As our story begins, we find Larry Koopa in the chambers of Kamek, head Magikoopa for the Koopa Empire. The camera zooms in through a window, and we can begin to hear our characters...

Kamek: Welcome, young Koopa. I see you have come to acquire knowledge of the mystical ways of magic, knowledge that only I possess.

Larry: That's right! But how did you know?

Kamek: I can read the future, child. Now, tell me what you have come to learn.

Larry: Don't you know already? You just said you can read the future.

Kamek: Um, yes, well, my, er, crystal ball is a bit cloudy around that part.

Larry: Oh, alright. I want to learn some magic that will help me steal. Stealing would be so much easier if I didn't have to worry about getting caught.

Kamek: Ah, of course. I know just the spell, but it's only for serious thieves. You must prove your worth.

Larry: Ok.

One hour later, Kamek's chambers, though rather large, looks pitifully small as a result of the one thousand toasters covering the floor.

Larry: Those are all the toasters in a ten-mile radius of the castle. Anyone who wants toast will have to buy it from me!

Kamek: Well done, baby. You have earned the right to learn this very powerful stealing spell. When you are stealing something, all you must do is say... "zoop".

Larry: Zoop?

Kamek: Yes.

Larry: That's it?

Kamek: Correct.

Larry: Like soup, with a z?

Kamek: Uh... um... wait... oh, yeah.

Larry: Cool!

Kamek: Remember, newborn, you must practice control at all times. Now, to work the spell, all you must do is say "zoop" as you are about to steal something. No one will notice that you are stealing it, regardless of your difficulty in doing so, and the object will not be missed for at least one hour.

Larry: Wow, that's great! Thanks Kamek, you're the best!

Larry races out of Kamek's chamber, ready to make use of his spell.

Kamek: Wait! I forgot to tell you something important about the spell! ... Oh well, I'm too important to waste words on a fetus. It probably won't matter anyway, just as long as Larry makes sure his victims hear him say "zoop". What could possibly go wrong?

Meanwhile, Larry has wasted no time putting his new spell into practice.

Larry: Zoop!

The magic incantation thus uttered, Larry grabs Bowser's throne and drags it, slowly, upstairs to his room. Bowser, who is none the wiser for it, attempts to sit down where the throne is supposed to be and, of course, ends up falling to the floor. Despite the pain this must have caused, and the fact that Bowser's visual perspective of the room must have changed, Bowser does not realize that his throne has gone missing for another two and a half hours.

By that time, Larry has added a number of other valuable pieces to his collection. Larry forcefully borrowed Morton's golden tape recorder, and helped himself to Wendy's entire wardrobe. Larry found Iggy busy cleaning his room, and was all to happy to help out by relieving him of his magic wand. Soon after, he managed to rip off Roy's weather changing machine, then scammed Lemmy out of his entire ball collection. He has just stopped to take a short breather, since carrying all those items back to his room has been a tough work out.

Larry: Wooh! Man, I'm tired! Can't stop now though. Once I steal something from Ludwig, I'll be able to sell everything and make a fortune! And that's just today! I'll buy the kingdom! That is, unless I can figure out how to steal the whole thing first.

Larry creaps into Ludwig's laboratory to see him putting the final touches on his newest latest invention.

Larry: That oughta fetch a pretty gold coin...

The thief waits a few moments for Ludwig to finish, then walks nonchalantly up to Ludwig's work bench, ready to steal.

Ludwig: Hi Larry.

Larry: Zoop!

Ludwig: What?

Not responding, Larry quickly grabs Ludwig's invention and starts to stroll out of the lab. However, he is rapidly restrained by Ludwig's two arms becoming entangled with his neck.

Larry: What? But... but I said "zoop"!

Ludwig: You pronounced what? It makes no difference. It was quite foolish of you to try to steal this particular machine, however.

Larry: And why is that?

Ludwig, not answering, presses the huge red button on the even huger controller that he pulls out of... uh, his shell? I dunno. Anyway, this somehow causes the machine Larry is holding to transform into a solid metal box, which he finds himself on the imprisoned side off.

Larry: (voice muffled, due to being trapped within a metal box) ... Oh poot.

Ludwig: What?

Larry: (voice still muffled) Oh poot!

Ludwig: I can't hear you!

And so, Ludwig's metal box is dumped into the ocean, and everybody cheers. Then Iggy finds all the stolen items piled in the middle of the floor in Larry's room, and everybody cheers again. Then, everybody cheers again for good measure. And then, I finally stop the torture and end this story.