Iggy K: Cyan? Cyaaaaaan?

Iggy K peers into the break room, where a Light Blue (or Cyan) Yoshi is drinking milk, eating Oreos, and playing Mario on the Wii.

Iggy K: Cyan! You’ve never done an Interview. Stop slacking and interview Muddy Buddy!

Cyan: Fine.

(Cyan sits the milk, Oreos, and Wiimote down and goes onstage.)

Cyan: Welcome to Iggy’s Interview Show. Today I’m interviewing Muddy Buddy.

Muddy Buddy: Hi BLOP everyone GLOOP!

Cyan: Hi. Why did you assist the Yoshis in Yoshi’s Island?

MB (Muddy Buddy): I didn’t GLAP mean BLAUP to. GLOO-I-BLOOG attached to his GLAAAKUP feet and BLOOOGOOP it was help-GLOOO-ful.

Cyan: So do you work for Kamek and Bowser?

MB: Yes.

Cyan: What’s with the blopping, glooping, glapping, blaupping, glooing, blooging, glakupping, bloogooping, and glooing?

MB: One, GAAAALP, you said GLOO glooing twice; GLAAAAP two, it’s BLAUP like the BLOOP booming of the Bob-GLAAAP-ombs.

Cyan: Are you a member of a species?

MB: Bob-omb Buddy.

Cyan: … How?

MB: I was GLAAA walking through BLAAAP Bowser’s Castle and GALAAAAAAP fell into a bunch of DAAAAHP modified mud. GLAAAUP Then I was turned evil and worked for him as GLAAAAAA Muddy Buddy.

Cyan: … Why were you in Bowser’s Castle?

MB: During GAAAAALP the Yoshi’s Island GLOOGOOP period, Bob-GLAP-omb Battlefield GLAA was being taken over by Bob-OOP-ombs instead of GLOO Bob-omb Buddies. I was GLAAA kidnapped and sent OUP to Bowser’s GLAAAA Castle and then, GLOO well, I already exGLOOPplained the rest.

Cyan: Phone-In!

Jackster: Call 1.

Phone: It’s me, Larry. Why do two of you appear in Yoshi’s Island?

MB: Well, BLAP I had plenty GLOUP of time before GLOOGOOP Yoshi got to my GLA second location. So I GLAUP got a ride there.

Larry: Duh. Ok.

Jackster: Um… No one’s called.

Cyan: What? Um, so now what?

Jackster: Um… Audience Questions?

Cyan: Seat… 2?

Bob-omb Buddy: Can you still BOMB explode?

MB: No. GLAP It was LOOP jammed by the GLAP mud.

Cyan: Ok… I think we’re done.

Oreo Guy: But we haven’t done any running gags!

Cyan: TALKING OREO! AAAAAAH!

Oreo Guy: AAAAAAH!

Both: AAAAAAH!

Iggy K: Jammer! Bammer! Get rid of these two!

The two Hammer Bros. (apparently Jammer and Bammer) come out and carry Cyan and Oreo Guy away.

Cyan: But I work here!

Iggy K: You can come back later.

Jackster: End transmission!

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