Toad: At least there's still food in my lunch-Yoshi comes back and steals that too.
Toad: ...box. $^%$#*%#^*^#&$*%$&$, YOSHI!
Later, at Peach's Castle...
Daisy: Can I have some of the Mushroom Kingdom?
Peach: No.
Daisy: Please?
Peach: No.
Hours later...
Daisy: Please?
Peach gets anime angriness and a really big head.
Peach: NO!GUARDS! THROW HER TO THE FRANCIS PIT! Guards: Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ok! Toad comes in just as Peach says this. Toad (while guards are dragging Daisy off): I just want you to know, I've always loved you! *sob, sob* Daisy: O.O Everyone on Plit: OH MY DAD! Peach falls off her throne, without changing position. Meanwhile, Toadsworth is hiding with Luigi. Toadsworth: Okay. First I *whisper whisper*, then you *whisper whisper*. Got it? Luigi: My precioussss, yessssss, my precioussss... (That's from The Hobbit. Gollum's catchphrase.) Toadsworth slaps Luigi. Luigi: Huh? Oh yeah, got it. Toad is watching Francis try to marry Daisy. Francis: MARRY ME! Daisy: Nevah! Luigi steals Toad's hat, revealing that TOAD IS BALD!!! DUN DUN DUUUUN!!! Toad: THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO ATTACK THE MUSROOM KINGDOM FOR NO REASON! So Toad rounds up all the other Toads, and calls a meeting. Toad: Blah. Blah, blah blah blah. Got it? The other Toads get sweatdrops. Toad No. 5,654,676,765: How are we going to attack? Toad: I got Bowser's doomships. No.56,546,765: How? Toad: I'll tell you... WITH A FLASHBACK! Peteyperson: CUE FLASHBACK! Toad: Hey Bowser, if you give me all your doomships, I'll give you this Poison Mushroom. Bowser: OK!!! He eats the Poison Mushroom and dies. Ludwig: SWEET! I GET TO BE KING NOW! PAR-TAAAAAY! END OF TEH FLASHBACK,YO! It's The End Of The World starts playing. In Koopa Village, Kooper and Koopie Koo are dancing to "Peanut Butter Jelly Time". Then Toadbot T-Type lifts up the house. Kooper: ACK! A little privacy?! He steals Olimar's rocket ship and flies into space, then crashes into the Observatory. Rosalina: MARRY ME! Kooper: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Daisy (while fending off Francis): You think you've got problems... Back with Toad, the Toad Army has just got to Peach's Castle. Toadbot T-Type starts shooting cannonballs. One hits the Francis pit. Daisy: I'M FREEEEEEEEE! FREE OF THIS NERD! FREE TO BE YOU AND ME!!! She runs all the way to Sarasaland, only to find that Tatanga took over her castle! Daisy: Oh, come on! Back with Toad... (again) Toadsworth: WHEEEEEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NORK NORK NORK! The other Toads get sweatdrops. Toadsworth stands on his head, sinks into his hat, and comes out as a bomb. Toadsworth: BE PWNED! SHOOP DA WHOOP! OTHER OVERUSED INTERNET SAYINGS! He explodes, killing all but the main Toad. TOAD! YOU MUST GO TO LETHAL LAVA LAND! Toad: Why? BECAUSE THE STORY WILL CONTINUE THERE! Toad: Who are you? I'M THE AUTHOR OF THIS STORY! NOW JUST GO!!! Toad: All right already! Sheesh... In Lethal Lava Land, Toad sees a cloaked figure. The cloaked figure reveals itself to be... Lemmy! Lemmy pulls out a lightsaber. Lemmy: I was sent to kill you! Toad: Why? Lemmy: Because you're stupid. NOW DIE! Toad pulls out a lightsaber with two blades. The Darth Maul theme plays. Toad: Lemmy, I am your father! Lemmy: No you're not! Bowser is! Lemmy gets on the rolling log. Toad follows suit. Lemmy: HA! I'm an expert at rolling on stuff! He spins the log so hard that Toad falls down. Toad scrapes his butt and falls in the lava.
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