James: Hmm. We are in a Scribble, why?
Light Blue: Cuz you dolt, this is about Spiker attacking the Mushroom kingdom!
Blue: Who would be interested in this?
James: Beats me, but I think people have been Emailing us about wanting to see us in a Scribble anyway. Let’s watch!
-One day, in Bowser’s castle-
Bowser: Grrrraagh! I’m sick and tired of losing to those idiot Mario Brothers!!!
Lemmy: Well at least you don’t lose as much when you are on my site.
Bowser: That makes all the difference... We need to have better and smarter troops!
Lemmy: What about your old friend Spiker? I heard he was a general of 100 Koopas.
Bowser: Hmm... Maybe he can help me with my dilemma. Lemmy, do you know where he is?
Lemmy: He usually does a show with your son James Issac Koopa.
Bowser: Go get him then!
-Meanwhile-
James: So, Spiker, why do you appear in Wario Lan-
A doomship breaks through the castle.
Lemmy: Spiker! You have been requested by Bowser! Come with us!
Spiker: Huh?
Lemmy stuffs Spiker into a bag and flies off.
James: Weirdo...
-At Bowser’s Castle-
Spiker: Where am I? And why is Bowser grinning at me?!
Bowser: Say, old buddy! Can you help me on attacking the Mushroom Kingdom?
Spiker: Umm... First of all, I work at a show now, I don’t fight anymore. And second of all, you took my army when I resigned
Bowser: Oh, I did? Well, I am giving you your army back so that you can destroy the kingdom. So will you help me?
Spiker: Why? They haven’t done anything to me…
Bowser: Take off your army hat. Look inside.
Spiker takes off his hat and looks at a drawing of Mario saying MARIO WUZ HERE!!!
Spiker: <(0o0)>
Bowser: Now will you help us? And don’t do a Kirby face ever again.
Spiker: This is personal! I’ll do it!
Bowser: Yeees! Now your army is outside waiting for you, and I expect you to come back with the deed to the kingdom
Spiker: Fine.
So Spiker calls his army over to him, and they start running towards him, except one falls, then Spiker gets mad and shouts at him, the Koopa that fell starts crying, and then Spiker sends him away and tells everyone his plan, in a voice from the show Peanuts.
Spiker: Blah blub blah blua blub blub blah! Understand?
Koopa Army: ???
Spiker: Forget that, we’ll attack by asking them nicely to give up their kingdom. Any volunteers to go ask?
Army Koopa 56: I will!
Spiker: If you do this without failing, I’ll give you a yellow shell!
So the Army Koopa runs all the way to the Mushroom Castle, knocking on the door.
Army Koopa 56: Knock knock!
A Toad opens the door.
Toad Guard: What is your business here!
Army Koopa 56: I need to speak to the princess! We need her kingdom so I can get a yellow shell!
Toad Guard: -_-
The guard closes the door.
Army Koopa 56: Boy! I wonder what it’ll be like when I get my shell!
The Army Koopa pictures Bowser’s wife kissing him while Bowser is shaking his hand.
Army Koopa 56: Yeeeaaaa...
The guard opens the door with a mini deed.
Army Koopa 56: Is this the deed?
Toad Guard: Yep, and here is the kingdom.
The guard throws a dollhouse at the Koopa.
Army Koopa 56: This is it?
Toad Guard: Yep, now get out of here!
And so, the Koopa runs back to the war base to show Spiker his "kingdom"-
Spiker: So you came back! So where is the deed?
The Army Koopa gives him a mini deed and the dollhouse.
Army Koopa 56: That’s what they gave me, so do I get my yellow shell?!
Spiker: Hand me the yellow shell over there.
The Koopa gives the yellow shell to Spiker, who smacks him with it.
Spiker: This isn’t what I meant!!! We’ll call back the troops...
Spiker gets his army back to the Mushroom Grounds and discusses a new plan.
Koopa Army: Huh?!
Spiker: I’ve got to stop talking like that stupid show. Anyways, we will get some landmines and set them up all around the castle! Any questions?
Army Koopa 38: But wh-
Spiker: None? Okay, let’s get busy!
The army and Spiker grab some landmines and set them randomly around someplace.
Spiker: Great! Now, go get the princess to come to the Mushroom Grounds.
Army Koopa 72: Sir, she is walking here because of her 4:00 stroll around the Grounds.
Peach walks over to the landmines and has a ? above her head.
Peach: What are these?
Spiker and the army grab her.
Spiker: All right lady, hand over the Mushroom Kingdom, or we’ll use these mines to blow up your castle!
Peach: (sarcastically) Blow them up, I’ll be in my castle, waiting to die!
Peach gets away from the army and walks back into the castle.
Spiker: Wow. Well, you heard her, boys, blow it up!
Army Koopa 38: Sir!!! The mines are around us! Not the castle!!!
Spiker ignores this and activates the landmines.
Spiker: Hmm... Now what did you say, Number 38?
Army Koopa 38: *grit teeth* Don’t move, sir... We will die if anyone moves.
Spiker: Yeah right. Here, I’ll step near one and-
Spiker steps near a landmine and sets them all off, thus turning the Koopa army and Spiker into piles of ashes.
Spiker: Not... my best... idea...
-Then the army revives due to me, the creator! Yes I know, random stuff does happen whenever I get mentioned.-
Spiker: We need another plan! Good thing I got one! Okay, here it is, we get a bouncy spring and we jump onto the roof of the castle, and then we will start attacking from the top!
Army Koopa 27: That’s genius! But how powerful should the spring be?
Spiker: Max Power!!!
So, the army goes to get a MAX POWER spring, and sets it near the castle.
Spiker: This is it! Our attacking begins!
All of the army except Koopa 38 and Spiker hop onto the spring and launch up.
Army Koopa 38: Sir! It looks like the spring is too powerful-
Spiker: Nonsense! Now get on! We are all going to attack!
Army Koopa 38 and Spiker hop onto the spring and get launched up into space/
Army Koopa 93: I can see the Real World from here!
Spiker: Umm... I guess our spring has too much power. We are all floating in space...
Army Koopa 38: I told you that it was too powerful!!!
Spiker: I want to kill you...
-So, it is up to me again to put them back on Plit. Wow, they have some really bad ideas. Thankfully the next is their last!-
Spiker: And so, allow me to present my last idea! The surefire mother of all ideas! This King Bullet Bill!!!
A huge Bullet Bill with a crown and a mustache pops out of nowhere/
Army Koopa 11: Wow. And we are going to launch it at the castle?
Spiker: Yep! Now, let’s go launch it!
The army arrives at the castle door and knocks on it.
Toad Guard: Yeesss?
Spiker: Hi, we are going to launch a heat-seeking king-sized Bullet Bill at the castle. Mind putting Mario in front?
Toad Guard: Sure!
Mario comes out of the castle and stands perfectly still.
Mario: Give me your best shot!
Spiker: This is our best shot. We tried asking, then we resorted to landmines, then a spring; what else could go wrong?!
The army steps back a few yards and launches it.
Spiker: YEEEEES!!!
Mario throws a fireball towards the army which the Bullet Bill follows.
Army Koopa 38: SIR!!! A fireball has been launched at us! The Bullet Bill is heat-seeking?!
Spiker: Oops. I planned for this, so here we go!
Spiker throws a really warm bowling ball near Mario and the castle, which the Bullet Bill follows.
Mario: Feel this power!
Mario takes a deep breath and the King Bullet Bill bounces off of Mario’s fat belly, then goes towards the army. Yes I know, how could Mario have that much power?
Spiker: Reeeeeeaaally didn’t see that coming... Take cover!
The Bullet Bill hits the army, which blows up into fireworks.
Spiker (as an ash pile again): All In favor of giving up, say aye aye aye!
Koopa Army: Aye aye aye!!!
-The army is once again revived by me, for the last time. Anyway, the army and Spiker walk back to Kastle Koopa.-
Bowser: There you are! Did you conquer the kingdom?
Spiker: Forger that, I’d rather go back to my Interviews. You’d better leave me alone, fat Koopa, or I’ll take apart your horns and shove-
Bowser: Not in front of the kids!!!
Larry: What was he going to say?
Spiker: Never mind, just take me back to where I belong.
A doomship teleports him to James’s Interview Show.
Spiker: Hi guys! I’m baaaaack!
James: Great, what happened?
Spiker: Nothing much. Tried to attack a kingdom, but failed.
James: Too bad. END TRANSMISSION!!!
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