)(The crowd is seen walking in and taking their seats but there is nobody onstage.)
Lemmy: Hey! Where are they?
(The Delorian suddenly appears in the studio and parks just a few feet short of where Lemmy is standing.)
Lemmy: AH!
(Both doors open. Out of the driver side comes Sayaman and out of the passenger side comes a 16-year-old female rabbit.)
Lemmy: Whoa! Who’s that?
Cream: Don’t you recognize me, Lems? It’s me, Cream.
Lemmy: Why did you get older, Cream?
Sayaman: Well, Toad cusses a lot and Cream is currently too young to hear that much cussing, so I went 6 years in the future to get a 16-year-old Cream.
Lemmy: Okay then.
Sayaman: Hello and welcome to-
Cream: -Lemmy’s interview show!
(They wave to the audience like in the below picture.)
()
Lemmy: Hey! That’s my line!
Cream: Eventually you get bored doing it so you let me do it.
Sayaman: Today we’re interviewing the cussiest fungus, TOAD!
(Toad walks in cussing under his breath.)
Cream: Welcome to the show, Toad.
Toad: Happy #$%^ day to you too.
Sayaman: Don’t you cuss at her like that!
(He gives Toad a black eye.)
Toad: You @#$%!
Cream: I’ll have my Tails do something very horrible to you in the future, Toad.
Toad: *gulp*
Sayaman: First question, why are you so ticked all the time?
Toad: Peach is a @#$%^! She treats me like her own personal slave and there are absolutely no perks!
Sayaman: I see your point.
Cream: How do you feel about Toadette?
Toad: I don’t.
(Cream tazers Toad.)
Cream: I am from the future, so I know if you’re lying.
Toad: @#$%.
Sayaman: @#$% is right.
Toad: Okay, I want to marry her.
Audience: Awwww.
Sayaman: Who would you say treats you the best?
Toad: Luigi, because he’s the most sensitive in the group.
Cream: Why were you blue in the NES version of Super Mario 2?
Toad: It was a screw up they made on the NES version. Glad they fixed it in All-Stars.
Sayaman: Time for audience questions. Seat 7.
Tails: How do you feel about having been replaced by that weird cave-boy in the SMW cartoon?
Toad: I @#$% hated it! He was not a worthy replacement. Toadsworth, however, I fully respect him.
Cream: Seat 1.
Blaze: Aren’t you ever happy?
Toad: Why should I be @#$%?
Sayaman: Oh @#$^ no! I definitely won’t let you cuss HER out!
(He breaks Toad’s arm.)
Blaze the Cat: Thanks Blake.
Sayaman: Anytime Blaze. Now Toad, you will answer her question or I will kill you.
Cream: He means it too, trust me. He can come up with a wide variety of ways to kill you.
Toad: Okay, I do feel happy whenever I’m around Toadette.
Sayaman: Seat 2- Wait a minute, what are YOU doing sitting next to Blaze? Get to seat 15 and ask your question.
Silver the Hedgehog: Fine, how come in The Thousand-Year Door Toadette only appeared when Mario got boots or a hammer?
Toad: She had a job doing item tutorials in that game and had a device to warp her to the locations of the boots and hammers.
Cream: Seat 16.
Toadette: When do you want to get married?
Toad: I don’t know, maybe sometime this year.
Sayaman: Seat 20.
Peach: In Paper Mario, what were you doing in the guest room closet anyway?
Toad: I thought it was the safest place to hide since no one ever checks closets.
Sayaman: Since when? Don’t you watch slasher movies? That’s where the killer always stores the bodies.
Toad: Well it worked didn’t it @#$%?
(Cream slaps him.)
Cream: Don’t EVER use that word when a girl is in the room!
Toad: @#$%.
Sayaman: What did I tell you about cussing out my friends? Falcon PUNCH!
(He falcon punches Toad into a wall so hard he leaves an imprint of his body in the wall.)
Sayaman: One last question before you are dragged out on a stretcher. What do you think of Jr. Troopa getting more screen time than you in both Paper Marios?
Toad: I deserve way more screen time than that brat. And, he didn’t appear in TYD.
Cream: Yes he did, in the picture from Zip Toad’s Email.
Toad: Little @#$%.
Sayaman: Bye Toad!
(Toad cusses him out as he is carried away on a stretcher.)
Sayaman: I should take Cream back to the future.
Cream: Bye Lems.
Lemmy: Bye Cream.
(Sayaman and Cream get in the Delorian and it flies right toward the wall and vanishes.)
Blaze: Should we wait for them?
Lemmy: No, let’s just end it now.
Blaze: See you next time on-
Lemmy: -Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Blaze: End transmission.
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