Loxo123: Here I am interview the "last" and least favorite Koopaling: Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr: That's right! Last and- hey!
Loxo123: Hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh...
Bowser Jr: You meanie!
Loxo123: We'll see, we'll see. Now then, let's cut to the chase right here.
Bowser Jr: You mean end the Interview now?
Loxo123: What? No! The questions!
Bowser Jr: Oh, go on hamsterface!
Roy: HEY!
Loxo123: First question: What is your favorite minion?
Bowser Jr: Of course my favorite minion is those Goop Generators!
Loxo123: What?
Bowser Jr: You know, those huge Piranha Plants made of goop?
Loxo123: Those are Polluted Piranha Plants.
Bowser Jr: You know what I mean!
Loxo123: Yes I do, and I also know that you have the IQ of a flea.
Bowser Jr: HEY!
Loxo123: Next question, how spoiled are you?
Bowser Jr: Not spoiled at all! Unless you call getting everything you want and having the second biggest army only to Bowser spoiled!
Loxo123: That is very spoiled indeed...
Bowser Jr: HEY!
Loxo123: Next question, how much of a failure are you? When you stole the Mini Stars in Mario Party 9 you fought the Mario Crew with... dice blocks and hammers? Seriously? You need dice blocks to activate your hammers?
Bowser Jr: HEY! Those hammers require a lot of energy to activate!
Loxo123: So you use the most luck-based way of activating them.
Bowser Jr: ...
Loxo123: Yeah. Next question, was that huge Koopa Clown Copter you used in your third fight in NSMBW Bowser's?
Bowser Jr: Yeah! I stole that Clown Copter but forgot all about it until right before my fight against the Mario Bros. and the 2 Toads!
Loxo123: ... Idiot.
Bowser Jr: Hey!
Loxo123: Next question, how in the world you managed to make your playhouse stadium in Super Mario Sluggers turn into Bowser's Castle at night?
Bowser Jr: That was Kamek's fault.
Loxo123: ... Weak.
Bowser Jr: HEY!
Loxo123: Hmph. Now then, how did you manage to shrink players in Super Mario Strikers Charged?
Bowser Jr: When I whine loud enough it shakes people's body enough for some atoms to break away from each other for a while, which causes people to shrink.
Loxo123: Even more proof that you're spoiled.
Bowser Jr: HEY!
Loxo123: Final question before audience questions: Were you really dumb enough to believe that Peach was your mother?
Bowser Jr: Yes- I mean, NO!
Loxo123: Uneducated Koopaling. Seat 4587654654566463543643165464013243647024040240200456002646!
Larry: Are you afraid of Petey Piranha?
Bowser Jr: Yes! I mean, no! I can't be afraid of my own minion!
Koopalings and Loxo123: Yes you can.
Bowser Jr: Shut up!
Loxo123: Seat 1704572475640766545674506454!
Roy: How do you feel about losing to a paintbrush idiot and a whimpy huge Magikoopa, whimpy Jr?
Bowser Jr: HEY! Well, I ALMOST beat a Season Champion!
Roy: And you lost to punching bag.
Bowser Jr: HEY!
Loxo123: Seat 99756756756745656526582658676766!
Larry: Does your weak tummy still hurt from all of those times Mario jumped on you in NSMBDS?
Bowser Jr: It doesn't hurt at all!
Larry: Doesn't hurt at all?
Bowser Jr: Ok, it hurts a little.
Larry: Hurts a little?
Bowser Jr: Ok, hurts.
Larry: Hurts?
Bowser Jr: THE PAIN!
Larry: That's better.
Loxo123: And this is the end of the chain of Koopaling Interviews! See me again for when I start interviewing the Paper Mario bosses! For which my first interviewee is... Jr. Troopa! Now then... Bowser Jr! Say hi to Mr. Laser!
Bowser Jr: BlagadiblagadiblagadiblagadiblagadiBLAAAG! Loxo123: End transmission. Whoops! You're not logged in!
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