(Goomba walks into his Interview, where he finds the audience and his crew asleep.)

Goomba: What happened?

Audience (who suddenly woke up): The Interview was supposed to start hours ago!

Goomba: Really? All right, cameramen! Start shooting!

(The cameraman turns on his camera.)

Goomba: Welcome to Goomba's Interviews. Today we will be interviewing a new enemy from New Super Mario Bros. Wii: Ice Bro.

(An Ice Bro. just happens to walk into the studio and a bunch of Sledge Bros. grab him and throw him in the interview chair.)

Ice Bro: Ow! What's going on?

Goomba: You're getting interviewed whether you like it or not!

Ice Bro: All right.

Goomba: First question. Why were you only in World 3? If you were in every world, Mario wouldn't have stood a chance!

Ice Bro: Well, Lemmy liked how we threw ice balls to freeze things, so he hired us.

Goomba: Interesting. Next question. How are you able to throw ice balls?

Ice Bro: That's actually quite simple. We're just Koopas with an Ice Flower. And Fire Bros. are just Koopas with Fire Flowers, and so on.

Goomba: Last question before audience questions. Why were you assigned to guard a Toad?

Ice Bro: I wasn't assigned to guard Toads, but my brother was and he said it was only Ice Bros. with exceptional loyalty and ice-throwing skills who got to guard Toads.

Goomba: Time for audience questions. Seat ITSAME.

Mario: Why are you so annoying?

Ice Bro: I'm not annoying! How insulting!

Goomba: Seat EAYAHAHA.

Cackletta: How does getting an Ice Flower change the color of your shell?

Ice Bro: The ice power absorbs into our shells, which changes its color.

Goomba: Seat HAMMERTOSSINGISFUN.

Hammer Bro: Are you my cousin Joe?

Ice Bro: No.

Hammer Bro: Darn.

Goomba: Seat ILOVEICE.

Lemmy: How come you couldn't defeat Mario?

Ice Bro: Hey, that guy is-

Lemmy: YOU'RE FIRED!!!

Ice Bro: Awww...

Goomba: That's all for audience questions. Now, GUARDS! GET RID OF THE INTERVIEWEE IN A PAINFUL WAY!!!

(A bunch of Sledge Bros. come in and light Ice Bro. on fire.)

(Ice Bro. YOW!!!)

(Ice Bro. runs out the door.)

Goomba: And that's all for tonight, folks. Be sure to tune in next time, when we interview... Lemmy.

Lemmy: Oh no...

(The cameraman stops shooting.)

Goomba: All right, end transmission.

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