Pyro Guy: Welcome to the Shy Guy-only Interview. I will not be interviewing today. But guess who will.
Curse Guy: ¥~¥]^]><+@&$"! S'up.
Shy Guy: Umm. Hi.
Curse Guy: So, why were you working for Wart?
Shy Guy: We got really good pay as his main minions.
Curse Guy: Why were you working for Bowser in Mario Party 9?
Shy Guy: I wanted to party, and that was the only way he'd let me. Plus he couldn't rely on just Kamek and Jr.
Curse Guy: Shakalakaboom! Yet you beat up Bowser's other minions.
Shy Guy: The Mario gang didn't know I was working for him, so I had to keep up my character.
Curse Guy: Are you really a Mario enemy, or a Yoshi enemy?
Shy Guy: We hate Yoshi more, but still fight with Mario.
Curse Guy: If you hate Yoshi, why were you on his baseball team?
Shy Guy: We needed to play for whoever we were closest to, and Bowser already had a team. Yoshi let us play because he needed more people.
Curse Guy: Care to explain your chemistry with Birdo?
Shy Guy: She was one of Wart's commanders! We worked for her for a while. Of course we were friends.
Curse Guy: Where did you learn to ride Ostros?
Shy Guy: It's not that hard. Just grab the neck. It took like five seconds to figure out.
Curse Guy: What are your hobbies?
Shy Guy: I like to play pranks, drive go-karts, play baseball, party, and collect flowers.
Curse Guy: Uh-huh. Do you report to Bowser, Wart, or General Guy? I know who I report to.
Shy Guy: Usually General Guy, but more recently Bowser.
Curse Guy: $@&$"#%*•=+. I hate Bowser. Audience Questions! Seat IKILLEDCONRADANDACLOUD!
Groove Guy: Why you got to-
Backup Dancers: You got to.
Curse Guy: NO! I cursed you earlier!
(They spontaneously combust.)
Curse Guy: Now then, seat BALLOONPARTY!
Sky Guy: Why do you always say "Hei-Ho"?
Shy Guy: That's my name in Japanese.
Sky Guy: What are you, a Pokemon?
(Shy Guy uses a slingshot to pop his balloons, and he falls into a convenient pit of lava.)
Curse Guy: Seat NOTREALLYAVARIATION!
Tuber Guy: Do you like to swim?
Shy Guy: No. Why do you think we used submarines in Yoshi's Story?
Curse Guy: Seat SOTHEAUTHOR!
Pyro Guy: How did you change color in that game?
Shy Guy: We actually wear layers of differently colored cloaks. Yoshi just knocks them off with his ground pounds.
Curse Guy: Great. Now $&@?!$!?¿£*#%¥€ Transmission!
Audience: GASP!
Curse Guy: What? I said end. I don't even know why it was censored.
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