Turst: Now, it's time for Andrei's exclusive, life-changing, exciting, and AWESOME Interview with Tashrooba! But first, me and Andrei would like to wish you all Happy Holidays!
Andrei: Meh...
Turst: Come on now, don't be grouchy! You'll get that Super Mario Galaxy 2 sometime! But tonight, we have an Interview!
Andrei: Oh brother, let's get this over with. Please welcome our second guest: Tashrooba!
Audience: Whooohooo!
Tashrooba: %^&*(&@*#*^*&^@*(&!!
Andrei: Great, just great! How are we supposed to understand him?
Turst: Umm, hmmm... I GOT IT! Let's ask someone in the audience if they can speak Shroob.
Andrei: Well, good luck with that!
Tashrooba: No need to! I can speak English.
Andrei: >:( Then why did you speak Shroob?
Tashrooba: I don't know, I thought it would be funny. I guess it wasn't.
Andrei: YOU THINK?! All right, all right. First question, what are you?
Tashrooba: I'm a shroobified Tanoomba, what else do I look like?
Turst: You look like a purple Goomba with a tail if you ask me. Ok then, how did you become a Tashrooba?
Tashrooba: I got shroobified by the Shroobs with their Shroob spores, and I obeyed their orders because technically I had become a Shroob.
Turst: Good enough. Next question, how did you become so powerful when you became a Tashrooba?
Tashrooba: Well, it's a long story, I will make it short though. Let's just say that the mutation made me and other monsters stronger than we were before.
Turst: Your turn, Andrei... Andrei?
(Andrei is shown to be listening to his i-Pod while walking around the stage.)
Andrei: ... I HEAR VOICES CRYING! I SEE HEROES DYING! I... Oh wait, it's my turn for a question? Whoops! Sorry. So, you look so cool with those red eyes and that purple skin, are you cool with people? (whispering) Most specifically with the ladies?
Tashrooba: ... Ok? Is this going anywhere?
Turst: This has officially become VERY awkward. Let's ask some audience questions. Seat 59-
Andrei: OH NO! I hate numbers with 9. Seat 58!
Boo: How do you transform yourself into other objects?
Tashrooba: Well, all the Tanoombas have to learn that ability as they get older. It’s a pretty cool thing in case someone tries to harm or attack us. If they try to attack us, we disguise ourselves as other objects like Toads, coins, ? Blocks, and other things.
Turst: How about seat 13?
Daisy: Are you related to any Goombas?
Tashrooba: Actually, all Tanoombas including me are related to Goombas. Goombas are our cousins. Only much, much weaker... and more pathetic... No offense to any Goombas out there in the world!
Goomba from Audience: None taken, jerk!
Andrei: Wow, just wow. Seat 99.
Turst: I thought you hated numbers with 9.
Andrei: Oh yeah, forgot to tell you. I like double nines, like 99 or 999 and so on. I just hate numbers like 9, 19, 29, 39. You get the point?
Turst: YES! YES I DO!
Boshi: Yo! Can I say my question now?
Andrei: Yes you can.
Boshi: So Tashrooba, my buddy. What did you say at the beginning of this Interview?
Tashrooba: I said “Thank you, everybody!” Since they were cheering for me!
Turst: Seat 20.
Toad: Do you drink vim from us?
Tashrooba: Yeah, of course I do. That's a reason why I'm so strong.
Toad: TOAD DESTROYER!
Tashrooba: If you have a problem with that then come down right here and say that to my face. If you've got the nerves to do it, that is. I promise you that if you even say ONE word to my face about us drinking vim then you're gonna be in for some big trouble!
Toad: ...
(Toad runs screaming out of the studio.)
Andrei: Ouch. That's a little harsh even for you.
Tashrooba: I guess, but I just get a little defensive when people have an issue with my race.
Andrei: Well, it looks like I'm bored. Final question from seat... seat 71. Aka, seat 71.545465938362007263548923610. WOW! That was a mouthful!
Prof. E. Gadd: Are you a Tashrooba?
Andrei: I'm done. I'M DONE! YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?! I THINK THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS! I QUIT!
(Andrei leaves the stage and glares at Gadd hard and long.)
Turst: Yeah, I agree with Andrei. This is just getting pointless.
Tashrooba: That was the most random question I have ever heard. But just to answer his question, yes, I am a Tashrooba.
Turst: Well, that concludes our Interview. Once again, Happy Holidays everybody! We'll see you next time!
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