(Conrad walks onstage as Groove Guy spins into his seat.)
Conrad: Yay! My first Interview! So, Groove Guy, how does a Shy Guy get to become a Groove Guy?
Groove Guy: Well you see-
(He suddenly jumps up and starts a complicated dance. Four Shy Guy backup dancers come out and mimic him. Weird techno music plays as Toad appears playing an electric guitar and Luigi jumps onstage doing the running man.)
Groove Guy: (singing)
First you show so rhythm, hot and quick,
And you have no skill with a lock pick.
You always dance, spin, spin, spin.
You play DDR and win, win, win.
Then you get a nice promotion,
And dance in slow motion!
Yeah!
(Luigi, Toad, and the Shy Guys disappear and the music stops.)
Conrad: What the? How did- What just- Where did they-? How did you do that?!
(The music starts back up, except this time it's pop music. Toad, Luigi, and the Shy Guys jump back onstage.)
Groove Guy: (singing again)
Just a little bit of musical magic,
Come dance with us, don't act like it's tragic,
They're on a high pay roll,
So they show up at the sound of a bell's toll
(He rings a little bell. The music stops and the Shy Guys leave again.)
Conrad: 0_0! Well, is that where you were getting your help in Paper Mario?
(Rock music now plays as the dancers reappear.)
Groove Guy:
Well of course, we all hung around,
Ready to respond, to each others frightened sound.
We danced around Mario for a long time,
But now I don't have a rhyme.
(They leave again.)
Conrad: Wait, you mentioned a high payroll earlier, where does that come from?
(You know the drill by now. It's soul music this time.)
Groove Guy:
People don't watch their wallets on the dance floor,
cYou should staple yours shut, just to be sure,
’Cause we're amazing pickpockets,
So just keep an eye on your wallets!
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!
The dancers leave... again.
Conrad: So you're basically a thief who dances all the time and can't pick locks or do any theft but pick-pocketing. I thought as much. Audience question time! And please don't sing this time. Seat 45!
Bandy Andy: Do you sing everything? Oh no! I just said a rhyme! It's such a crime! AHHHH! I did it again!
Groove Guy: (country music) I find that my cares just melt away when I sing.
Shy Guys: Siiiiiiinggggg!
Groove Guy: So yes, I always sing at every single fling!
Shy Guys: Flllllingggggg!
Conrad: Ummm. Seat BETTERTHANCONRAD. Hey!
Blue Goomba: How do you make people dizzy?
Groove Guy: (jazz music)
I gotta, spin like there's no tomorrow!
Spin away the victim's sorrow.
Then they feel so good,
They're in such a lazy mood!
(Luigi accidentally dances off the stage, bringing down the curtains on top of Groove Guy.)
Conrad: Oh, so they aren't really dizzy. Now I get why Pyro Guy wanted help, Mario people are nuts. Wait, where is Pyro?
(Pyro Guy is seen on a beach.)
Pyro Guy: Nothing like a little hazing for the newbie. Groove Guy in an Interview, HAH!
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