That was the worst show I’ve ever seen.
Wario: Maybe the ratings will be better tomorrow.
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