As Wario walks up, the Imperial March plays.
Wario: 'Ay! I sentence you to 2 years imprisonment!
John Williams is sent to prison.
Wario: Now, sit down so we can get this over with, and so I can get paid quickly.
Everyone sits down.
Wario: Okay, opening statements.
Karon: My client, S.D. Yoshi, PhD, has had his character defamed by the imposter over there.
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!
Wario: Shaddup!
Karon: He also kidnapped my client so he could defame his character on the Super Mario World cartoon, by talking without pronouns, and basically like a moron.
Wario: Okay. And you?
Phoenix Wright: My client, Yoshi Dino, did nothing of such sort. He simply got the part from Dic.
Karon: Your honor, I'd like to call my first witness to the stand. I'd like to call Luigi to the stand.
Luigi walks to the stand.
Black Karon: D'ye swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Luigi: Yes, I do.
Karon: Now, what happened on the date of March 10, 1989?
Luigi: Well, we were walking as a group to the auditions for the Super Mario World cartoon. Yoshi and I were discussing Einstein's theory of relativity, when Yoshi suddenly disappeared, and later reappeared, knowing nothing of the same theory that we were earlier discussing, and talking without pronouns.
Phoenix: OBJECTION! The witness is obviously assisting his friend.
Wario: Overruled. The witness may continue.
Luigi: Since we were there, I didn't have enough time to think about it.
Karon: Did you see the Yoshi at the table over there at the auditions?
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
Wario: Shaddup!
Luigi: No, I didn't, at least not that I know of.
Karon: Okay. You may be seated. I'd like to call another witness to the stand. I'd like to call Waluigi to the stand.
Waluigi walks to the stand.
Black Karon: D'ye swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Waluigi: Yeah!
Karon: Now, where were you on March 10, 1989?
Waluigi: I was with Wario in his 1959 Cadillac at 10:30 AM, heading towards the Koopish Buffet.
Karon: What did you see on the way there?
Waluigi: I saw a tied-up Yoshi being shoved into the trunk of a 1979 Ford Crown Victoria with Mushroom Kingdom license plates reading "DUM-1975".
Karon: I see. I'd like the court to take note of that. You may be seated.
Phoenix: I'd like to call my client, Yoshi Dino, to the stand.
Black Karon: D'ye swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Yoshi Dino: Yoshi do.
Phoenix: Now, where were you on March 10, 1989?
Yoshi Dino: Yoshi first head for Koopish Buffet for breakfast, 10:00AM, then to audition. Yoshi get part.
Phoenix: Did you see any other Yoshis there?
Yoshi Dino: Yoshi did.
Karon: Your honor, I'd like to cross-examine the defendant.
Wario: Whatever, motion granted.
Karon: Your name isn't even Yoshi Dino, is it?
Yoshi Dino: No, it, uh... Yushee Mujihan.
The courtroom gasps.
Karon: You weren't raised on Yoshi's Island, either, right?
Yushee: No, Yushee raised in Korea.
Phoenix: OBJECTION! The questions are irrelevant.
Karon: Shut up! I'll get there. Now, Mr. Mujihan, d'you own a 1979 Crown Victoria with Mushroom Kingdom plates reading DUM-1975?
Yushee: Ummmmmmm, yes.
Karon: Were you shoving someone or something into the trunk?
Yushee: (sweating) Yes.
Karon: Did you-
Phoenix: OBJECTION! He is being overly harsh towards my client!
Wario: Shaddup! Overruled! Now, continue.
Karon: Did you see any other green Yoshis at the auditions?
Yushee: No, Yushee did not.
Karon: I rest my case.
Wario: Court shall be in recess until the moronic jury makes a decision.Later, when court is back in session, October 22, 1989...Wario: Now, the jury will give their verdict.
Morton: We find the defendant, Yushee Mujihan, guilty of the heinous crimes of kidnapping the plaintiff and defamation of the plaintiff's character.
Wario: I see. I sentence the defendant, Yushee Mujihan, to pay damages of ¥500,000,000 to the plaintiff, Super Dragon Yoshi, PhD; and 5 years imprisonment; and, after the term is served, deportation to South Korea from all countries on Plit. The court is now adjourned! *bangs gavel*
Yushee: (being escorted away by Black Karon) Nooo! You no see last of Yushee Mujihan!
Phoenix: *sweatdrop* (That didn't go so well...)
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