Jalvo: Hello, my wonderful Audience!
Audience: Hi Jalvo!
Random Tourist: Hi Mr. Slime!
Jalvo: Welcome to Jalvo the Slime’s Interview Show! I’m your host!
Jasper: I’ll be here to assist!
Jalvo: No you won’t.
Jasper: Why not?
Jalvo: Today, this Interview was requested by the polls!
Jasper: So it’s a special interviewee. That doesn’t explain why-
Jalvo: It’s my brother Salvo! Plus he requested me to interview him solo.
Jasper: Oh…
Jalvo: Come on out, Salvo!
(Salvo the Slime bounces his way up to the stage.)
Salvo: Hi.
Jalvo: Long time no see.
Salvo: Same can be said about you.
Jalvo: To start off, why are you the first main boss of Yoshi’s Island?
Salvo: Well I don’t know how that happened. Apparently my name was put in the running for being a boss. All the Lemondrops voted me.
Jalvo: Well you were a Lemondrop-
Salvo: So were you!
Jalvo: I wasn’t finished! What made you stand out?
Salvo: I was slightly bigger than the rest of the Lemondrops.
Jalvo: Is that the same way you got the castle named after you?
Salvo: I became the boss of the castle, so they named it after me.
Jalvo: Can you tell us about your encounter with Yoshi?
Salvo: Well I fell down from the ceiling. I was about to introduce myself to Yoshi, and Kamek transformed me.
Jalvo: Could you tell me about your transformation?
Salvo: Well I started to feel weird. Then I saw that I was flashing in multiple colors. Then I realized that I was taller than Yoshi.
Jalvo: You had a weird encounter.
Salvo: Why don’t you talk about your trans-
Jalvo: I’ll talk about that later.
Salvo: How much later?
Jalvo: AS IN ANOTHER INTERVIEW!!!
Salvo: Oh.
Jalvo: Why couldn’t you hurt Yoshi?
Salvo: Well Yoshi kept bouncing off before I had my chance to engulf him.
Jalvo: Why did you create Lemondrops when you were hit?
Salvo: I guess Kamek wanted more Lemondrops in his army, so he gave me the ability to make some.
Jalvo: Besides your appearance in Yoshi’s Island, you appeared in another game. What game was it?
Salvo: Mario Party Advance!
(The audience is booing.)
Jalvo: Why are you booing?
Random Tourist: BECAUSE MARIO PARTY ADVANCE STUNK!
(Salvo starts to cry.)
Jalvo: STOP YOUR BOOING! Salvo, they aren’t booing at your appearance, they are just booing at the game.
Salvo: *sniffling* Ok.
Jalvo: Why did you appear in MPA?
Salvo: Well I was meant to duel the player.
Jalvo: You were in the Duel Tower?
Salvo: Yep! Second floor!
Jalvo: What game did you challenge the player to?
Salvo: Volleybomb.
Jalvo: What happened if they won?
Salvo: They unlocked the Mini Game.
Jalvo: Any other appearances?
Salvo: I appeared in the intro to Yoshi’s Island 2.
Jalvo: Well it’s time for audience questions! Seat KING OF KOOPAS!
Bowser: If I’m correct, you appeared a second time in Yoshi’s Island.
Salvo: Yes I did.
Bowser: What level?
Salvo: Tap-Tap’s castle.
Jalvo: SEAT THE RAVEN!
Raphael the Raven: How do you create Lemondrops?
Salvo: My body is full of life, so when some of my slime hits the ground it comes alive as Lemondrops
Jalvo: Seat ELDER KOOPA!
Kamek: Do you know why I named you Salvo?
Salvo: No, I don’t. Please tell me.
Kamek: It is a pun on saliva, referencing your slimy texture.
Jalvo: On that note. END TRANSMISSION!
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