Spiker: Yellow, and welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Spiker: Today, we will interview-
Earth Crystal: Shake!!!
Spiker: -_-' Birdo...
Blue: *Napoleon Dynamite voice* Yesss...
Bonetail: What’s the yesss-ing for?
Blue: Cuz I felt like saying yesss...
(Birdo comes out of some curtains backstage.)
Birdo: IMM HEEEERE!
Spiker: We have curtains? How did we afford that?
Light Blue: We can barely afford to pay attention!
*rimshot*
Light Blue: Thank you, I'll be here all of my LL life!
Birdo: LET’S GET ON WITH MEH INTERVIEWW!!!
Spiker: Fine, fine! Question one, what games have you appeared in?
Birdo: I first appeared in SMB2, as a enemy at the time. After that, I appeared in other games such as Mario RPG. Then I made my friendly appearance in Mario Tennis. Nowadays, I chill out by playing in the Mario Party games.
Spiker: Coolio. Question 2, how did you get out of the SMB2 dream world?
Birdo: Oh, that. Well, some old guy made a portal connecting the dream and Plit worlds together, so when the dream world was open, I got out and left the dream world.
Blue: I made a law here in Lemmy's Land!
Bonetail: And that law is?
Blue: You have to say yes in a Napoleon voice.
Bonetail: Realllllly?
Lemmy: *Napoleon voice* Noooo...
Spiker: Oookay... Question three, how did you get good at playing golf and other sports?
Birdo: Well, for the golfing, I told myself to get a birdy on every shot.
*rimshot*
Birdo: Hahaha... No, but really, I got good at the games by practicing when I got out of the dream world.
Spiker: Methinks it’s-
Bonetail: AUDIENCE QUESTIONS!!!
Spiker: Seat SHAKE!!!
Earth Crystal: Shake!!!
Bonetail: He said why is Birdo in love with Yoshi so much?
Spiker: You speak Eartheese?
Bonetail: A little. He also said Shake!!!
Birdo: ... Well why not? I mean, he is the only dinosaur I have seen that is super cute, and the way he says his name, muuuch too adorable!
Spiker: You sound like my crazy ex-wife-
Jenny: YOU WILL BE MINE, SPIKER-
Spiker: Get her, Richard Simmons!
(Richard Simmons chases Jenny... onto the road of fitness!)
Spiker: Anyway, Seat CHOCORAIN!!!
Tay: How come when Birdo shoots an egg, Mario can jump on it without it sustaining a single crack?
Birdo: In the dream world, our eggs are made of a heavier substance, so Mario can stand on them while they’re moving.
Spiker: Final question, Seat IFALLOFFLEDGES!!!
Green Koopa: in some games there were more than one Birdo, and in different colors too. How did they show up?
Birdo: Well, when I was let out onto Plit, it didn’t take long for the other Birdos in the dream world to find out where I ran off to, and they followed.
Spiker: That’s all for the Interview!
Light Blue: Until next decade!
Bonetail: Be sure to tune in everyday! Or we'll sic Blue on you.
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Spiker: What was that?!
WRITER: Sorry, it was spam. You know how NPC's are when they hate ya.
Spiker: Okkkayyyy... END TRANSMISSION?
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