Pyro Guy: And welcome, once again, to Lemmy's Interview Show. Today I will interview a random block.
The camera pans over to show a vibrating block in the other seat. It suddenly bursts open.
Microgoomba: *gasp*
Pyro Guy: Who are you?
Microgoomba: I'm a Microgoomba, but my real name is Conrad.
Pyro muffles a laugh.
Pyro Guy: And why were you in that block?
Conrad: Because I was one of those really irritating enemies from SMB3.
Pyro Guy: WHAT?! I hated you! Anyway, how did you get so small?
Conrad: I'm not small, I'm a baby Goomba.
Pyro Guy: So does that mean that Paragoombas sacrifice their kids?
Conrad: No, Mario usually doesn't kill us because he isn't that heartless.
Pyro Guy: So where did you come up with that strategy of hiding in a block?
Conrad: One fell on my friend and we all thought it was a good idea.
Pyro Guy: Audience questions. Seat 3.1415926!
Boom Boom: How can you talk if you're a baby?
Conrad: Goombas are actually really smart.
Pyro Guy: No, seriously.
Conrad: I'm a rare genius Microgoomba.
Pyro Guy: I'll buy that. Seat -36!
Kamek: How do Paragoombas hide you?
Conrad: We jump out of their mouths! I swear, it isn't as gross as it sounds, it's actually kind of comfortable in there.
Pyro Guy: Seat G. Why are the seats suddenly lettered?
Fawful: I have sabotage!
Cackletta: When do you become a normal Goomba?
Conrad: At age 5, it happens overnight!
Pyro Guy and Audience: 0_0
Conrad: That's right, we just wake up as normal Goombas.
Pyro Guy: Um... That's all, folks. By the way, do you have a job?
Conrad: I'm a baby.
Pyro Guy: Great! Listen, I need help, I don't have time to do all the Interviews myself. Care to give me a hand?
Conrad: I get to be an official interviewer? Mommy will be so proud!
Pyro Guy: Oh thank DAD!
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