Triple AAA: Since that last Interview went well, Mark, you shall do another one!
Mark: What?! Why?
AAA: Because I say so! Also, you'll be doing it with the new guy.
Gunner Guy: Hello.
Mark: Why are you still here?
Gunner Guy: I quit serving Queen Bean! 200 coins isn't worth it if you have to carry her around!
AAA: So now he's working with us.
Mark: Fine. Let's start the show.
...
Mark: Hello, and welcome to...
Lemmy: Lemm-
(Mark stuffs Lemmy in Gunner's cannon, then shoots him through a window.)
AAA: FINALLY! I've been waiting for someone to do that for a long time.
Shy Ranger: Er... Hello? Interviewee right here.
Mark: Huh? Oh yeah. Why do you always run from battles?
Shy Ranger: Because we were only instructed to spy on Mario and Co.
Gunner Guy: Who instructed you to spy on Mario?
Shy Ranger: Smithy.
Mark: I thought Smithy only works with machines.
Shy Ranger: The last machines Smithy sent to spy on Mario got smashed by his hammer. So he decided to hire fast people to spy on Mario in case he found us.
Gunner Guy: Kay. What happened to Shy Rangers after the events of SMRPG?
Shy Ranger: Some of us went to work for Bowser, while others decided to work with Don Pianta.
Mark: I'm bored so AUDIENCE QUESTIONS!
(Fanfare plays, and the audience throws bricks at Mark.)
Mark: Seat 4,929!
Amazee Dayzee: Why is your Psychopath Thought "Transmitting Information. Over and out." when you don't have a walkie-talkie?
Shy Ranger: Our masks have built in scanners that transmit information into our brains to automatically get sent to Smithy.
Gunner Guy: That makes you part computer then.
Shy Ranger: Yes. Yes it does.
Mark: Seat IKNOWSOMEONEOFYOURRACE.
Shroob: Do you like waffles?
Mark: Go away.
Shroob: *sniff* You never gave me a chance.
(The Shroob runs out of the studio, crying for his mommy.)
Gunner Guy: ... Seat Pi.
Russ T: For the record, I'm only asking this question for the viewers out there, for I already know this.
Mark: Yeah sure, whatever.
Russ T: Why is it that your kind only appears around Piranha Plants?
Shy Ranger: Well it is because we thought that Mario and his comrades would focus on killing the Piranha Plant instead of us, allowing us to give Smithy the information he needed.
Mark: But that didn't go that well, did it?
Shy Ranger: Well that's where our training came in handy.
Gunner Guy: But you still have low Special Defense...
Shy Ranger: We thought Geno would still be under-leveled...
Mark: Well you didn't expect the classic videogame nerd to grind some levels with him, now did you?
Shy Ranger: ... No.
Mark: Ha! Well that's all the time we have for today.
Gunner Guy: END TRANSMISSION!
AAA: Hey wait, why did I get so few l-
(Transmission Ended.)
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