Morton: Hello, hi, pleased to meet yo-BlagityblagityblagityblagityblagityBLAAAAAG!!! Loxo123: I'm sorry, but did I mention that if you talk too much you will get hurt in some way? I think not... Morton: You sir, are an annoying, disgusting, hideo- *WHA BAM!* Loxo123: Now then, I trust you won't do anything like that again? Morton: Nope, no, nay, NEVE- Thwomp: Oor! *crush* Loxo123: This is going to be a long Interview... Morton: Of... course... it... will... be... Loxo123: ... You actually didn't talk really long for once? Morton: I... learned... my... lesson. Loxo123: Anyways, first question! Many have said that you missed World 2 in NSMBW because you were late, why is that? Morton: My... older... sibling... Roy... attacked... me... and... knocked... me... out... Loxo123: When you woke up why did you choose World 6, the Rock Head Mountains? Morton: When... I... woke... up... it... was... only... me... and... Ludwig... left... I... decided... to... just... get... out... of... the... doomship... because... my... weight... would... break... the... clouds... Loxo123: Are you aware you gained weight from SMB3 to SMW? If so, how? Morton: Yes... I... was... aware... that... I... gained... weight... from... the... fact... that... I... was... eating... much... more... food... and... didn't... move... a lot... Loxo123: I'm beginning to like the old Morton more... Morton: Really? Actually? You, person I'm talking to, antonym of me, actually, real- *SHING* Loxo123: Get the heater out to unfreeze Morton Later... Morton: YOU HIDEOU- Loxo123: Please, don't say the same sentence twice. Anyways, are you aware that your strategy for beating Mario in your second fight was actually really dumb? Morton: How? Why? Because? Loxo123: You didn't use your magic wand, Mario could just stay away from you to avoid getting crushed by your... totem poles? Morton: HEY! I, the great, spectacular, amazing, stupendous, MAR- Loxo123: I'm gonna drop you into the lava pits.... Morton: *meep* Morton likes, loves totem poles because they are spectacularly, creatively decorated! And I didn't use my magic wand because it was useless when I was between my totem poles! Loxo123: Heated answer. Now then, why do you have that star mark on you? Morton: Have you seen Koopaling Explanations in Lemmy's Infostories? Loxo123: Yeah, so that is why? Morton: Yes, yup, affirmative, of cour- *BOOM* Loxo123: Good thing about that Bob-omb. Anyways, I was going to ask about your talking but that sort of explained it also. Audience questions! Seat 446041601364! Ludwig: Why do you love wedding cake? Morton: Because I love everything sweet and wedding cake is the sweetest thing in the world! Even sweeter than chocolate! Ludwig: HOW DARE YOU?! Ludwig gets out of his seat but falls through a trickdoor. Ludwig: I'LL REMEMBER THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!! Loxo123: Seat 094728597! Larry: Why is your skin color so tan? Morton: Being outside in the hot, burning, scalding Desert Land burns your skin so much that it becomes white! Loxo123: Seat 953167524! Luigi: Are you aware that you have Thwimps as guardians of your SMW castle and that they failed badly? Morton: ... I never knew I had Thwimps inside my SMW castle! Everyone: ... Morton: What? It's true! Loxo123: Seat 953167524! Wait, that is the same- Luigi: How did you manage to walk on the walls in your battle? Morton: My eldest brother, Ludwig. Everyone except for Ludwig and Morton: ??? Morton: He made a stupendous invention that actually worked! Loxo123: And that is??? Morton: Gravity defying footpads. Everyone except for Ludwig and Morton: ... Morton: What? Everyone except for Ludwig and Morton: WAY too weird. Loxo123: Seat 0641560. Wendy: Why do you talk so much? Morton: Look at the Koopaling Explanations to find out. Also, I get bored really easily. Loxo123: Seat 48740149864! Roy: How do you feel about not being in Season 10 of my Sports Hall, egg-head? Morton: ANGRY, ENRAGED, FURIOUS, FILLED WI- Roy: Thanks to Loxo123's agreement... ROY SPECIAL! Morton: Ahhhhh!!! A few minutes later... Loxo123: There, we got Morton back. Now then, Se- Lemmy: Hey! You can't take so much screentime! This Interview has to end now! You also stole my Freeze Gun! Loxo123: I stole your Freeze Gun to freeze Morton, but fine.... Hey, can you open that trapdoor for me, Lemmy? Lemmy: Ok, now what? Loxo123: FIRE THE LASER AT LUDWIG!!! Ludwig: NOOOO-BlagityblagityblagityblagityblagityBLAAAAAG!!! Loxo123: End Transmission. Whoops! You're not logged in!
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