Lemmy: Welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show!
Fireball: Gosh Lemmy, come up with some new material once in awhile.
Lemmy: I'm too busy to make new material.
Fireball: If you're so busy, then why are you here?
Lemmy: Leaving you here by yourself is dangerous.
Fireball: ... I'll take that as a compliment.
Lemmy: Uh, all right.
Kroshi: So, who are you interviewing this time?
Fireball: Gee, I'm interviewed a lot of people... I don't know.
Luigi: Wait, so you've came unprepared?
Fireball: Doesn't everyone?
Luigi: Not that I know of...
Fireball: Oh... well...
Mario: Interview me!
Fireball: I already did interview you.
Mario: Interview me!
Kroshi: He's just going to ignore whatever we say.
Mario: Interview me!
Fireball: Yeah, someone should give me a note telling me who to interview.
...
Fireball: Where is that random guy with the unknown name who gives me the note?
Lemmy: I think he left.
Fireball: Why?
Lemmy: You didn't pay him.
Fireball: Obviously, this is Luigi’s fault.
Luigi: This is an Interview show, not a random Scribble.
Lemmy: No need to worry, I picked out someone for you.
Fireball: Now you tell me.
Tubba Blubba: I'm here.
Fireball: Aren't you a crybaby?
Tubba: No! I had sand in my eyes!
Fireball: Sure, so I guess we should get this Interview underway.
Kroshi: That would be nice.
Fireball: First question... Are you a crybaby?
Lemmy: You can't use that as a question!
Fireball: I just did.
Tubba: Didn't I just answer that a minute ago? I had sand in my eyes!
Fireball: Sure.
Tubba: Please, just get on with this.
Fireball: Fine, next question, Francis from Super Paper Mario watches a show called The Blubbening featuring you... This true?
Tubba: Yeah, it is. It’s an anime, but it appeared to get worse as the show started to progress.
Fireball: Sounds like a nerdy show.
Tubba: It is not, it features robots and stuff!
Fireball: So?
Tubba: Robots are cool...
Fireball: For some.
Kroshi: Wagonwheels interest me more.
Tubba: Wagonwheels taste gross.
Kroshi: You have insulted a great snack to many people. You shall not get away with that.
Tubba: Whatever, I'm three times your size.
Kroshi: You lost to a fat plumber.
Tubba: He had teammates... And he weakened my heart... Ask the next question!
Fireball: Did you eat anything but Boos at the time?
Tubba: Well, for awhile that was all I ate. They taste so wonderful, but I never ate another Boo after what Mario did to me... but I eat steak and other meats now.
Fireball: Don't ghosts taste like nothing?
Tubba: Perhaps to you, but to a Clubba such as myself, we have different taste buds than the average person.
Kroshi: Why are your taste buds different?
Tubba: They... they just are.
Kroshi: That’s a bad answer.
Tubba: I don't know everything, ok!
Kroshi: Yeah, that’s probably true.
Tubba: Yes.
Kroshi: You probably don't know anything at all.
Tubba: Yes.
Fireball: All right, on with the next question, why did Bowser give you the Star powers?
Tubba: Probably because I was one of the biggest Clubbas around the area. I guess he thought the bigger the better.
Bowser: No I didn't!
Fireball: Really? Then what did you think?
Bowser: The bigger the better.
Tubba: I just said-
Bowser: No, you didn't.
Fireball: Bowser, settle down. You too, Tubba.
Tubba: I'm not-
Fireball: Hey!
Tubba: ...
Fireball: Now, where was I?
Kroshi: Getting on with the next question.
Fireball: Oh yes, now, the next question then. Did Bowser give you that house or did you always live in it?
Tubba: Well, I did always live in it, then when Bowser gave me the Star Spirit and made me a part of the Koopa Troop, he added some minions to my mansion just in case someone such as Mario tried to come over, it would make it harder for him to try to steal the Star... though the Star escaped...
Fireball: Gee, you could have just said he added more to it.
Tubba: I thought it would be nice to explain more of the situation...
Mario: Interview me!
Fireball: That was a bit random...
Mario: Yeah, that was the whole point.
Kroshi: You can't get anymore random then, Mario.
Mario: Interview me!
Lemmy: Mario, stop or I will have you moved out of the studio.
Fireball: Woah, this is my Interview.
Lemmy: I own this studio.
Fireball: So?
Lemmy: I can do whatever I want.
Fireball: Well... I can... Dang, you got me.
Lemmy: Now get on with the Interview.
Fireball: Since this is my Interview, I will continue this Interview whenever I wish to continue this Interview.
Lemmy: ...
Kroshi: ...
Fireball: All right, now, after the next question, we'll go on to the audience. Did you get all those minions to your mansion or did Bowser send his own minions?
Tubba: Well, I got a couple of friends over to help guard the castle over. The only problem was that they sleep on the job; probably why they got fired from every other job they got. Bowser brought some flying sentinels that would carry Mario outside.
Fireball: Why didn't they just take him to you? Or throw him in a cell?
Tubba: I don't think we had a cell... plus, I didn't like to be disturbed, so they took him outside.
Fireball: What, so you could get some more sleep?
Tubba: No! Well... yeah.
Fireball: Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Tubba: ...
Fireball: ...
Kroshi: Are you going to ask the audience?
Fireball: Oh, sorry, I was thinking about some other stuff.
Luigi: That’s pretty rare.
Fireball: ... I'll let you off the hook... this time... Seat 46.
Bowser: ...
Fireball: Hey, Bowser.
Bowser: What?
Fireball: Ask a question to Tubba.
Bowser: Oh, sorry, I was thinking about some other stuff.
Luigi: That's also pretty rare.
Bowser: Hey! After this, I'm going to beat you until you turn red, Greenie!
Luigi: ....
Bowser: Anyway, how could you let the Star get away? I was pretty outraged to hear that at the time.
Tubba: Is it my fault I opened the window to get a little air in?
Bowser: Uh... yes. It is.
Tubba: Oh... well... sorry about that.
Bowser: Oh, it’s okay. All water under the bridge now.
Luigi: Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
Bowser: No.
Luigi: Oh no...
Mario: I would help you, Luigi, but I have to go eat some pizza after this.
Luigi: Thanks, Brother...
Mario: Oh, no problem, Bro.
Fireball: Seat 3.
Wario: Are you still pretty weak today?
Tubba: A bit. I have been training lately, but if I ever had the task to face Mario again, I would probably lose.
Wario: Whahaha! I bet even I could beat you!
Tubba: Yeah, probably.
Wario: Whahaha! The Great Wario defeats all!
Tubba: All right, shut up.
Wario: Whahahaha! I bet all I would have to do is poke you, and you would be down for the count!
Tubba: Hey!
Wario: Whahahaha! My laugh is annoying others!
Tubba: I've had enough!
Fireball: Settle, Tubba. Wario, quiet.
Wario: Whaha- Ok...
Fireball: Seat 77.
Toad: Are you and the Boos friends now?
Tubba: On a certain level, I guess. We talk sometimes, sometimes I let them in my place. I just can't be near Bow anymore.
Peach: Aren't you suppose to be cleaning, Toad?
Toad: You let me come here.
Peach: Oh... well... someone's pay has to be docked... Hey, where did my wallet go?
Kroshi: There, your pay is gone. Now let’s continue with the Interview.
Wario: Whahahaha! Silent, but deadly!
Fireball: Seat 619.
(Bookaya Bookaya!)
Rey Mysterio: Yo, dogs.
Fireball: Rey Mysterio, get out of here.
Mysterio gets out with high flying moves, but before he does... gives a 619 to Luigi.
Luigi: Uh...
Mario: Is he all right?
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(Mario leaves and comes back)
Dr. Mario: He's knocked out...
(Dr. Mario leaves and comes back)
Mario: Oh no!
Fireball: Okay... Seat 468.
Blooper: Bloop! Do you have any special powers?
Tubba: Not that I know of, no.
Blooper: Like swimming?
Tubba: I said no.
Blooper: Attacks?
Tubba: I can do a Mega Punch and a Bodyslam.
Blooper: Handstands?
Tubba: All right, I'm done with this.
Fireball: Wait, wait! Just one more question, then it will be over, all right?
Tubba: Fine.
Fireball: Seat 7.
Mario: Did you really think you could beat me?
Tubba: Yes, I did.
Mario: Well... you didn't.
Tubba: Thanks for reminding me...
Mario: No problem!
Tubba: I was being sarcas- Never mind...
Fireball: Well, that’s all for this Interview show!
Mario: No!
Fireball: Yes, Mario.
Bowser: I have some unfinished business with Green guy here!
Luigi: Could you find it in your heart to-
(Bowser beats up Luigi)
Kroshi: Nothing works out for Luigi.
Fireball: Toad as well... sometimes.
Kroshi: So... are you going to end transmission?
Fireball: In a second.
Kroshi: ...
Fireball: End transmission.
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