John: Good evening, ladies and germs. Tonight I will be interviewing someone no one has interviewed before.
Mad Piano: Finally some recognition!
John: Not you, I will be interviewing... the Squig.
Some Guy: Um... Someone interviewed the Squig already.
John: Oh yeah? prove it.
(The guy brings a computer in with the Force and quick searches Squig in Iinterviews.)
Audience: O.O
John: Meh... Get used to stuff like this happening in my Interviews
Bob-omb: (singing) I'm a believer!
John: Now let’s see...
(He gasps as he sees Shrugger Shroob has already interviewed a Squig.)
John: I'm going to have a moment of depression now.
And so he does...
John: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
Two seconds later...
John: All right, let’s get our interviewee out here. *to backstage* Come on out.
(The Squig comes out and waves to the audience and is showered with wild applause.)
John: Hey, what about me?!
(He gets showered with tomatoes.)
John: Ok... First question, Mr...
Squig: Spak. My name is Spak.
John: Ok Spak, first of all, what game are you from and what is your occupation?
Spak: I’m from Super Paper Mario, I walk around and spit rocks.
John: What is the difference between Squigs and Squiglets?
Spak: Squiglets are young Squigs.
John: ... That’s it?
Spak: Yep.
John: Ok, so how can Sqiugs spit out rocks when Squiglets can't?
Spak: There is a special organ in the body of a Squig that allows us to spit out those rocks and that develops when Squiglets become adults.
John: What abut your color difference?
Spak: When that organ develops it changes our blood color, causing a change in skin color.
John: All right, now-
Spak: Squogs are different because they think brawn is better than brains, yes I can use my front legs as arms sometimes, and no you can't have five bucks.
John: What?! How did you know what I was gonna say?!
Spak: I’m sorry, but your questions were a bit too predictable.
John: Grr, fine. Audience time. Seat 64.
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!
John: Good for you, seat 7.
Fuzzy: MEROK!
John: Can I please have someone who will ask a question?
Mario from Hotel Mario: No!
John: Gah. Seat 1.3333333333333333333.
The ghost of the Goomba from my last Interview: What was it like before and after Bowser's troops came?
Spak: Before they came we were sometimes picked on by stronger guys. But when they came they picked on the Goomba.
Goomba: WHY CAN NO ONE RESPECT THE GOOMBA?!
The Goomba jumps out a window and lands on a Pyro Guy (a Shy Guy on fire for you Neanderthals.)
Pyroguy: What was that?
Goomba: WHY?!
John: Ok, that about wraps it up for this Interview. Hey Spak.
Spak: What?
John: Merry Christmas.
(He throws a hammer at Spak,)
Spak: Hey!
John: Hmm... You didn't die, what to do with you. Hm... I know.
(He steals a rope from Mario and is about to lasso Spak.)
(END TRANSMISSION)
Whoops! You're not logged in! |