Anti Dude is drinking a smoothie when Lemmy Koopa falls from the sky.
Lemmy: That's the last time I ever anger King Dad. Why, hello, Anti Dude
Anti Dude: 'Sup.
Lemmy: Today I am going to use the nearest pedestrian to help me explain how to make a good Interview.
Anti Dude: No way! I'm not doing that!
Lemmy: I'll ban you. Or decline this submission.
Anti Dude: I don't want to do this! I blame the author!
A human with silver hair and a white overcoat, shirt, and pants appears out of nowhere. This person is me.
Me: What?
Anti Dude: Nothing!
I vanish.
Lemmy: In your Interviews, have interviewee seats. Anti Dude, sit in the interviewee seats.
Anti Dude: We don-
Lemmy: SIT!
Anti Dude: Yessir.
Lemmy: Have lots of-
Count Blacula: RANDOM DISTRACTION!
Lemmy: Yeah, what he said. Also have sidestories.
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Iggy: You cannot win, young Sasketchewan!
Anti Dude: My line!
(Iggy throws Anti Dude into a pile of pancakes.)
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Lemmy: Have lots of crewmembers.
P.T., Spike, BIll, Bogmire, and Bogmire: Hi!
Bill: Give me a dollar.
Lemmy: No. Also have pain inflicted on someone nearby.
Anti Dude is being chased by wild Chain Chomps.
Anti Dude: THE PAIN!
Lemmy: Break the fourth wall.
Anti Dude: Help me, person outside of computer/laptop!
Lemmy: Have your main person lazy and not wanting to interview or anything.
Anti Dude: I said I didn't wanna do this! But noooo-oooo.
Lemmy: Also have a rivalry with people using each other as battery rams.
P.T.: My joke!
P.T. uses Lemmy as a battering ram. Then Phil uses Anti Dude as a battery ram.
Lemmy: Have lots of cameos. But not too many. You don't want a Looney Tunes character in every Interview.
Anti Dude is standing next to Yosemite Sam.
Anti Dude: You're tellin' me.
Lemmy: And also use a Wheel of Fate or some other cliche.
Roy is spinning a Wheel of Fate. It lands on "Explode". Anti Dude explodes. Anti Dude pushes up his sleeves (sorta) and walks over to Lemmy.
Lemmy: And one more thing... Revenge!
Anti Dude chases Lemmy around the studio.
Lemmy: I-I-I-I'm the webmaster! You can't do this to me!
Anti Dude: Not for long, friend.
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