Mario's Bio, reported by Dimentio
Mario's Bio, reported by Dimentio
Name: Mario Mario
Height: 5 feet
Weight: 195 lbs
Favorite Food: ANYTHING with pasta, tomato sauce, meat, and cheese.
Least Favorite Food: Nothing really
First Videogame Appearance: Donkey Kong
Latest Adventure Game: Super Mario Galaxy
Favorite Pastime: Getting a kiss from Peach, tennis, soccer, kart, baseball, eating, and pasta eating contests
Least Favorite Pastimes: Going through deadly obstacle courses, getting crushed by his enemies, and not eating for over 2 hours
Favorite People: Luigi, Peach, Rosalina, Toad (for a while), his parents, Yoshi, and adoptive parents
Least Favorite People: Daisy (she hates Peach), Bowser, Bowser Jr. (for a while), the Koopalings, and any other enemy from the past
Mario loves to eat Italian, American, Mexican, Canadian... well, you get the point. Despite the Mario Bros’ motto "Neatness counts" it is still kind of messy in their home. Mario loves Peach, which explains why he continues to rescue her. He loves his brother very much also but doesn't show it too often.
It all began in Italy. Mario's ancestors, the Mario-Polo plumbers, brought plumbing back from China and transformed Venice into what it is today. 2 centuries later Mario's parents (who were both plumbers) were fixing a sewer pipe when Maraina (Mario's mom) got sucked up a green pipe. Alphonzo (Mario's father) tried to get her out but got sucked in as well. The pipe took them to Yoshi's Island, where the Yoshis were kind to them. They liked it there so much they stayed.
A few months later the stork was making a delivery to the Marios’ house carrying Baby Mario and Baby Luigi. Out of the knight sky three geometric shapes hit the stork, making him drop the babies. Kamek came and nabbed Baby Luigi, missing baby Mario. "Toadies!" called Kamek. "Get the other brat and bring him to my keep." He flew off.
Meanwhile Baby Mario fell onto a Yoshi, who was walking by. The Yoshi saw a note on the baby. "Deliver these two to the Marios," it read and at that the Yoshi knew who the baby's parents were. "Two? Where is the other?" thought the Yoshi. At that the Toadies tried to kidnap Baby Mario but were stopped by Yoshi. He deduced that the evil wizard Kamek must be up to this. He rounded up his friends, put Baby Mario on his back, and headed off. After going through the Island, defeating the powerful enemies and defeating Baby Bowser, the Yoshis got Baby Luigi back. The Yoshis delivered the Babies to their worrying parents.
A few months later Kamek again tried to kidnap them again, and Baby Paech as well. After he failed, Baby Bowser pounded Kamek. "Bad Kamek! You want babies so bad? Why Kamek don't send army to Yoshi Island and distract them while you get babies?" asked Baby Bowser, still pounding him.
"My... young lord" said Kamek weakly. "THAT... IS... A.... GREAT IDEA!" shouted Kamek, hugging Baby Bowser.
"Of course it is," said Baby Bowser. "NOW GIVE ME MILKIE!"
Luckily a reformed Koopa Troopa heard the news and told the chancellor of the Mushroom Kingdom. He decided to send the Babies to the Real World away from Kamek. Later that week Kamek launched a full-scale attack on Yoshi's Island. While they were fighting Kamek went to the Marios’ house, drew his wand, said a spell, and launched three HUGE geometric shapes at the house, destroying it... and killing Mario and Luigi's parents. Kamek thought he had killed them. Pleased, he left to change Baby Bowser.
Meanwhile the Baby Mario Bros. had ended up in Brooklyn New York. There they were adopted by Halamachio and his wife Karen. They were both Italian and the Babies felt happy. After completing The Brooklyn Plumbers Academy they started their own business, Mario Bros. Plumbing. They were the greatest plumbers in the USA and quite possibly the whole world. One day Mario got a call from a lady who requested that they come and fix her shower. So the Mario Bros. took the job. While Luigi was plunging away, Mario was talking to his girlfriend Paulina. Then out of nowhere a gigantic ape grabbed Paulina and took her to a construction site. After climbing, jumping, and avoiding barrels, Mario defeated the giant ape and rescued Paulina. Right when she was about to give Mario a kiss-
"HELP! HELP! BRO! MMMMMMAAAAAAAARRRRIIIIIIOOOOO!" Mario heard Luigi and ran back to the house. When he got there Luigi was getting sucked up by the drain pipe. Mario pulled him to try to get him out but got sucked up as well.
The next thing they knew they were in a strange land. Luigi went behind Mario as a Mushroom approached them. "By the Stars, the Mario Bros. have returned!" he shouted. The Mushroom introduced himself as the chancellor of the Mushroom Kingdom and told them of their predicament. Peach, Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, had been kidnapped by Bowser, King of the Koopas. Mario valiantly told them not to worry for he would rescue the princess. Luigi, however, said, "Sorry, Bro, but I am-a gonna stay-a here." Mario went off as Luigi waved and the Mushroomers cheered.
After going through many "levels", Mario made it to Bowser's Castle. There Mario met Bowser for the first time (or so he thought). Bowser laughed at his adversary, who was so short and fat. This, however, was a terrible mistake as Mario leapt into the air and landed on the axe, sending Bowser into the lava and defeating him. He went on and saw Peach for the first time (or again so he thought) and fell in love with her. Mario brought her back and there was a parade in Mario's honor.
After the parade Mario found out that Luigi had purchased a house for them while he was rescuing Peach. Later on after defeating Wart, and then defeating Bowser and his seven kids, Mario got reunited with Yoshi. After Super Mario 64, Mario was arranged to be married to Peach for saving her once again. Later they had Parties, and participating in karting, tennis, baseball, soccer, and golf tournaments kept Mario and Co. entertained. Now back from his recent Galaxy adventure, the wedding will be soon... or will it? Only time will tell.
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