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Koopaling Burger
 
By Yosh 3000
Bowser sat, annoyed by the Koopalings’ cries for more money.  
 
Wendy: But King Dad! I need money to buy more dresses!  
 
Ludwig: I need more funds for my experiments!  
 
Roy: And I just want money!  
 
He had finally had enough. He tossed the Koopalings away in a fit of rage.  
 
Bowser: I'M NEVER GIVING THEM MONEY EVER AGAIN!  
 
Koopalings: But King Dad-  
 
Bowser: SILENCE! You all need to get jobs!  
 
Lemmy: That sounds like fun.  
 
Larry: Aw shut up.  
 
Lemmy: ... Don't make me banish you to the darkest corner of my land.  
 
Larry: You lie.  
 
Iggy: IT'S TRUE! IT'S HORRIBLE!  
 
Later...  
 
Morton: So, how are we gonna get money? Huh? We all need money for stuff! And I like stuff! It reminds me of that time that I-  
 
Everyone Else: SHUT UP, MORTON!  
 
Roy: I say we rob a bank!  
 
Larry: No! We should find some!  
 
Iggy: We could beg people for money.  
 
Wendy: ... You really are desperate, aren’t you?  
 
Iggy: Why yes!  
 
Ludwig: I know! Let's start a fast food store!  
 
Morton: Oooh! I like food! And fast food! At least this kind of fast food doesn't run away from me. I mean, what's up with-  
 
He gets hit in the head by a brick.  
 
Later...  
 
Ludwig: Okay. Since I judged all of your natural abilities, Morton shall man the drivethrough window.  
 
Larry: ...  
 
Morton: ...  
 
Wendy: ...  
 
Iggy: ...  
 
Roy: ...  
 
Lemmy: ...  
 
Larry: ARE YOU MAD?!  
 
Ludwig: Wendy and Iggy shall work as cashiers.  
 
Wendy: Aw man. I'm a lowly paid cashier!  
 
Iggy: At least it's better than Morton being cashier.  
 
Everyone shudders.  
 
Ludwig: Roy, you're the janitor.  
 
Roy: I hate you.  
 
Ludwig: And Lemmy and Larry will be the cooks.  
 
Lemmy: w00t!  
 
Larry: All right!  
 
And thus was the start of Koopaling Burger. However, it wasn't as successful as they’d thought. For example, Larry was busy... being lazy.  
 
Wendy: Larry! We need Orders 1 to 56!  
 
Larry: Hold on. I'm doing it.  
 
He starts sleeping. For Morton, he was talking the drivethrough customers to the point of them running away.  
 
Morton: So, do you like Number 3? It stinks! I ate it once and I puked I was puking throughout the whole day, which reminds me of a funny story.  
 
Toad: Quick, honey! Grab the kids!  
 
Wendy was throwing tantrums like there's no tomorrow.  
 
Goomba: Where's my order?  
 
Koopa: My burger is cold! I WANT WARM BURGERS! WARM!  
 
Wendy: Shut... UP!  
 
In anger, she blew up the cash register. Iggy however, was actually working.  
 
Iggy: Don't worry, unlike that lazy Koopaling over there, I'll be actually taking orders  
 
Customers: Hooray!  
 
Roy is seen muttering under his breath.  
 
Roy: Grr... I hate that Koopa...  
 
Lemmy is cooking, but he keeps leaving his ball around, resulting in many accidents.  
 
Lemmy: Wendy! I'm coming with the burger!  
 
After a few seconds Roy trips on the ball and falls, ruining the food he was holding.  
 
After a week through this torture, Ludwig looks at their money.)  
 
Ludwig: Okay. We have... 400 coins.  
 
Wendy: 400 coins each! Yay!  
 
Ludwig: Quiet down! Unfortunately, we just have 400 coins, so I can't divide it between us.  
 
The Koopalings look at each other, and they fight for the money to the point where they all faint. Bowser comes into the room.  
 
Bowser: What just happened here?  
 
Larry: ... I blame you.  
 
Remember, kids. The moral of the story is to never get a job!  
 
THE END

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